ITT: Faces of Veeky Forums

ITT: Faces of Veeky Forums

Post facial reconstructions of historical people. Bonus for important persons and qts

Pic related - Nicholas Copernicus

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Maximillien de Robespierre

Jane - a Jamestown settler that was eaten by her fellows during starvation

Damn, I'd eat her too, hehe.

Ötzi, man found preserved for around 5000 years in the Austro-Italian Alps

before

fuck I'm a retard

before

after

Jeremy Bentham.

Literal Dinarid

The Copernicus of the anus

Didn't you get this the wrong way around?

almost as disgusting as his shit tier philosophy memery

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>tfw no Jane Austen gf

and
>tfw no Anne Boleyn gf

Xin Zhui, Marquess of Dai, a Han Dynasty Noblewoman whose remains was superbly preserved, despite the bloated face.

holy shit, I can see where are' harry was getting at

it looks like she's laughing at us

That's fucked up.

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lmao

nice gyno fgt

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I found this in my folder but I lost the name. Who is this supposed to be?

a human genetically engineered to survive car accidents, according to some Australian artist

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How accurate is this bust? Plato wrote that he was ugly as hell.

>before reconstruction
>after reconstruction

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Graham, I think.
He was supposedly perfectly evolved to survive car crashes or something.

if ya know what i mean. ; p

He's trying to get a meme out of you fucking dipshits

He's pretty much an flat, bald woman. Even his fucked up dad was more masculine than him.

Augustus

WE WUZ ROMAN AND SHIT

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BTW if anyone's wondering the painjob's been done by some archeologists, not actual artists
That's why it looks so shit.

WE

ARE REALLY ROMAN

Knew you'd show up. Thankfully the color choices for that replica were made by people who know what they're doing, and not by brainlets like you with inferiority complexes.

so why roman mosaic and portraits show dark haired dark eyed people?

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Plenty of Roman art pieces depict light-skinned, fair-haired people. You just haven't looked properly, probably because you're too scared of what you will find. The Augustus of Prima Porta is just one example :^)

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>The Augustus of Prima Porta is just one example :^)
it was painted by germanics
this is better and more accurated because its the elite while those must be samartians or scythians

yeah but what are you supposed to meme about it?
hurr durr le first prime minster of australia xdddddd

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>posts art pieces where the color is too washed out to make any judgements
For what purpose?

And I don't really see what you're trying to achieve by posting swarthy-looking Romans in the first place. Sure, there would have been darker Romans, but there were also lighter ones, which any retard can figure out through (a) common sense and (b) looking at Roman art where depictions of lighter people are not uncommon

[spoiler]Drumpf XDDDDDDDDDDD[/spoiler]

but he's not a big orange clown

>it was painted by germanics
Get over your persecution complex. And then after that, get over your inferiority complex.

You'll be a lot happier.

That trip fag really thinks that Rome is a fantasy society where only dark skin people exist

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>w-we niggers wuz romans n shit!!
>whitey be stealin our darkie history!!!

those people were the elite, retard and romans said that germanics were different from them so they didnt have similar features to them
>posts art pieces where the color is too washed
its clear they werent light haired people
it was painting modern "europeans"

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from where do you get im saying rome was a black civ?
im just saying the truth which is that latins werent blonde haired/blue eyed people like you germanics are doing now

you just cant accept the fact that you savages are shit

Shut the fuck up you inferiority-complex ridden whore.

>you just cant accept the fact that you savages are shit
But Domicans are literal fucking savages with IQ of 80

oh so what was germanics IQ in 500 AD?
like 50 IQ i believe

t. Dominigga

Like shut the fuck up already you brainlet nigger.

>romans said that germanics were different from them so they didnt have similar features to them
You're so fucking thick that it hurts. Obviously the average Roman was a brown-haired brown-eyed Mediterannean like modern Italians, but fair-haired and light-eyed Romans did exist, like modern Italians. So in the same way modern Italians would say that modern Germans look different to them, Romans would have said that Germanics looked different to them.

>its clear they werent light haired people
Actually three of them could have easily been fair

>it was painting modern "europeans"
I'm not sure why the quotation marks are there.

I love cocks with blonde pubic hair

wow you are really mad
hahahahaahah
>Obviously the average Roman was a brown-haired brown-eyed
dark haired*

>Mediterannean like modern Italians
no, they arent related
>but fair-haired and light-eyed Romans did exist, like modern Italians.
again they didnt exist and modern italians arent related to latins, they are modern for a reason
>I'm not sure why the quotation marks are there.
because you people arent european, europeans were only greeks, you germanics and slavic just adopted it like the big WEWUZZERS YOU SAVAGES ARE

I doubt he looked that ugly.

>hahahahaahah
That's all you can say, you dumb fucking negro scum.

what's with the holes in his face

>>>Mediterannean like modern Italians
>no, they arent related
Congratulations, you just went full retard.

>again they didnt exist and modern italians arent related to latins, they are modern for a reason
See
And fuck off.

For

Perfect evidence as to why incest is indeed not wincest.

he was famously ugly and they're pox scars

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>It's another good thread ruined by that Dominican nigger
Why won't he fuck off?

Soo maaad

the ancient romans were dominican n sheit

i never said that, im just saying they werent pale skinned with light eyes and hair

looks like Ebeneezer scrooge.

>be me, OP
>hope to show and discover how people looked in history
>Instead the thread turns into Roman race shitfest
>mfw

Also, Phillip II of Macedonia

Perfect trap foundation

>they werent pale skinned
what the fuck

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She looks sizzling hot.

Me on the right

She looks kind of like my mom

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Stop posting you piece of shit. I am not the one you're arguing with, you're so retarded it hurts. It's obvious that Romans were white European people who could have both dark and light colored eyes and hair, which is absolutely obvious if you look at ancients depictions and read Roman sources. Here's a very nice article about the reconstruction of the Roman racial type based on sculptures, pictures, historical sources and works of antropologists, but unfrtunately it's in Russian.
>ultima-cruzado.livejournal.com/37139.html
Basically, it says that Romans looked modern North Italians and especially Italian-Swiss people.

Why the fuck are you be so buttblasted about the idea of Romans' being pale-skinned?

Bronze Age Pervert was right

Copernicus played a lot of hockey in his college days.

That's W T Snacks -- how new are you?

It's Romans v. Nazis in a no-holds-barred cage match for the Championship of the World.

Average Slavic man

My ancestor :)

butthurt germanid mongoloid detected

Facial reconstruction of an English knight who died at Stirling Castle in 14th century.

Reconstruction of a 6th century man whose remains were found in Edinburgh.

How about a facial deconstruction
Pic related — Duce

A man from 16th century, found in Edinburgh harbour.