Who was the "Ramsay Bolton" of history?

Who was the "Ramsay Bolton" of history?

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GOT is for fucking retarded normies
Get the fuck out of here with this fucking cancer

Timur

>be me
>Krum of Bulgaria
>Roman Emperor Nikephoros declares war on me
>marches on my provinces with an army of 80,000
>offer peace
declines
>sacks my capital
>offer peace
>declines
>manage to buy off officer in his army
>encircle him
>kill everyone
>find his corpse
>cut head off
>clean of flesh and skin
>cut off the top and coat in with silver
>offer it to drink to every roman diplomat that visits
pretty gruesome

Nabis

>In one action, Tamerlane rains the severed heads of the Knights Hospitallers down on their companions.
>In another, he beheads the 90,000 citizens of Baghdad and builds 120 towers with the rotting skulls.

>be me
>Roman Emperor Basil II "the Bulgarslayer"
>Bulgarians have been threatening my northern border for centuries
>decide to deal with it
>march on Bulgaria with 5,000 men
>get my asshole kicked
>almost get overthrown back in Constantinople
>deal with revolts
>reorganize the army
>go to war again
>slowly close in of annexing Bulgaria
>defeat massive bulgarian army in battle
>capture the men
>blind 99 out of every 100 and leave one with one eye to drive the rest back to Bulgaria
>army returns to Bulgaria
>Bulgarian Tsar is so traumatized that he suffers a stroke immediately and dies 2 days later
>eventually annex all of Bulgaria
pretty cool as well

which historical figure was the closest to having 20 Good Men? Charlamagne?

You might as well have asked "which historical figure inspired that hack GRRM."
It was probably Charlemagne, sure.

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the 20 good men thing was made up by the producers of GoT, who are even worse writers than GRRM

When the source material is shit the adaptation will be shit

That's worse than death. What will they now do with thousands of blind people in their society

thats what the average normie was like "back then". They're barely any different now, they just don't use violence for their cruelty. Its the same old mean spirited species of animals

yeah but there's a difference between shit and complete fucking garbage

kys

give me twenty good men, or one hundred and twenty Greeks

Shit character
Shit actor

He is THE defining moment when the show became entirely irredeemable shit

>HELLO OVO CUSTOM SERVICE DA?

Arnulf the Evil.

Real dude btw.

This.

Literally DUDE EVIL LMAO disney cartoon like character

It was so absurd it became parody

Caligula

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>he doesn't know that ramsey is literally R-Holler, theon is Death, and stannis is supposed to suffer and get betrayed and serve the Gods during all of that.

Look up with the angel of annihilation did the the abbasids and shit yourself

Unironically Alexander
>Involved in death of his father and mother-in-law
>Shows schocking cruelty towards his enemies (Syracuse, Tyre)
>Incredbly ambitious
>Uses phalanx

timur was a god-tier commander though

>skull bowl for drinking wine
it is a turkic tradition, rather gruesome
and indeed krum han was a turkic leader

>historical
>no sources
greek myths are not historical senpai

if you blind 99 of every 100 what the fuck is the point of leaving one half blind to lead them back

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no i mean out of every 100 men there is 1 person that is not blind that can lead them back

yes and?

>implying they didn't run out of books to adapt
>implying they didn't just start making shit up

Who had the best tax policy in history?

This unironically.

I laughed

FFS you retards, the Boltons are based on Vlad the impaler. Cruel and creepy; and Roose is gonna reveal his final form next book too, something equivalent to a vampire or some shit. Like Dracula.

>implying Roose won't die a pointless death like 90% of the characters in the novels.
Face it fanboys, the tv-series is likely 100% faithful to what Martin has planned out.

Don't remember seeing fAegon in the show.

If you honestly believe a character introduced so late in the series will serve any meaningful function, then you believe that GRRM is an even worse author than I do.

The actor's good, the character is terrible.

>If you honestly believe a character introduced so late in the series will serve any meaningful function, then you believe that GRRM is an even worse author than I do.
A second dance of dragons has been foreshadowed since the second book you plonker.

>If you honestly believe a character introduced so late in the series will serve any meaningful function, then you believe that GRRM is an even worse author than I do.
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Fritz Klingenberg

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Yeah this guy is a pretty good candidate