Bros my dad wants to get into crypto after seeing my ETH gains...

Bros my dad wants to get into crypto after seeing my ETH gains. What's a good coin to buy now for fast gains with $1000 investment? ETH? LTC? I don't want to fuck this up so serious advice only.

IOC / MTL

50/50

IMO

LINK cheap at ED

KYBER on Sunday

ETHBet - low market cap and soon ico over

My dad thinks I'm loser because cryptos are virtual money and he calls me virtual freak.
I mean he's not wrong, but that's still pretty fucking mean.

faircoin

XMR has the ability to comeback well hard, i'd suggest it. Once they fix the traceability issues, it will be back booming.

Also it's starting to be used in the DW, i wonder how BTC got so big?

Same thing happened to me OP,
I just put his money into BTC back in May to avoid headaches.
He's already set with his Shares and most likely won't ask for it back.
I kind of regret it now, feels weird.

Make him a /BATty boy/

>Dad wants to invest
>$1000

Hahahhahahaha poorfag has a poordad.
Don't gamble with other people's money user.
If you have to - buy Kyber on Sunday

Honestly, just wait out this bear market for a few weeks

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OP here. Is ETH a good buy right now or should I wait for it to dip lower?

It's probably going to go back up

Tell your dad to do his own research. Otherwise if he loses he's going to blame you.

this pretty much too

Hey user, your dad is mean. He's just getting hostile because crypto is something that he doesn't understand and he feels inferior because of it. So when he feels those feelings of inferiority, he gets hostile and minimizes crypto and you by making fun of it.
You're a good guy user, don't worry about your dad being a dick, pity him.

buy as much as litecoin as you can while it's in the dip

FAPcoin to the moooooon!

my current buy is monero (bought at 95 myself)

even if it seems high to buy and could drop like 20$ i still think its worth it since it could break out at any Moment. if not just buy some more

in the end i think it will go above 150 sooner or later for sure because there will be some new darknet durgmarket again and for sure they wont use zec again and i doubt it will be bitcoin either. so monero is the only thing left

>tl;dr
buy monero since its the #1 user coin for drugs and there will certainly be a new market a la silkroad in the future since druggies gonna drug

i also like 0x alot. im obviously a bagholder but decentralized exchanges are the future imo.

i see the downtrend as good accumulation phase.

and even if it doesnt work out. almost every alt gets pumped eventually

its too easy to pull off exit scams imo and makes people hold back on investing more money since they dont feel save

ethbet

Or because he wants a son that can get shit done with his hands and body and brain in the outside world rather than being a neet staying in his room all day on his computer, which may earn him a living for now but doesn't teach him anything about being a functioning man in the outside world

>doesn't teach him anything about being a functioning man in the outside world
>functioning man in the outside world

this literally wont exist in 20 years

user I can guarantee you the outside world will still be there in 20 years

My dad is good and he's kinda right. I know older people don't understand cryptos. I don't fully understand it either.
I'm completely new to investing and I too can't understand the easy money.
He and I always do some "manly" stuff and I'm glad.

>this literally wont exist in 20 years
neckbeards losers srsly believe this
kek

Yeah but nobody will go there. Shit's for drones and ultra poorfags

dont forget people who are no virgins

>"wow son, these gains are amazing, and my ETH investment did this?"
>n-no dad...it was....f-f-f..fapcoin"