Just finished my meetings and having a beakfast on the bisphorous. My private driver is picking me up in 30
Minutes.
How will coinfags ever compete in the real world. I bet you can't even look someone in the eyes without stuttering. I bet you guys would die if you ever had to negotiate or pitch anything.
ok
At least I am lucky enough not to live in Turkey.
>How will coinfags ever compete in the real world.
By cashing out some of our stack.
>I bet you guys would die if you ever had to negotiate or pitch anything.
I bet you'd die if you had to
what a shity looking breakfast, I'm not jealous in the slightest, you have some real plebeian taste
Come to America and say that to my face, faggot.
Istanbul is a god tier city but also really cheap considering the Turkish Lira fell heavily in price. You can live like a king there for 500 euros a week easily.
Always funny when an American is confronted by non-American food
lol exactly. dude is eating at a hotel with buffet breakfast. what a pleb.
looks disgusting
easy on the american sized plate, you dont want to become more obese
i'm western european you roach
>t*rkroach
Lol!
You must be some dumb fuck, I am an American traveling to Istanbul for business. Why the fuck would a Turk stay in a hotel. Not only are you ponzicoinfags autistic, you aren't even high functioning autists resulting in a waste of space. It must be strange imagining there are big swinging dicks like me who get to travel the world doing real deals while you live in your mom's basement trading Monopoly money.
>Istanbul
What low tier restaurant is that where non whites are allowed?
More like I spent more on flight than your combined wealth
Look at you all alone, faggot. Hahahaha. Kys no one likes you.
What the fuck are you eating? Was you mom McDonalds?
>y in a hotel. Not only are you ponzicoinfags autistic, you aren't even high functioning autists resulting in a waste of space. It must be strange imagining there are big swinging dicks like me who get to travel the world doing real deals while you live in your mom's basement trading Monopoly money.
that must suck to have to take a plane to a shithole country to make money. sitting comfy in my boxers making thousands trading crypto on my pc feelsgoodman
I wonder how it feels to be turkish or another kind of arab and when you go to a real country everyone looks at you with disgust even if you're "rich".
Oh yeah I am real insecure about a bunch of basement dwellers who draw funny memes with no basic life skills declusional about their shitty Ponzi.
If you work hard, maybe you could be my driver
OP is coming.
Prepare the instanBull.
You come on fucking Veeky Forums to brag about completely normal business trips. You also feel the need to take shitty pics to prove your point. Yes you are an insecure douche.
anyone can get an uber bro.
non leather briefcase. what do you sell, encyclopedias?
Sure you are man, wow money will surely be adopted by the rich and powerful and then you'll be all set. You know until 10 days later it is announced North Korea uses Bitcoin and every country bans it
Good luck pitching crytocurency trader on your resume after your mom kicks you out
I stay in cash so im not exposed to market risk, i also worked for ernst and young for 2 years so my resume is fine, enjoy wagecucking ill continue to make more than you from the comfort of my home
>best western
Funny guy, if you don't recognize this hotel you instantly reveal your pleb status
Sure you are, accountant boy
>Some generic hotel in a shithole cheap ass non-country, cab rides and plane rides
Wow bro you made it in life. Nobody every experiences these things.
One thing I've learned is that nobody who brags on anonymous anime imageboards is as successful as they say.
Fucking kek.
You think you're balling. You're new to money. Like actually your first month.
That breakfast looks interesting. If this isn't a LARP could you tell me what that is?
hasnt completed CFA, 5 years out of college, working in wealth management you make no more than 150k per year. I made $60k last month lol
Stop larping.
This. Congrats on being on a plane and enjoying your first restaurant big boy.
Cfa is irrelevant once you hit associate in PE.
>He doesn't know about carried interest
>Such a pathetic loser you brag about third world hotels in countries with a dead currency which cost literally nothing on a Cambodian porn imageboard
Woah.......you made it OP.
big boy in the economy seats! must be rollin in it
>carried interest
i surmise that by the passiveness of this rebuttal compared to you're previous posts that you do indeed make $150k or in the realm of that amount and now knowing that and knowing how much wealthier i am than you, i will comfortably tuck into bed, good night pleb
>he thinks I am larping
Kek
Sadly those are business yes united sucks balls. Atleast they lay down
If you actually made it into private equity that's extremely impressive. Do you have any advice for a lowly accounting student?
Who the fuck even cares. Your brag boils down to.
>I took a plane.
>I took a cab.
>Now I am in a hotel.
What exactly is the big whoop?
Nobody said you aren't actually where you said, it's just you actually brag about everyday things nobody gives a fuck about, which leads us to believe this is some entirely new experience to you and you're LAPRing about being rich when in fact anyone from any non shithole country can afford this shit.
Sure thing that is why you are up this late. You surely have all this wealth. I have shown proof, where is yours, you larping autist?
plus its likely expensed.
