What was the comfiest empire and why was it the Ottoman Empire?

What was the comfiest empire and why was it the Ottoman Empire?

Dutch Empire is the comfiest

Austrian

But the cuisine though.

18th and 19th century culture isn't that comfy though.

Truth
>tfw ywn lie down on all those carpets, blankets and soft pillows, surrounded by Slav harem women while smoking hookah and drugs all day

>19th century culture isn't that comfy though.
Literally the comfiest century

balkanites aren't slavs, their women look like horses

Ottomans took female slaves from W. Europe, Italy, Spain, Russia, Poland, Caucuses.

They took male slaves from the Balkans.

How do you know, wh*Te boy?
was one of your grandmothers in a harem?

safavids were max comfy

Kek this is basically what europeans thought the ottoman harem was like.

You know you can play chess all day in our modern age.

>everybody wears boring black suits all the time
I'll pass.

Portuguese Empire
>comfy ship adventures
>absolute gods at exploration
>get rich off asian trade and retire in comfy lisbon, porto, or sao paulo

>comfy ship adventure
>you're at sea for months
>every day you work your ass off to keep the ship in good condition
>the provisions are so shit that disease is always lurking
>most of the profits go to the captain who probably is nobility anyway
>pirates could be around waiting to rape your ass with a sword

I'd rather be a farmer.

Not exactly comfy but must be very exciting era

>no one has answered Romans yet

Your loss then

>not being the captain of a merchant vessel

Late nineteenth century was comfiest in France

>Be Ottoman Empire in 1400s
>be scared of no enemy.
>small rebellion breaks out on some coast near serbia and venice
>no problem they barely got any men or land
>start a invasion
>it failed
>star another one
>it failed
>attack them while they are busy fighting against Venice by sending 3 armys after each other in the invasion
[spoiler]>it failed[/spoiler]
>have to set the console date to 1468 their king dies but still need 10 years afterwards to take them over
Other than that and Austria it must have been chill to get blown by the French.

>extracts spices to death.
"no"

late 2nd century Alexandria sounds pretty comfy.

Jesus Christ, every post. Shoo, filthy roach, before we get the Raid.

>an era is entirely defined by clothes.
Youre the definiion of shallow senpai

> all those carpets, blankets and soft pillows.
This is literraly my friend Nasir house