Can we stop talking about bullshit and focus on real business for once

Can we stop talking about bullshit and focus on real business for once.

So I posted here about a week ago for ideas for promoting my 1 man, out of the garage, iPhone screen repair business. What I landed on was that I'm going to distribute flyers around my college mainly, which is in a college town of ~60k population, and offer $10 straight cash for each referral. You get me 1 customer, you get $10. You can cash it any time.

Now I'm stuck at my next step, which needs creativity, something I feel a larger population like Veeky Forums would certainly have:

What the fuck do I write on the flyer? I don't want to seem too tryhard, but I don't want it to be dull. I want it to grab attention, and let people know not only is there a cheaper alternative to getting your iPhone screens repaired, but also $10 for each person you refer to me.

Please brainstorm, help me get customers, and actually help someone get rich for once.

Thanks

do you know how oversaturated this business is? maybe if you got involved like 5 years ago lol, stop being a fucking retard. there is no way to make real money for poor men. try that shit on ebay and you'll get raped

gl user, bumping for real bizness

I sell used instruments and play music, it's like accumulating on good ones and profiting from the market with the rest

What the fuck does eBay have to do with anything? Do you know what iPhone screen repair means? I drive to my customers(either their place or a mutually agreed location), fix their broken iPhone screen, get cash.

You might be confusing it with phone reselling, which is not something I'm interested in.

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Make your copy to the point. Here are a few shitty examples:
>Turn your iPhone screen from BROKE to WOKE.
>Un-broke you screen. Quick, Cheap, and Hassle Free
>Yassssss Screen. Easy and cheap iPhone screen repair.

I think since most Apple users are retards you need to emphasize "hassle free" or "easy"

Since it's Apple related I'd pick a clean white, lots of negative space, thin fonts style graphic design. Maybe you can have like a photo of a screen which is cut diagonally: top half broken, bottom half scratch and crack free.

Hope it is the start of a great entrepreneurial career

Needs more memes

What do you do for a living? Your post just turned this dude's biz into something great.

>shop online for used musical instruments
>look for good deals
>buy with paypal credit/bill me later
>enjoy instrument for 6 months
>sell at higher price than i paid

Did this a few times; would recommend. My paypal credit line was increased to like 3k, probably gonna flip some stuff and put the money on crypto. After 6 months, pay off credit line. Then rinse, repeat

Make the flyer the same size/shape as an iPhone. Basically like a paper iphone with a smashed screen and put your text in an actual text message on the phone.

Actually good headlines. Keep them coming. I could follow it up with different colored bubbles with each of them detailing one step on how to get their phone repair till the end to make it seem super quick and cheap. Thanks bro.

Sounds good on paper but doubt anybody will bother reading shit that small. Unless I drop like hundreds of these across the area on the ground, people would get curious I believe.

Btw desu I prefer having a more serious than a memeish tone to the flyer. I'm a serious guy, and memes won't portray that.

>Unless I drop like hundreds of these across the area on the ground

Don't do this it's literally and the cops will just follow the number on the flyer and fine you

I can copywrite for you for some bitcoins. Email me at [email protected].

College town you said.

Broke Phone Screams Broke Bro
Dont be that guy.
Call me Ill come fix your phone on the go.
Referrals get $10 you got stuff to buy.


Your proffesor noticed.
Your future boss noticed.
That cute guy in finance class noticed.

They all notice your broken phone make a statement of how great you are. Fix your phone. Ill come to you and work around your busy schedule.

Ouch watch out. Dont touch broken glass with your fingers. Small cuts can lead to big infections. Some are so bad that your finger might have to be amputated.

Dont lose a finger over a cracked glass screen on your phone. Call me and Ill save you from the pain.
Save your friend from pain and get a ten dollar referral thank you money.

These are actually perfect, will probably end up using a couple. Ty.

Can you email me just in case you need more down the line.

instead of the library how about a home service type first to get people to talk about you

user its slow at first but you just want people to know youre doing it

Yeah, that's one of the services I'm giving. $20 to drive to your place anywhere across town and fix it in 15 minutes.

How will this work though? Didn't Louis Rossman say that most repair guys are getting fucked when it comes to repairing iPhone screens since Apple can buy them for cheaper?

From what I undesrtand, in order for you to be profitable you'd have to charge almost as much as Apple charges to repair the screen.

>$20 to drive
got a bike or town too large? gas is gonna cut into your profit more than anything

also add the range to your flyer, some people will ask you to go into a really really far away place and youll probably curse yourself for taking the customer in

>>Yassssss Screen
god i hate this. you're a genius who makes me want to kill myself

> Can we stop talking about bullshit

Stopped reading.

You should convert this phone repair to a MLM structure (Pyramid scheme). Copy strategies from cutco, herbalife, etc
Shit is straight cash with all of the autistic college kids.

Normies love memes.
Videographer. Not Porn.

Fuck... if I had more cash might do this. I got some tunes I need to record.

It's not about you, it's about your customer. And a dumb pun even if it has naught to do with the service could help.

>Dont touch broken glass with your fingers. Small cuts can lead to big infections. Some are so bad that your finger might have to be amputated.
Create a Problem > Solve a problem.

>Dont lose a finger over a cracked glass screen on your phone.
This guy gets marketing!

Thanks?

>we sell/supply you all you need. Tiny screwdrivers. Replacement Glass. And our tried and tested flyers and marketing materials
>you get 5% of your recruits sales