What did young men do for fun before tv and the internet?

What did young men do for fun before tv and the internet?

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in fridrichs time they had sabre duels, the way to win was to get cut and act like it didnt happen

Read books, played boardgames and field games, told stories, sang songs, wrote stories, spent time with others just talking and drinking, played with their children and wife.
More things were done for their sake alone.

realy what they did was drink, smoke, play cards and fuck prostitutes, often all at the same time

also people danced a lot, and live music was cheap

>realy what they did was drink, smoke, play cards and fuck prostitutes, often all at the same time
>everyone was a cynical ebin nihilist who lived like an animal cuz thats all we are lmao, fuck morality, triggered yet prude, huh?
it should be illegal to be this retarded

>lets go out an fuck
*gets std* and dies
>lets go smoke and drink
*goes poor and dies from debt collectors*
>play cards
Probably didn't have cards.
Also paper is a rather recent invention.
I think people played toss the rock at the village sacred tree for much longer than they've played cards.

practical jokes and pranks were common in alpine Europe, like they would put an entire horse cart on someones roof over night and fill it with manure. Also tree fights, like in spring the young unmarried man would put up a fresh cut tree in the middle of the village and decorate it, other villages did the same and then the games began, cut the neighbors tree down. Be ready to get beat up and flogged out the village if caught.
love trees was another thing, a proper proposal would include cutting a tree, carve and decorate it and then with the help of your friends hoist it next to your girls window, climb up, say hello, and if you get a kiss you're shipped.
Also fighting, like with traveling craftsmen, neighboring villages, cattle drivers and the like. Drunken fighting is still a favorite in many small alpine villages, nowadays just without the knifes.

Alpine Europe is now the comfiest place in existence.
>ywn put a shitfilled cart on your best friends house

no this is quite literaly what people did, as much as possible, that plus big public dances, celebrations and fairs

they also had lots of fights

alchoholism and prostitution arent exactly a new thing

The Chad Rée, the virgin Nietzsche...

>alchoholism and prostitution arent exactly a new thing
>implying there were alcholics before the invention of beer
>implying there was prostitution in a village of 10 people
They are actually both really new things. They are the marks of civilization. Civilization is so far a blink of an eye in all of human history.
We've been around for how long? I think they bumped up the 200,000 year mark to something a bit earlier, anyway we've been civilized for maybe 15% of that, that's being extremely generous too.

>Doing normal plebeian things is being "cynical ebin nihilist"

Whatever, Don Quijote...

>they would put an entire horse cart on someones roof over night and fill it with manure.
LMAO

This was a form of public shaming someone, like books tell us it was to shame someone whose maids/daughters where too lewd, but all the old people tell you it was done if a farmer was too tight on his ladies and didn't let them have some fun.
Hunting/poaching/fishing was a popular past time too.

>I am Don Quixote for pointing out prostitution didn't exist in tribal society
>and also pointing out that drinking and smoking are relatively speaking high-cost luxury activities
You are the true pleb.

Historically, was prostitution cheaper back then compared to today?

>DUDE we're all just like... dust in the wind man

>*gets std* and dies
>*goes poor and dies from debt collectors*
You act like this isn't normal.

lol?

the average american drank a literal fifth of hard liquor a day before prohibition

This is my kind of thread

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Sing songs about niggers and impersonate them.
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Probably. If there's more supply (and there is more supply), prices go down.

>dude people have been fucking whores and drinking forever
>nah dude we were like eating organic molecules and shit
>wait what
>WE HAVE BEEN SINGLE CELL ORGANISMS FOR FAR LONGER THAN HUMANS DUDE SPECK IN THE WIND STAY WOKE

They used smaller paper based internets called books

pebble in the path, my friend

Have sexy times with each other

>prostitution didn't exist in tribal society
Because you were talking about tribal societies, right? The guys who "read books", "played boardgames" and "wrote stories"?

>drinking and smoking are relatively speaking high-cost luxury activities
You claim this and you call people plebs? Drinking was common for everyone from serf above. Tobacco consumption was so widespread in 19th century to the point it was well-nigh universal in some regions.

Prostitution exists in fucking chimpanzees