G-guys

g-guys.....

Why didn't the aristocracy just 86 obvious retards?

>17 September 1665 – 1 November 1700
Holy fucking shit, i thought he ruled for a year or two.
>Spain was run by a literal retard for almost 40 years.

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So why he never had any kids?

he was infertile

and he wasn´t bad at all, he basically put Spain economy in order, kept France at bay and built spanish naval power. He left a superavit for his succesor.
Not that he did it all personally (it was his ministers) but...

>he ruled from the day he was born so Spain was run by a literal retard for almost 40 years

really tingles your pringles

"he had a single testicle"

He was deeply religious as well. He used to pray at his ancestors grave for hours on end.

Did he also fuck the corpses?

>Spain was run by a literal retard for almost 40 years.
Sounds familiar

> Marie Louise became deeply depressed and died at 27, ten years after their marriage, leaving the 28-year-old Charles heartbroken.


>Muh-ree? Where muh-ree? Want Muh-ree!!

At least they had the excuse of royalty. America just elected a literal retard.

>republican spain was defeated by a retard

Democrats r the real raysists

>You have to be smart to defeat commies

>D-d-drumpffff!!!
>T-Two Sc-Scoops!

>run by a literal retard
Don't insult the king, peasant. We'll burn you at the stake if you speak with such a tongue again.

Swerve!

So he was the retarded Calvin Coolidge of the Hapsburgs.

RIP

makes u think

was this the king who lisped and caused all of spain to begin lisping and thus the spanish lisp?

eternally shlonged

We remember him, lord of Veeky Forums

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Fuck white people too

IMPEACH DRUMPF

Shit gets boring after a while when you have competent people running things

no, and apparently that legend is false too

Hey Charlie

WE MUST STOP BONALD BLUMPF IM KEITH OLBERMANN AND DIS IS LE RESISTANCE

>being a filthy pinko

GLURMPHNALD KKKLUMPH IS LITERALLY SH-TLER

god bless. may he live peacefully in heaven

this breaks my heart. I hope he's in a better place now