It's 2025

>it's 2025
>you are a crypto millionaire
>tfw still no gf
>tfw you try to get women but find out they are only after your money

how does one cope with this? Is the prospect of being rich but not having a life partner as depressing as it sounds?

Adopt a slavic girl and raise her to be your wife.

get good haircut and clothes but otherwise pretend that you are poor

>be 37
I dont cope at that point. I just accept my fate.

It's cute you think bitcoin or various scamcoins are inevitably going to keep rising.

I held and accumulated during the two year long bear market $1200-$200 because I know Bitcoin is a big deal and when sharks sense blood in the water they come fudding.

I continue to hold because I realize fiat is shit, inflation is a big deal, I don't have any serious well-paying employment prospects, and banks can seize your money at the drop of a hat for whatever reason.

Retards like op will be posting doom and gloom messages when.the next (long lasting) bear market arrives.

>Implying you need anything but ur pot of gold

Pathetic

>I continue to hold because I realize fiat is shit, inflation is a big deal, I don't have any serious well-paying employment prospects, and banks can seize your money at the drop of a hat for whatever reason.
This entire paragraph is retarded and bad and calling anyone else retarded after it is irony at it's finest

I don't know, I'm not an ugly fuck.

Try being interesting my boi

>be crypto millionarie
>still live in a shack
>still drive an old pickup
>never tell anyone
>women still chase me
Sucks to be you, bro.

Find a girl with a great career or a lot of money herself. Just someone who isn't impressed by your wealth. Then you can see eye to eye without all the distraction.

Hey user

Let me tell you...

Money does not bring happiness. I used to be poor now I make good money, I'm not "rich" but I have way more money, enough to buy anything I want

And it doesn't help at all, I'm still suicidal, I'm still a nobody, no friends, no gf, can't connect with people

The fantasy world you construct surrounding being rich is just that - a fantasy

Even if I became super rich, like Bill Gates level, I would still be an insecure loser who wouldn't enjoy his money. I'd go to the beach and be scared of people seeing me, I wouldn't want to drive nice cars out of the fear of people seeing me

Fuck life

For the love of... look man take it from a guy who has been engaged, has had one night stands, and just your standard long term relationships.
WOMEN ARE THINGS!!!!!! they will not make you happy and they are a waste of money and attention. Sure fuck them but do not waste emotion or time on them. get over the muh girlfriend bullshit.

Man you must suck

Never met an equal huh? Does it make you sad that you've given up before finding a real companion you can trust?

that pretty much describes my thoughts as well. Nothing will make me go back in time and stop me from being an autistic loser.

>Veeky Forums requires you to post from your actual IP address as 99% of vpns and tor are banned

Only a matter of time until gook moot sells your IP address (or is forced to by government) when people boast about their holdings

Not only should you be humble irl, but on this website as well, even if you're just a larping faggot

lol im sorry you still require others to make your life worth living.
Does it make you sad that you are so codependent on others you can never be happy alone?

don't worry they'll have decentralized, blockchain girlfriends by then

But if you are not a damaged guy, money instantly makes your life better.

As a heterossexual male, if you have no mental issues/trauma, average looks, 15% bf, can deadlift 2x your weight and an IQ around 125; finding an "equal" companion is so fucking hard that it becomes a 50h/w job.

I pay taxes, but my expenses are so low and I cash out so little that it's basically chump change.

^this

The "Nice Guy"

The "Bad Breakup"

pic related
also,
>The fantasy world you construct surrounding being rich is just that - a fantasy

jesus christ I wasn't expecting a reality check like this today

>get rich
>fuck expensive escorts
>learn how to talk to them
>get ripped with all your free time
>become a Chad
>don't tell women you are rich ever.

Why do they Chase you bro

You are ignoring the fact that there are people who do nothing else besides tracking newly rich dudes for scamming/stealing purposes, since they know that those people lack the contacts, influences and wisdom to protect themselves.

that's why you are supposed to do something you love. I'm broke but my art literally keeps me fulfilled despite that. (digital painting)

>Pretend you don't have a ton of money
>Go and talk to chicks until you eventually man up and bone one

Technically you could skip the first part and do it right now
If you're an autist just fake it until you make it

the "obese lesbian shitposter"

women don't bring you happiness you bring it to them.

with your millions you can now afford testosterone therapy.

be gay. it's really fucking easy to find a guy who just gets you.

If you were a millionaire, women would be after your money no matter how you accumulated it.

Sometines, women won't be after your money, they will truly be after what you are: something that was built using a shit ton of money.

By 2025 they would have ultra realistic sex robots and artificial wombs to create your perfect progeny.

How will women cope?

they dont need men so what are you talking about? They will finally be happy........hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha

well get a vasectomy then if you're that retarded, there's no way a woman can force you to give her your money short of becoming pregnant and suing you for support

>tfw could probably get a gf easily if my mental health wasn't fucked for life

honestly I'm poor as fuck, live in a shit country and I can't see how money couldn't bring happiness...

every living moment of my life consists of dreading having to "fit in", having a "good" job, making my parents proud, finding a good girl, being there for friends...

when I can find time for myself and my projects, it's like theres a shadow above my shoulders judging me for not focusing on my tasks.
why can't my tasks be what I love?

being rich is my main goal in life right now, I don't give a shit about marriage, kids, titles...
my best companions are my thoughts and what I enjoy doing.

For me getting a woman isn't hard, the hard part is maintaining a healthy and worthwhile relationship. Everyone seems to be fucked in the head now so I'm just waiting for VR. No need for lambos.

im never going to make any money on crypto. ive nearly lost my life savings from falling for shitcoin scams. Im a fucking failure
t. khhv retarded NEET

Why is it so hard for you idiots

Just invest in bitcoin and forget about it

we should be bros

I needed this
How do you fuck up this bad? Stop chasing pumps and just invest long term. You wont get rich overnight

Where's your equal you fucking virgin? 90% of women are pants on head retarded and the one's who aren't are usually literal demons
I can tell you don't interact with real women given that you still romanticize them lol

Try getting one right now that you are not rich, do not mention cryptocurrency, just get someone that loves you for who you are
nothing should change when you get stupid rich later then.

My cousin married at 40+, she had a kid and it's beautiful.

Top fucking kek, it's for posts like these I come back every time.

As if this whole internet money meme isn't gonna crash down any time now. At least we have fun with it.

This thread only applies to first world countries. Of course if you live in a third world shithole money will bring you happiness, but once you reach the weather of an average Westerner, you start getting diminished returns.

tl,dr If you work 12h a day 7 days a week, you don't have time to be unhappy about not having a GF, not having friends or contemplating the meaning of life.

I've found that doing what you love all the time makes the thing dull and unsatisfactory. Really, IMO the way to go is finding the right balance of "work/productive/don't like" and "fun/enjoyable/do want". With balance both aspects are rich in taste, meanwhile all of one makes it bland.