>That time Mexico and France went to war over pastry
>That time Honduras and El Salvador went to war over a soccer match
Any other examples of wars started over "petty" things?
That time Mexico and France went to war over pastry
Jordan Ortiz
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Ryder Hall
That war wasn't actually about pastry, it was about paying denbts
Angel Jones
War of the bucket
Jenkins Ear war
Mongol conquest of khwarezm
Jordan Ward
That one time everyone declared war on Hitler over Poland
William Williams
>Mongol conquest of khwarezm
No one disputes the casus belli. It's Genghis' autistic overreaction that people have a problem with.
Carson Sanders
The casus belli was probably bullshit written by Mongol propagandists anyway. For all that Temujin supposedly just wanted an alliance by sending envoys who totally weren't spies, he sure did seem to have perfect Intel when he actually invaded. And the Khwarezmian dynasty was a large, militarily weak, divided, sparsely populated, unstable, yet incredibly rich empire that happened to lay between him and one quarter of the known world. Nope, no reason to believe he'd invade them regardless. It's only like dangling filet mignon in front of a starving wolf.
Liam Flores
I live there, wow, is there a name for the painting?
Christian Parker
Just search "Pastry War" on Google Images
Caleb Hughes
Émile Jean-Horace Vernet was the paintor, thx, interesting if you want to know there is a small town that is known for its beautiful women with green eyes because some french stay there after.
Jose Morales
>Mexispics
>beautiful
xd
Brody Reed
Calm your autism. States can have a legit casus belli even if they really want to get dragged into the war.
Dylan Robinson
>that time colonists and Brits went to war over tea
Brayden Mitchell
tea is very important
Nathan Davis
>That time the entire world went to war over jews
Chase Sanders
The USA and British empire nearly went to war over a pig.
Xavier Lee
>That one time the US went to war with Iraq because of imaginary weapons and some saudi in afghanistan or maybe pakistan i don't let's do this.
Austin Moore
>that time Britain and Russia almost went to war over some fishing boats
Elijah Taylor
>implying Tengri's child needs a reason to invade you
Sebastian Smith
>that time Germany destroyed the entire European continent over a railroad
Eli Wilson
>Imaginary
We found the caches. They weren't imaginary. The issue is that they were mostly inert either due to stockpile or age. The "Iraq didn't have WMDs" is a meme from those that bought the MSM narrative at this point. After all, we should know. We gave them the fucking things.
Gabriel Roberts
they are nice looking, stop your racism
Dominic Thompson
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Henry Gutierrez
Plappart war, 1458 some guy at a shooting festival in Constance refused to take a silver coin from some Lucerne guy, calling it a "cow coin", which was enough to trigger the Lucerne cow pokes.
Several dozen guys died in the ensuing brawl, Lucerne mobilizing up to 4'000 troops afterwards and devastating all land between their border and Constance and also laying siege to the town.
Medieval and early modern is full of such petty wars.
Lincoln Hall
en.wikipedia.org
France seems to like going to war over food.
Anthony Reyes
I think the UK lost a war to Iceland over some cod.
Julian Smith
en.wikipedia.org
Is this what ye had in mind?