What do I tell my barber to get a haircut like Vitalik?

What do I tell my barber to get a haircut like Vitalik?

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>fuck my shit up rainbow eddition

give me the justfuckmyshitup

Slav leaf autist

It's called a "Cow Lick".

You buy yourself a flowbee on Amazon and tell your mom to get you some tendies after she cuts your hair.
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>Give me the '11th grade Picture Day', please.

I will second the flowbee. I cut my hair with it and it looks a lot like his.

"The Sandy Hook Shooter"

I actually have pretty much the same hair as Vitalik....

even the cowlick down in front, exactly like he does.

why don't you just show him a picture of vitalik on your phone. do you not have a smartphone or what.

what a silly poast man. i didn't even laugh.

anyway, if you really want to ask your barber for this hairstyle using only words, just say: i want to look like an autistic faggot, and he'll know exactly what to do.

buzz it and wait

the back and sides do this

gimme the money skeleton senpai?

say no more whale lord

Same. My mom Flowbees me once a season, Vitalik's hair is what mine looks like after about two months of no cutting.

Give me the METH cut senpai.

it's real?

Just get a bowl of cereal (containing cereal and milk, any kind of cereal is ok) and tip it over your head.
Get a blind monkey and give it some scissors, and train it to cut around the cornflakes.
Then spend 72 hours straight looking at computer screens, without blinking. And then go to sleep in a giant birds nest for 15 hours.

Then drive to work in a lambo with no windows.

Just fuck my shit up f a m

go back to plebbit reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tfw when you already have this haircut. The back also always stands up for some reason

Can one of your customer cut my hair?

extremely underrated

Just tried this the other day, but my hair didn't turn out as good Vitalic's. It's too neat still...

cry yourself to sleep over a siphon life nerf

why does Vitalik cut his own hair?

kek

My hair is exactly likes his and I FUCKING HATE IT!