>eating ham
I feel bad for you.
This desu. If your not monitoring the foods you put into your body by this point, you're a brainlet.
I luv the bisphorous
HOLY SHIT OP.
YOU WERE ON A PLANE? AND NOW YOU ARE IN A HOTEL?! AND A GODDAMN CAB TOOK YOU TO SAID HOTEL?!
Surely no one in the world has ever experienced both a plane trip AND a stay in a hotel. Not to mention being driven to the hotel in a cab. Such a combination is truly out of the ordinary.
Hope you packed the essentials.
Now that op is crying in his hotel room, what do you guys wanna talk about?
>people talking shit about Istanbul
literally the best city I have ever been, and I have been to most major European/American cities
Be a millionaire first to boast about your account balance, poorfag.
>meetings before beakfast
you pitching strippers OP?
oh yeah? well I've been to /pol/ and they told me it's a very bad place
Hyatt Regency in Istanbul. Nice hotel, been there a couple of times.
I've been to an all inclusive resort in Turkey once. It was way more luxurious than anything I ever experienced in Italy and Spain. A great experience.
But if you would leave the resort you ended up in the world of Aladdin with shady people on every corner. So leaving wasn't really an option.
wait i dont get these threads. why would the person you described be jealous of this type of lifestyle?
they just want to trade coins and not be bothered by anyone, not wake up at the crack of dawn to go to meetings
shit, this is the same format that i use for my resume. same font and everything.
All inclusive is so fucking shit, bunch of Dutch and German and Russian douchebags running around drunk as hell and annoying everyone. All the food is shit, etc etc
I am Dutch. I´m sure I´ll manage.
That breakfast looks like shit breh
t. turkfag
Nice life OP
I woke up one hour later (also in Europe), then opened this thread with my girlfriend sleepily rubbing her head against my shoulder
What are we going to do today? Oh, it's Sunday, so not much because seeing as neither of us need to work for money we go out during the week when there's less crowds
Granted, we're not living a lavish lifestyle like a distinguished man such as yourself being driven to important business appointments
Guess you win that one, champ. GL with escorts or whatever you do for companionship, got to get back to cuddling now
I always browse these kind of threads to laugh at the most butthurt replies. This one wins.
Awwwwwwww babby's first business trip!
>Just finished my meetings and having a beakfast on the bisphorous. My private driver is picking me up in 30 Minutes.
Just woke up and having a beakfast on the bisphorous. My dad is paying the Airbnb and picking me up in 30 Minutes. He is taking me to see the big mosque today, after that, he promise to buy me a kebab.
ALSO, you will get cancer with that shitty breakfast
it's ok /r9k/, you'll get your peewee touched by these evil women one day
Yeah, Turkey has a lot of beautiful places, too bad Erdogan and his followers are turning into a nazi shithole.
You can literally see the cancer thriving on that processed meat.
having all that money and luxury... yet you are still a Turk
Libcucks thinks we care
Am I a chink now?
please don't put savoury things and sweet things on the same plate EVER AGAIN YOU COCKSUCKER
what's up with you and variety?
Why is your breakfast on the ceiling?
Given Erdogan is re-Islamizing Turkey, and libcucks fucking love Islam, you'd think he'd be a hero of theirs.
You already spent 4$ today.
Take care bad guy!
Fixed your photo
Help me pick my meal on the way back
stop taking food photos and enjoy your cheap holidays, user
The more you have to brag about/flaunt your wealth, the weaker you are. Nouveau riche (not even that, with half a mil in the bank) idiots pissing me off. OP is probably amerilard, they tend to be the most insufferable cunts when they come into money suddenly.
>travels to a muslim majority country
>Thinks shithole=vacation
TOP KEK
gay ass restaurant with old ladies and a bad lunch; got a better egg sandwich at the deli this morning
lame, go talk to karen
I believe you mean Constantinople.
>Turkey
Enjoy your stay in the wart of the asshole of the world that is the middle east.
>all these buttblasted memecoiners
Top job OP.
>is so successful he brags on Veeky Forums
Really activated my neurons
>this much beta thirst for approval
This is a 5 star food? Pretty much I can buy that same dish across the street for $1.20.
Dude, you are super insecure. You are coming to an anonymous imageboard to brag and boast and feel important. I think that in real life you must be lost and depressed, like something is missing and you cannot fill the empty void inside. This is a sad cry for attention.
Looks like port mann in Vancouver
You will be vaporized shortly. Fool. Bosphorus is where WW3 starts.
You mean Constantinople, right?
I'm sure you must be pretty good in your skin and your life to kneejerk on an user comment on the internet
your plate looks disgusting
"Bosphorus" you fucking mongoloid
this image has been recycled on this board this entire week nigger
all that money and you cant get laser eye surgery
This. All that fucking bread. Make it stop
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remove minaret
the throne of the emperor shall be retaken in your lifetime despoiler