What's your favorite bible verse Veeky Forums?

>I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.

>taqiya

>Whoever has ears, let them hear.

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it would be taqiya if he said he was sending you out like wolves amongst sheep

Literally what is taqiya about that

It's just a vaguely similar idea. I'm just funposting because this is a stupid off topic thread.

>Do you have eyes but fail to see, and ears but fail to hear? And don't you remember?

No YOU fuck off. You may dislike Israel for many reasons, but the thing is that Israel has always been America's very soul right from 1776, long before it existed as an actual state in the ME. Israel is the very reason why America became independent from the British Crown in 1776: the American people decided to switch loyalties from the Anglican religion to the Jewish religion as the highest church of America. Haym Solomon funded the American Revolution, and his ancestors today live in Israel.

Galatians 2:12
For before certain men came from James, he ate with the Gentiles; but when they came he drew back and separated himself, fearing the circumcision party.

Calm down shlomo. Get back to your home turf, the shadow of thrones

>tfw Anglos unironically created Zionism and are responsible for the Jewish scourge of the last ~200 years
Is there anything the British didn't fuck up?

Okay Shlomo, I didn't realize that not wanting to send 38 billion dollars to Israel means I am cursing god. We won't put America First because John Hagee's son is using a Cantonese cartoon posting board says we shouldn't because Israel comes first.

Thessalonians 12:17

JEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MAKE ME GAY

You cant deny that they promote homosexuality like its something worth celebrating.

you are fucking retarded beyond 50. there was no israel in 1776. you might as well say the ameerican revolution was started because the minutemen wanted the latest samsung smartphone

If there's one group of people that can be said to be actively recruiting for homosexuals, it's Veeky Forums.

>dubs got wasted on this post

Literally correct though.

Where else do you go where gay porn is being actively shoved in your face?

Besides Catholic school.

retard

Scouts and film school?

they play hypno-sissification shows on daytime tv so i dont know how you can act like there isnt an lgbt agenda being promoted

I only read the Hawaiian Pidgin Bible, or Da Jesus Book.

Fo Da Rome Peopo 5:3-4 has personal meaning:
>No matta we get any kine hard time, we goin feel good inside, cuz we know, dat hard time goin make um so we can hang in dea mo betta.Wen we hang in dea, dat make us mo solid. Wen we mo solid, den we stay shua dat bumbye God goin do plenny fo us.

aloha!

>Pidgin english
GOD YOU TEKKEM LAEF BLONG MEEE
youtube.com/watch?v=j924qaMb0d8

Exodus 3:14
Pretty normie tier but what a fucking badass thing to say.
Romans 13:12 as well

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Deuteronomy 21:18-21 English Standard Version (ESV)

18 “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them,
19 then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives,
20 and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’
21 Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. So you shall purge the evil from your midst, and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

Genesis 38:6-10
>6 Judah got a wife for Er, his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. 7 But Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death.

>8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.

the end.

>Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me.

Book of Isaiah, Chapter 6, Verse 8

What a cute snek

>Christianity promotes cuckoldry
It truly is (((abrahamic)))

Unironically this. It might be vane but so am I.

Revelation 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

As for a certain quote it's the beginning of Marc.

1 The beginning of the gospel of Jesus Christ, the Son of God; 2 As it is written in the prophets, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee. 3 The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.

I came itt to shitpost but this is actually quite eye-opening.

Exodus 22:24

If anybody gets the reference you are a fucking legend.

Ecclesiastes 4, verses 1-3. It sums up my pessimistic antinatalism.

>Again I saw all the oppressions that are done under the sun. And behold, the tears of the oppressed, and they had no one to comfort them! On the side of their oppressors there was power, and there was no one to comfort them.

>And I thought the dead who are already dead more fortunate than the living who are still alive.

>But better than both is he who has not yet been and has not seen the evil deeds that are done under the sun.

>Stadium wave.

>The Jew cries out in pain as he stabs you.

Isaiah 55:5-6
For your thoughts are not my thoughts, neither are your ways my ways saith the Lord. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.

the part where they execute jesus right before he can tell them that it's actually all a joke and he's just the son of some random hebrew couple

Jesus wept.

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.

>Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.