>2000 word paper on the reformation
>due in 2 weeks
2000 word paper on the reformation
>2 word paper on the romans
>due in 4 months
>Interpretive dance on the Punic Wars
>Due eventually
>13 nanosecond video on phrenology
>due last week
what's the reformation
>2000 words
>2 Weeks
You're complaining because?
>off hand comment on history in general
>optional
>5-stanza poem on the french revolution
>due in 10 seconds
Because he's a middleschooler.
I got a 2000 word paper on love in medieval thought due tomorrow morning, have not even started it.
paste in the lyrics to All Star five times, that should get you within ~200 words
1. Type heresy
2. copy
3. paste 1999 times
4. ????????
5. profit
>5 finger hand turkey.
>due in 1 month.
Same here breh but it's 2500 words on Plato
I went full autismo on the toilet for like an hour and a half debunking some stupid infographic a few days ago and easily passed 1000 words.
kys.
>3-4 page paper on The Bacchae
>Due Monday
>Intro paragraph finished, not much else
>Essay on Christianity in Late Rome
>Read plenty, have notes and arguments accumulated
>Have absolutely no clue how to write the intro
Who /absolutely bonkers/ here?
>life time of experience in decaying western society
>due on death
>Jesus was the first and most notorious dindu in recorded history and here's why...
>Late Rome
user....
>what is context and background
The easy way is just to start with an episode/anecdote that includes some points from which you can develope your argument. Don't do the most obvious shit cause they have read that before.
I was thinking of using some Pagan anecdotes on court trials during Constantius' reign, and then list out my arguments as to why shit was like this in Rome.
>had to write a 5-6 page paper from the southern viewpoint on whether to secede or not
>having trouble figuring out reasons to secede, decide to pop an adderall to help me focus
>end up writing the paper in an hour and doing laundry the rest of the time
The lesson I learned is that southerners were literally on drugs when they decided to secede
Nigger you can write 2000 words in like an hour.
Haha
I did a 2000 word essay on Constantine in 10 hours cos I thought the hand in date was a month later than it actually was.
First ever uni essay, got an A too.
>thats_teh_joke.tiff
Because it's a meme.
my sides...
>280 character paper on wh*te people's crimes
>Due in 30 minutes
>it's an "user gets his very own screencap" episode
Good job.
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>1000 word Orwellian erotica set in medieval Georgia
>due last week
>25 page paper on ribosomal proteins
>due in 8 hours
just write anything
write your ideas, write them all, keep writing
and then spend a week editing what you've written down
>15 line poem on Poland in WW2
>due a week ago
This, editing and revising is arguably the more important part of writing papers.
>in like an hour.
Try ten minutes.
Durham?
>shoebox diorama of the Diet of Worms
>stuck in a permanent loop where it's due five minutes in the future
>What I learned in boating school is...
today, on how it's made
Holy Roman-empire