Bought Ethereum in March because it sounded cool. 20x returns

>Bought Ethereum in March because it sounded cool. 20x returns
>Bought Antshares because he liked the phrase "China's Ethereum." 10x
>Bought Numeraire because he liked Geometry in 12th grade. 4x
>Randomly went to Vitalik's Twitter and saw an OmiseGO sticker on his laptop. 10x
>Bought Bitquence at 2 million market cap because he saw it in a random advertisement.

There must be a crypto Chad like this out there.

He's probably starting his own ico

nice. im in since december - just bought bitcoin and monero. never thought of buying eth, neo/ant, dgb, omg and all the other moon missions.

pls kill me.

Tattoos that encircle the bicep will never not look trashy.

I put my life savings into eth based on a r9K larp post and got 5x gains. Still don't get it at all except it magically uses smart contracts or something. I'm a virgin though. And it was only 5K I initially put in.

I did most of this except started ETH in january.

I'm a multi millionaire but still wage cuck to buy more shitcoins

the crypto chad is the guy who mined 10,000 bitcoins in 2009 so he could make a post on /g/

sure they might look trashy to people who dont know anything about tattoos, but 95% of tattoos have a significant meaning behind them. tattoos encircling limbs is a way of expressing existential anxiety and struggle in everyday life.

>buys internet electrons
>chad

you what

> 95% of tattoos have a significant meaning behind them.

user, I...

Nigger, you a millionare or did you invest less than $100? Smells like bullshit to me.
8000x returns?

Who here has bought a coin solely based how much they liked their icon and actually profited from it?

>Chad now goes all in on chainlink...

OP asks if someone did it like that

This is me. I've got 512K so far. I'm going to keep getting more

Bought OMG cause I had a dream about it.

Anyone else getting tired of crypto? I'm fed up with chasing moon missions. Nothing seems to make sense to me.

how the fuck nigger. is everyone here already a richfags because im ballsdeep in LINK and ive only got 30k. makes me feel so bitter.

Yeah dude I must be some kind of an oracle to buy WTC

Fuuuuuck I feel so poor I only have 4600. No lambo for me, maybe a nice Kia.

I have no idea dude. I suck at pretty much everything, but this. I just have a knack for finding good tech at a cheap price and of course I had to make risky investments to get to this level.

What the fuck happened in the last 3 days that tripled the value of WTC? Fuck this tbqh I feel like I'd have better odds playing roulette.

I have fucking 30. And 2 KNC. This is half of my crypto money. Don't feel bad about yourself.

From my brainlet understanding of being the proud holder of a measly 200 walts bought at 1.60-1.70.
Perhaps it was due to China FUD (in general) clearing up,upcoming news in October, and settling all their refunds with the chinks

I chased pumps too a couple of months ago, I'm lucky I only lost like 20% of my initial investments...all you have to do is buy a coin that is still cheap, under the radar, and has big potential. Walton was a recent example..

>I'm a virgin though. And it was only 5K I initially put in.
Still excellent gains. And if the whole virgin thing bothers you enough just get an escort to get it over and done with - you'll be able to afford a decent one with a fraction of gains.

ETH is great!!!!!! Let's face it ....... Huge potentials ......

nice bait

You are mising WTC, on binance.

Same here (btc, xmr). Plus happy and unhappy side trades with shitcoins. 10x in less than 1 year, not so bad.

This is just me!

>Buy BTC as seen because want to pretend to be internet drug dealer to friends. Bought for 100usd in 2011, or maybe 12, dunno it was well under 1 dollar for one
>dont buy drugs on the internet because afraid, only show friends "how i usually do it"
>forget about it

>buy etherium at 40usd because hype, went all in with my 50btc

>went all in into LINK

Its not hard guys, just gotta go all inn and u can also be a millionaire like me :)

You sound like a nigerian fraudster.