The Veeky Forums club

Seeing as we have a stupendous amount of literal retards, here's the rules of the Veeky Forums club*

>RULE NUMBER ONE:
Never go all in!

>RULE NUMBER TWO:
NEVER GO ALL IN!

>RULE NUMBER THREE:
Invest only what you can lose!

*subject to change

These rules don't represent Veeky Forums at all. I have a better list:

>RULE NUMBER ONE:
Only buy at ATH!

>RULE NUMBER TWO:
Only sell during crashes!

>RULE NUMBER THREE:
Only buy because of FOMO!

>RULE NUMBER FOUR:
Pink wojaks

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Alternatively, go all in with every single penny you can possibly sink into it without losing your home and then hold. Every 10% will seem like a miracle.

Can someone edit Pink Wojak and Pepe instead of Brad and Nort

>Its only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything

Set a stop loss, learn risk management.

go all in because death is preferable to wage slaving. Humanity can only create digital gold once, won't get another opportunity

this

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>FOMO buy ATH
>smoke three packs of ciggies
>drink a gallon of coffee
>post Pink Wojaks
>last step; pic rel

Here you go.

BTC: 1zcTQvWgRUaNJKVJLJKkHvXsM4rbFy94L

Fixed

Can you do a Pink Wojak for fucks sake

And change Brad Pitt and Ed Norton to Pepe and Pink Wojak
I'll send

I've noticed I've been smoking a lot more since I started trading crypto

There ya go m80

saved for historical prosperity

YOU DIDN'T CHANGE THE NAMES FAGGOT

I've picked up a slight coke habit keeping up with all this, as in i have a little sugar bowl half full of it with a little silver spoon at my computer desk. I need to stop, its a terrible habit, I'm starting to sniffle like Slavoj Zizek.

Better?

Does anyone here have a real job?

It's shit
But thanks for putting in work
Sent

Recieved, chur bruh.

I think this is my favorite pink wojak image

oh you sent it to me? well the cheers goes to you then.

We have to help each other out

Agreed. And glad to help, in my shitty paint.net way

someone should make a Veeky Forums telegram or discord

THIS

Rule 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rule 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this

No

>RULE NUMBER ONE

"ETHICAL CAPITALISM"

>RULE NUMBER TWO

"ETHICAL CAPITALISM"