Should I invest in rice?

Should I invest in rice?

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If you live in China, yes. Shit is going to get very nasty there in the coming months.

only if its plastic rice

user there no water to use to even grow it inside china, theyre importing ot from other countries

You stockpile it and put it in a warehouse. Profit.

communist china is very different you capitalist pig

you need to pay the communist governments some capitalist bribe money

unless youre actually chinese Id stay away from china

Yes!

Never said that there wouldn't be the usual cost of doing business in corrupt shitholes.

Invest in a massive rice farm just outside of china so when famine hits you can make direct contracts with the socialist government for huge gibs.

id post the pol info graphic but dont have it

they dont look kindly into foreigners doing business in china youll get burned no matter how connected you are

find some other shithole thats wants your money

lol kys autistic gook

SPAM investment Guide.

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Your family consumes 1 SPAM per day.
Shelf life SPAM - 2 years.
2 years SPAM stock - 730 cans.
For 15 cans after the 3rd World War, you can buy a slave.
You have to buy 730 cans and spend 1 old SPAM bank per day.
Refill you`s reserve to 730 cans every week.
So you will be rich after the 3rd World War.
OR YOU WILL BE SLAVE!

kek cant handle the bantz? not even remotely asian

>/pol/ infographic

Lel

this

china will always fuck you

As someone who did a lot of business with Chinese vendors, concur. A lot will be keen just to fuck you over. You can find trustworthy vendors, mostly though trial-and-error. They'll value your friendship, send you presents at Christmas-it's important you do the same in return?

No its not important but it really cements a factory and buyer friendship. Once you go threw all the trouble trying to find a supplier in china that doesn't want to stab you in the back and will actually go out of your way to help you, Than you will probably want to send them a gift anyway desu

>not leather and wool commodities

>hurr china for chinese durrr bantz

You're just being a contrary retard. A hint of east euro autism about you. Whereas I live in asia and know that if you grease palms well enough they don't give a fuck where you come from. Money trumps any sense of racial loyalty when it comes to chinks.

Dude, Spam lasts basically forever. Easily a few decades if the seal remains intact, probably longer but we just don't know yet.

Should I invest in water?
Should I aim for a monopoly in both rice and water?

Yes. Become a mogul in both. Guaranteed riches.

There's a reason why most contractors attach arbitration clauses to chinese contracts. Chinese law sucks. Unless you bring international treaties into it, you'll get fucked.

It's all good but I've heard that the CEO of McDonald's spewing hate and negativity all over SPAM, saying it's totally worthless and none of their employees are allowed to eat it. So I will not be buying cause, you know, the CEO of McD is basically the food god.

nobody is actually stopping you in doing shit, must have hurt your grown mans feelings the way youre typing

I think it's currently underpriced.
Brb, longing spam futures.

>Become a mogul in both
MWAHAHAHAH
NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

You're bringing nothing of substance to the table except china = bad. Outsiders have been getting rich off of China for centuries. Chinks worship money, not racial superiority. Make sure the right people get enough of it and you can do whatever you want.
Your bantz are /pol/ troll tier. Fuck off back there.

>Outsiders have been getting rich off of China for centuries
All we're saying is fix your position so it's leveraged.
Otherwise the rats will take advantage of it.

If corporate, use internation arbitration clauses.
Not sure what you can do as an individual unless you're loaded.

If you can gain leverage, china is a old mine.

yeah yeah, so get rich off china and fix your butthurt when people tell you whats reality kiddo

>old mine.
gold mine*
kek

You're the only guy who brought up race here.

they have no plans to become multicultural, dipshit.

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don't you have some arab dick to suck? fuck out of here.