Besides getting a [any] job, what should I do? Hitting rock bottom

> Be 30
> No college degree
> Work as a contract writer
> Go to the gym 5 days a week
> Still live with parents
> Trying to do dropshipping but no sales yet
> Did the "coding bootcamp" meme
> Applied to over 500 jobs for front end development
> Applying now to more contract writing work
> Parents and best friend say to literally get "any job"
> Don't get out much
> Don't network

Any older or more experienced anons ever been in a bad situation like this? I am just wondering what I could do better

> INB4 "get a job", kys, or condescending schmuckery

by any job they mean go to the fucking local mcdonalds and start your career in the restaurant service industry

We are not meant to work a job user. Our only hope is to daytrade crypto

What's your squat, bench and deadlift? Also you should be going 3x a week, 5x is a meme.

How much do you lift?
You need that chad look to get a job with a coding bootcamp

Another mentor just said to focus on the tech industry and getting any job there. No one is above any job

I have about $1,000 sitting in it and not touch it for God know's how long until accidental millionaire (I remember BTC @ $200)

Bench is 275. Deadlift is 300. I usually just do lighter with more reps though.

Coding bootcamps are just massive frauds with false promises. Major BS. Surprised there's no crackdowns here in CA. You'd think a more regulated state would look out for these things

You should stop going to the gym entirely. You'll never be happy while you continue putting yourself around those kinds of people. Weight lifters are some of the worst people our society has to offer. They're narcissistic, superficial, dishonest people, and often they work on their exterior to hide their broken interiors. They're shitty to the people around them, and it leads them to a place where they have no people around them who aren't shitty. My two cents. I fucking hate weight lifters and athletes in general.

>bench is almost the same as deadlift
>he doesn't squat
You need to fix your shit. How much do you weigh.

Lol wew buddy. You don't sound like a salty, bitter, skinny, loser at all..

See, it's always about that. You value yourself and the others around you by how heavy of things you can move. You're one of them, and you'll probably never see it.

>Being healthy and strong is bad.

You should kys. Get it over with.

You mean I'm a well adjusted chad? Oh no, the horror.

>all these (You)s

That's like going to college for 4 years and getting a common job that isn't hard to snag which pays 60k and above then laughing at neets who never did anything for themselves. Of course the neets would be butthurt. They're mad and jellouse because they could've done that But chose not to. Lifting and keeping up with your body is a healthy improvement and if you don't do anything at all not even cardio you should feel bad accordingly. Grow up.

>3 (you)'s and you're jizzing yourself
This the most attention you've got all year, huh?

Dude I got like 5 onscreen all at once. This thread is now about me.

>h-h-ha I was just trolling.

where do you live

i might be able to offer you a seasonal job

It's extra juicy because one of the reasons I'm getting so many replies is you meatheads aren't used to being challenged, becuase you usually just swing around your big stupid leg arms and people shut up. But no, not here, not this time.

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Lol. Making his last stand in a random thread on a korean noodle recipe guestbook. This shit is sad.

>tfw nocoiner and fat

I've been defeated, dude memed me out of commission. I'm gone, have your sad meaty thread.

I've been through that except that I was 22.

>be me
>2 years ago, age 22
>didn't finish college (until now)
>search on how to get quick bucks over the internet
>learn forex trading
>doing forex started with $300
>got bored with $6/day trading forex
>search more ways to earn money
>read about crypto, discovered bitcoin and darkcoin (dash now)
>bought 340 btc and 40200 darkcoin
>bought 200 monero
>bought 8000 eth for the laughs, but now realize money skele was serious
>from my forex payout savings
The only retarded thing I did was I didn't hold btc because I read an article (now gone) in businessinsider on why Monero will outdo btc. Only have 6btc now and 4000 monero...fuck me

Didn't he fuck some kids?

I was in the exact same situation. Except I also had a degree.
>30
>no one hired me in my field
>did teach myself how to code in my spare time
Eventually I just decided to start my own business.

Just finding clients yourself is often easier than finding a job it seems.

>340 btc
$1,291,796 USD

OP sorry to hear that

your best bet might be to enlist in the army/navy

Actually i have a better idea

idc how degrading it is every night stream yourself live on chaturbate jerking off it doesnt matter who watches you as long as they pay you.

do this long enough to get a substantial amount of money to invest in cryptocurrency (the right ones not the shitcoins)

Putting your face all over the interest masturbating for pennies is better than just enlisting, getting paid well and getting lifelong veterans benefits. Really made me think.

I was there. My solution was: I bought some cheese, some ham, breed and some vegetables. I made some sandwich and sell it at lunch time near some offices. The profit was good enough to keep me alive while finding a better job. A friend of mine did the same and he is now making some decent money.

That being said, that worked in my country, but I'm sure you can find an equivalent.

Cheer up, user.

>he thinks Chad can ever be or would ever want to be well adjusted, that Chad doesn't adjust the world to his liking
I can smell the beta from here

This is just pathetic.

I'd tell you to get a college degree but you're too old now. Fucks sake dude you're 30, how could you let that happen? I dunno what to say to you anyway, it was pretty easy for me to find a decent job. Just, you know, get good.