Veeky Forums in the US Civil War

GODDAMNIT

I can't wait until /pol/'s NBF sees this.

He's probably gonna lose his shit.

Rolling for Union

Wrong side, reb

Shit

Rolling for my Anne.

GENERAL FORREST'S A COMING TO SAVE YAH

The Union forever, hurrah boys hurrah! This time we'll execute all the Southern POWs instead of letting them go, effectively wiping out every military-age male in the South in a stroke, and give their wives superior Northern husbands. Hopefully, the addition of primarily Anglo-Norman blood (with a minority of other ethnicities such as Germans) will cancel out their inherently animalistic Celtic blood, and lead to a civilized South within a couple generations.

YOU WIN

Wrong side, asshole

*blocks your path*
I here you're planning on buying a negro and seceding, Johnny. That true?

mommy

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WHAT
THE
FUCK

HOW DID YOU GET DUBS TWICE?!

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I'm not sure, but I do know what I want...

Tell us, you've won it

ohio dess

Had 2 ancestors die one at shiloh and one in Andersonville so Yankee I hope

Nope, reb

The ancestors on both sides of my family were confederate. Let's not let em' down!

If that drawfag ever comes out of his attic, I want a drawing of a General Forrest standing over the body of a dead SS soldier, clutching a blood-covered sword, protecting a very pregnant and terrified Anne in the background.

Think the Samurai Jack Season 5 poster art.

Sic semper tyrannis!

>I need to kms

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If union I join Sherman's army and rape me some southern teen pussy.

If reb I defect to the union, join Sherman's army, and rape me some southern teen pussy.

I never get dubs.

Alternatively, a side view of prengnat Anne cowering behind Forrest, holding his saber in the "charge" position, facing off against an SS officer wielding a Degen.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degen_(SS)

pic related, officer on the left is the position I'm referring to.

Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness approves this post

rollin

rollin' to stomp hillbilly scum

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degen_(SS)

Degens were intended purely as ceremonial weapons and would have been ill-suited for actual combat. Forrest's double-edged cavalry saber could probably split one in two with its sheer weight alone.

Get to kill rebs at Glorieta Pass when?

gonna snipe me some blue bellies

what the fuck? I am union? oh well, I am from wisconsin after all

Someone screencap these

Rolling for Old Dominion

ROLL ALABAMA

youtube.com/watch?v=k0abJhZdk8E

I am an American. I will die for the union.

Plz put me under sherman's command

Looks like you'll be taking a ready to pop Anne to meet the Wizard of the Saddle instead.

Fuckin ell

>tfw a heavily pregnant Anne Frank and Peter van Pels will never emerge from their hiding spot to find a company of Confederate infantrymen resting on the side of the road, playing "Oh Susanna" on a harmonica. Perplexed at the strange square flag the color guard holds to tightly, cherishing it as if it were a sacred relic. Anne and Peter ask to touch it, which the soldiers allow. As they feel the wool banner run through their fingertips, they do not its meaning, but can nonetheless sense the importance it has in the hearts those who carry it.

feelsbadman

Hillbillies are on the Union side. You're thinking of rednecks.

Do it again Uncle Sherman!

The Union forever!
Hurrah boys hurrah!
Down with the traitor, and up with the star,
And we'll fill the vacant ranks
With a million freemen more,
Shouting the Battle Cry of Freedom!

Based sherman did nothing wrong

oh no
Welp
OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON

This man knows how to war.

If confederate, immediately commit Sudoku

Well thankfully you're Union.

Here's your incompetent general and obligatory hardtack ration.

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Hope you enjoy the desegregated schools Cletus.

Hardship in defence of liberty is infinitely preferable to the shame of being a filthy slaving degenerate traitor