What are the chances this guy was a pervert as well, and the church has been hiding it for centuries?

What are the chances this guy was a pervert as well, and the church has been hiding it for centuries?

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Are you implying the church would even know to begin with? If Jesus was using his influence to fuck gullible whores, nobody mentioned it. The only people who would have been covering stuff up would have been the authors of the gospels.

>t. shlomo shekelstein

The church could've had access to documents accusing Jesus of inappropriate conduct and destroyed them to preserve his pure, sinless image.

>and they come into Bethany. And a certain woman whose brother had died was there. And, coming, she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him, "Son of David, have mercy on me." But the disciples rebuked her. And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb. And going near Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And thence, arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan

Well, Jesus was Jewish after all.

He was an Israelite, not a Jew

>he was a yankee not an american

Hmm I wasn't aware that Yankees and Americans were distinct religious groups.

one of you are talking about religion and the other about ethnicity

I don't think whores handed out receipts.

These conspiracy theories ascribe way too much power to the catholic church. Those guys were far removed from the historical jesus, they don't know anymore about him than scholars or anyone else

This is an interesting meme that /pol/ Christians have concocted.

>Well, Jesus was Jewish after all.
He was a Judaean

Not a meme, factually correct

>Judaean
Judean

It's hard not to open yourself up to charges when you willingly associate with whores and lepers, but Jesus never cared much about what his earth enemies called him.

>this post somehow is in favour of the jewish boogeyman therefore ur a reddit kike lol

>What are the chances God was a pervert

Jesus and his apostles were from Galilea which was a Parthian territory

Isn't it impossible for Jesus to be a pervert because the bible says in romans 1 that perverts exist because people turn away from god? How could jesus turn away from god if he IS god?


what a dumb post op

Well I mean...what if he ISN'T?
what if...there's some hypocricy going on here?

>What are the chances this guy was a pervert as well, and the church has been hiding it for centuries?

The Jews killed him because they were jealous the King gets women and the only way Moses worshipers could get women was by threatening to murder or dismember them if they didn't obey.

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Are you retarded? He's even a descendant of the same tribe as all literal jews are.
He was a literal Jew and not even a religious apostate as he obviously saw the other jews and not himself as the true renegades.

>He was a literal Jew and not even a religious apostate as he obviously saw the other jews and not himself as the true renegades.

Yeah:

"God chooses Kings, says so in the Tanakh."

"Crucify the guy who says he's the King, says so in the Tanakh."

Like it says in the gospels so the gentiles should have no problem understanding either:

> Pilate also had an inscription written and put on the cross. It read, “Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews.” Many of the Jews read this inscription, because the place where Jesus was crucified was near the city; and it was written in Hebrew, in Latin, and in Greek. - John 19:19-21

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You do realize that this is a proven forgery by a Jew.

A homosexual jew*

Morton Smith isn't a Jew, and the jury's still out on whether it's authentic or not.

Wouldn't surprise me. A lot of supposedly wholesome famous people are being revealed or accused of being rapists/molesters: Bill Cosby, the 7th Heaven guy, a bunch of people at Nickelodeon, etc.