I just checked my bank account for the first time in two years and I've spent $8000 on bullshit like partying...

I just checked my bank account for the first time in two years and I've spent $8000 on bullshit like partying, and have $2000 left. I've went through some investing shit online and I wanna invest in high risk high reward stocks (or something).
I dont care in the slightest if I lose the rest of my savings because they will end up getting spent on bullshit stuff anyway, so I'd rather just invest the lot with the highest possible reward.

Can someone recommend a website or something where I can buy shares for any company that will sell me stocks? I dont even care what the business is, as long as I either lose everything or (hopefully) making it back and more.

Thanks

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Dude - get in the FAPcoin ICO..if you are a partier than this just makes sense to invest in...

Bittrex.com

All in DOGE ATH

>I just checked my bank account for the first time in two years
jesus christ this can't be real
i can't be the only one that checks his bank account every day right?

I just read up on FAPcoin and to me (someone who admittedly knows very little about economy) it seems dumb as hell

This seems really interresting, not sure what crypto to buy though but I suppose it doesnt really matter that much to me

I check it multiple times a day. I'm on straight commission and get multiple EFTs at random times during the week.

I have several accounts, two different banks where I had savings from my parents (seperately) which I have snatched away at every now and then. It was about 25k when I turned 18, I'm 23 now and I have just short of 2k left. I also have three personal accounts for various incomes, like salary and income from properties I own in Egypt, but I quit all my jobs and stuff to go to college and making a profit from the Egypt properties is borderline impossible these days

Do you think the multi billion adult industry would be a good investment? i do!

One Word:

FAPcoin

Redpill me on this pump

It's going to get mined and botted, dont you think? I might just go with bittrex, invest $500 in four different currencies and see what happens.

What sucks is that I actually had about 0.5 bitcoins in 2013 but spent it on weed, would never imagine its drastic increase in value

MGTI. Price under $3.00 get a broker that will allow you to trade OTC.

FAPcoin is so early in inception that im getting in on it before the pump and dumpers get to it. then it will be x10000 in price in a month or two. you can't mine this coin.

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day's through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

FAPcoin is now trading @ Etherdelta using the address of:
0x6467882316dc6e206feef05fba6deaa69277f155

Name: FAP

Money to be made from Memecoins

If you get in on FAPcoin this early you will be thanking me in a month.

You have convinced me, what is the best site to buy FAPcoin? Also I'm Swedish but I dont suppose that will matter

>shitcoin

If the multi-billion dollar adult industry wanted a coin, theyd make their own.

Thanks. I assumed as much.

I saw some shills saying it was backed by pornhub, but their about me page is looking pretty sketch:
fapcoin.io/pages/about-us/

etherdelta.com

select the coin dropdown and then goto other. input this address:
0x6467882316dc6e206feef05fba6deaa69277f155

Name:FAP
Decimals:18

put ether into your account and then buy away

or you can get some from there ICO

fapcoin.io/ico/

That about us page is just a dead link. all the main info is on the front page and ICO page

All set up, got Metamask and will buy probably about 1k worth of FAPcoin asap. we'll see how it turns out, thanks in advance (maybe)

in case you're not LARPing,

go back to the catalog and go into robinhood general

buy aaii (it's only $29 by you can get full refund if you want. but ts made me 700% gains over 3 years)

get in chaincoin FAST

or wait until btc dip, then get in to btc and then ark or bitbean longterm

buying from etherdelta or ico?

Saw same, checked out suta an saw diddly sqaut to do with porn hub

>fapcoin.io/ico/
Ico
I'll check it out, thanks

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same here i put 5k in