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What's a job where I can masturbate all day long and still earn a living wage?

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go work for the SEC

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Your best bet is to get on foodstamps and try to get a job in IT

>Camboy, if youre a chad,
>unfortunately, youre a poor neet. just kill youself.

what job in IT?

any job in a it. just be a big bullshitter, inflate accomplishments, and if something goes wrong scapegoat somebody else.

your career will advance quickly if you do like this

Get a security job at a front desk.

Apply as a Moderator for a porn site

Shit, I opened the thread to post this.

why would I need foodstamps if I already have an IT job?

Because you're at the bottom of the barrel, making minimum wage and paying $650 in rent for your shitty apartment. You're going to need it to buy food and save up money

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Invest in crypto. You'll browse biz gif hc all day

NSA

Get a job in mobile software application development. If you can put up with being ordered around by turmeric latte sipping cunts you'll make decent money. Although the work will be bland and simple despite how revolutionary its product owners think it is.

>cant greentext
>thinks op is the one who needs to be dead

massage therapist

do camboys seriously make a living? i have a 8-9/10 face (inb4 pics) and a non fat body and was just wondering if i have what it takes to runescape in front of the computer jacking off to make $20 in donations per day or is this something greater?

fuck off captcha my slow internet cant load these

I've developed an app. But my degree is an economics, how do I sign up for a company?

Send them a resume and then call them in 2 weeks if they had a chance to look at it.

Exaggerate your experience and you should be alright.

school teacher

work at an any american internet company

Rent boy. Unless you're talking about masterbating yourself.

Try Clickworker. I make an extra 30 to 40 bucks a month just from answering surveys on my commute to work :)

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I work in IT

this is pretty accurate but u also need to be sorta competent with computers

Move to San Franciscso and get a tech job. Fun fact about SF that most people don't know is that income inequality is so bad there that you can make $120k+ a year and still collect low income benefits.

It’s true, I live here and low income is considered $115,000 and less in annual income.

>tfw I donate sperm while having various serious hereditary mental and physical illnesses
>tfw I add 10-20 people to the criminally insane population