2000 word paper on the reformation

>2000 word paper on the reformation
>due in 2 weeks

>2 word paper on the romans
>due in 4 months

>Interpretive dance on the Punic Wars
>Due eventually

>13 nanosecond video on phrenology
>due last week

what's the reformation

>2000 words
>2 Weeks

You're complaining because?

>off hand comment on history in general
>optional

>5-stanza poem on the french revolution
>due in 10 seconds

Because he's a middleschooler.

I got a 2000 word paper on love in medieval thought due tomorrow morning, have not even started it.

paste in the lyrics to All Star five times, that should get you within ~200 words

1. Type heresy
2. copy
3. paste 1999 times
4. ????????
5. profit

>5 finger hand turkey.
>due in 1 month.

Same here breh but it's 2500 words on Plato

I went full autismo on the toilet for like an hour and a half debunking some stupid infographic a few days ago and easily passed 1000 words.

kys.

>3-4 page paper on The Bacchae
>Due Monday
>Intro paragraph finished, not much else

>Essay on Christianity in Late Rome
>Read plenty, have notes and arguments accumulated
>Have absolutely no clue how to write the intro
Who /absolutely bonkers/ here?

>life time of experience in decaying western society
>due on death

>Jesus was the first and most notorious dindu in recorded history and here's why...

>Late Rome
user....

>what is context and background

The easy way is just to start with an episode/anecdote that includes some points from which you can develope your argument. Don't do the most obvious shit cause they have read that before.

I was thinking of using some Pagan anecdotes on court trials during Constantius' reign, and then list out my arguments as to why shit was like this in Rome.

>had to write a 5-6 page paper from the southern viewpoint on whether to secede or not
>having trouble figuring out reasons to secede, decide to pop an adderall to help me focus
>end up writing the paper in an hour and doing laundry the rest of the time
The lesson I learned is that southerners were literally on drugs when they decided to secede

Nigger you can write 2000 words in like an hour.

Haha

I did a 2000 word essay on Constantine in 10 hours cos I thought the hand in date was a month later than it actually was.

First ever uni essay, got an A too.

>thats_teh_joke.tiff

Because it's a meme.

my sides...

>280 character paper on wh*te people's crimes
>Due in 30 minutes

>it's an "user gets his very own screencap" episode
Good job.

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>1000 word Orwellian erotica set in medieval Georgia
>due last week

>25 page paper on ribosomal proteins
>due in 8 hours

just write anything

write your ideas, write them all, keep writing

and then spend a week editing what you've written down

>15 line poem on Poland in WW2
>due a week ago

This, editing and revising is arguably the more important part of writing papers.

>in like an hour.
Try ten minutes.

Durham?

>shoebox diorama of the Diet of Worms
>stuck in a permanent loop where it's due five minutes in the future

>What I learned in boating school is...

today, on how it's made

Holy Roman-empire