So... what does Veeky Forums eat on a daily basis?

huel mostly.

I have reached ramen profitability with crypto

paulgraham.com/ramenprofitable.html

whatever mom brings me

Slan eye food

Fruit

Beer

Beans and rice.
Sometimes I can affort to buy the pepper that you grind fresh over food and thats pretty nice.
Before Veeky Forums, I was fat and eating takeout pizzachinesetacos every day, but I never eat out now and have already lost s ton of weight.
Also, try fried rice with beans, anons. Its fucking bomb legit chinese food.
>inb4 South American
I'm Irish as fuck and I approve of beans and rice for every Veeky Forums-conscious meal!!

food wishes ? :o

Healthy food but I don't move my ass, ever. That's why my body is shit.

Hiii this is Chef John from Foood Wishes .com!

>panties soaked

This, also Irish here. Also, obligatory potatoes.

...

Is your asshole okay bud?

whey + oats are the bulk of it

Fuck yeah, I used to live in San Fan and became a Chef John fan!
"You're the whiz of how you shill on Veeky Forums"
"Damp hands=smooth balls=wet panties"
(these are things I want to tweet at him on twitter now)
Dude, I've been watching this leaf on youtube who introduced me to the idea of potato fried rice and life has never been the same - I encourage you to get a wok, m80
(I'm sure this isn't the potato rice episode, but enjoy anyways:)
youtu.be/c1x19gySa-s

The ONLY thing that keeps me from enjoying this food is that I hate to eat with my dirty-ass hands... I literally have stainless steel chopsticks, spoon fork and knife on me in case I run into this food lol

you should consider washing your hands every now and again

Yooou have now become the master, of your /biz gains, blaster!

OATZ?
I haven't been on Veeky Forums in a while, so I don't know what y'all are chugging these days... How the fuck do you make gains in todays shitty economy?? I'm beans & rice guy (tuna and eggs so I don't beccome Money Skeleton)

I would want to kms if I ever ate there again
HOWWW do you eat subway dude?? Like, can't you make a sandwich at home?? I can't even look at their bread without gagging a little..

pizza pizza pizza literally every day i order pizza
shits getting expensive

If you read the paper:

>"Notes

>[1] The "ramen" in "ramen profitable" refers to instant ramen, which is just about the cheapest food available.

>Please do not take the term literally. Living on instant ramen would be very unhealthy. Rice and beans are a better source of food. Start by investing in a rice cooker, if you don't have one.

>Rice and Beans for 2n
> olive oil or butter
> n yellow onions
> other fresh vegetables; experiment
> 3n cloves garlic
> n 12-oz cans white, kidney, or black beans
> n cubes Knorr beef or vegetable bouillon
> n teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
> 3n teaspoons ground cumin
> n cups dry rice, preferably brown"

This kind of makes me want to get serious with Bitbean for some reason... Beancoin should Veeky Forums's #1 lol

I do, but I know that they're touching public spaces all the time...I don't even like touching my face with my hands unless I've thouroughly washed em... Uhh...is this the sign of some kind of neurosis?

"Nothing beats stress like creme frioche! I like to put this on the end of a hard, stale, shotgun barrel when my ARK hits 20 sats"

Just wash with soap and try to eat by hands, otherwise this is neurosis.

>is this the sign of some kind of neurosis?
Yep!

The good news is you can solve it yourself in theory but not being a little bitch, the bad news is that's actually pretty hard and most people need therapy.

Thankfully, none of this matters and nobody gives a shit.

Welp, nobody knows IRL anyways, but...
>neurosis....
idk guys, I just can't touch my face because I feel like just a touch gives me acne. I already have it bad enough being some freak who carries silverware and sanitizing towels with him everywhere, I don't want to have pimples on top of it...
Veeky Forums is my form of therapy C:

Breakfast: baked potato + eggs
Snack: McChicken
Lunch: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Dinner: Rice + chicken
Post Dinner Snack: 2 Hot Pockets

bacon wrapped hotdogs with tripple mayo

Only the finest tendies served with a fizzing goblet of Mt. Dew.

This is what I imagine most neet Veeky Forums will eat,for the ones not in mommies basement my guess is ketchup sachets ransacked from mc donalds and poptarts.

Either that or the ones that made it the most exquisite tendies on lambo available

Pizza and chinese

i commend your fine taste in gourmet cuisine my friend.

tendies and chocolate milk

Dipped in nacho cheese, and I'm in

Cool, just watched three of his videos. The food part of youtube is pretty addictive.