ITT: We ruin history for newbies

The Chinese pyramids didn't exist

The Mayas were not advanced

Stonehenge isn't impressive and wasn't built by Celts

Crusaders were not cool and lost

The Bible is full of lies

Sumerians weren't aliens but just uninteresting retards who were just in the right place at the right time


Rapa Nui is no mystery, just primitives using ropes


There's nothing mysterious about the Egyptian pyramids, they were built with trial and error and the Egyptian civilizations developed gradually, it didn't came out all of a sudden


Phoenicians invented glass, not Romans


Gladiator games were actually gory and did involve death

>all this kike kool-aid
you've been fooled history is 3000 years old

t. Alt-right kool-aid drinker

>partisan politics kool-aid
your mind is tainted, only fire can cleanse it

>crusaders weren't cool and lost
The first crusade was an incredible feat with stunning military successes over some of the world's most powerful nations, and achieved every goal including establishing a Catholic kingdom of Jerusalem.

>Mission Accomplished

Ancient Egyptians were Black

The holocaust actually happened.
Hitler was the bad guy.
White people stole everything from the non-whites.
Stalin was a genius.
Napoleon was a midget.

>t. /pol/ tier induced b8

>Stonehenge isn't impressive
fuk u

>uses the word "newbie" instead of "normie" "normalfag" or "newfag"
>posts historical info that is beneath pophis in obscurity
>kills another thread for this (probably Africa bait nonetheless)
>utter unironic shitpost

The problem is that the Church didn't try to convince Europeans to colonize the Holy Land. Whenever the Crusaders reached Jerusalem, a huge number of them would immediately return back to their European homes. Thus, the Crusaders were always at a numerical disadvantage.

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

>that pic
>your post
How many layers of irony are you on

Spartan hoplites were not super soldiers, but actually very average militias.

Alexander the Great was mostly propaganda

The lives of the vast majority of people throgh history would be more mondane and boring than even that of a modern NEET.

Martin Luther probably didn't single handedly btfo the Catholic church at the moment when he nailed the 95 Theses to the church door and he probably didn't use a very conspicuously noticeable hammer to do it either.

>Alexander the Great was mostly propaganda
How?

maybe he means the whole Diogenes shit and the Gordian knot etc.

Whats next, the Romans weren't actually descendants of Mars? Get out of here.

The real problem was the the later crusades failed to conquer fatimid Egypt, which meant that the Muslims would always be the superior force in the region.

>The Bible is full of lies
Ok this is runing history of tinfoil faggots, right? I agree with what you said but the bible actually contains a lot of useful historical information besides all the Jewish fan-fiction stuff.

>mayans were not advanced
proofs?