Hon hon hon I surrendez-vous!

>hon hon hon I surrendez-vous!
Why are they so shit at war?

I hope that you can provide a more succesful country as france at winning war in history ?

America

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So which wars did you/they actualy win? Independece, mexican, barbary1/2, spanish,wwI/II, gulf II/III Did I forget any? Vietnam was no win and Korea never ended.
Louis XIV alone won more wars
t. Not even a frog

>French history starts in 1871

Makes u think

300 old country good joke . When america would stand for more than 1000 year . I think the comparison would be more easy . Also I will fighting worty opponent while being out numbered .

Because fighting vietnam , phillipine , england with france and spain , and mexican are nothing to be proud about

yes, yes, but that was all so long ago

we were talking about you

200 hundred year is very long ago :( please american . History does not start with the creation of america. When you see country that stand thousand of year , 200 year is not very long ago.

>200 years is a long time
get fucked americunt

French more won wars in a 17 years than Germany in her entire history

The french honestly deserve to be ridiculed for losing in ww2. They fucked up when the world needed them the most.

French won more wars in 17 years than Germany in her entire history

ftfm

And to think, the world wouldn't even have needed them if they had just collapsed as soon as possible in WW1

Ok but Germany just fought 2 fullscale wars in it's entire history as a state :
WWI and WWII
Not counting on going conflicts like Afghanistan or Mali, which are to the german government just war-alike-situations and not real wars

Gee, I wonder (((Who))) could be behind this thread

The French should be killed.

Independence
Chickamunga
Northwest Indian
Barbary Wars
Tecumseh War
Creek War
Seminole Wars
Texas-Indian Wars
Arikara War
Winnebago War
Black Hawk War
Sumatran Wars
Mexican-American War
Cayuse War
Apache Wars
Puget Sound War
Rogue River Wars
Yakima War
Second Opium War
Utah War
Navajo Wars
Fiji Wars
Cortina Wars
Paiute War
Civil War
Yavapai Wars
Dakota War
Colorado War
Shimonoseki War
Snake War
Comanche War
Korean war (against Joseon Dynasty)
Modoc War
Red River War
Las Cuevas War
Great Sioux War
Buffalo Hunter's War
Nez Perce War
Bannock War
Cheyenne War
Sheepeater War
Victorio's War
White River War
Pine Ridge War
Yaqui Wars
Samoan Wars
Spanish-American War
Philippine-American War
Boxer Rebellion
Moro Rebellion
Crazy Snake Rebellion
Border War
Banana Wars
WW1
Posey War
WW2
Simba Rebellion
Shaba 2
Invasion of Grenada
Tanker War
Invasion of Panama
Gulf War
Bosnian War
Kosovo War
Iraq War (Saddam)

Lol most of those aren't even real wars. Wow, you Armericans can won 50 wars against a small tribe with vastly inferior technology. Congratulations big guys.

I just skimmed through and see that America somehow won the Opium Wars (lol). Oh and they beat Grenada. Way to go tough guys.

Bad post.

>just because they weren't a global superpower means they're not real wars

Always amazes me how Europeans underestimate the Indians so vastly

Especially considering it was your countries that funded them to try and undermine the American state, see: Tecumseh War

>be French
>surrender to literally everyone
What did they mean by this?

>The French are bad at war meme

The French have been consistently murdering swathes of people since they were known as Franks

And even before that

Like there's only two things they know
Fucking and Killing

Fine, but lump all the Indian Wars into a few Wars at most. Not call every single battle a war

>the french are shit at war

Most of those wars took place over several years

>be french in the 19th century
>kill over 300,000 spaniards
>kill over 80,000 negroes (saint domingue expedition)
>kill over 800,000 north africans (conquest of algeria)
>kill 200,000 russians
>kill 50,000 turks, anglos and arabs (egypt expedition)

Yes, im a movement

>being proud of beating third worlders and spearchuckers
Lmao

Says the American

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Look at this motherfucker, his name is Napoleon Bonaparte, and if you say that to his face, he will dominate your asshole.

He was Italian.

>loses