OK Veeky Forums, I want you to post your spiciest Late Roman/Byzantine memes, the more obscure the better. I'll start with some normie stuff to get the thread going
OK Veeky Forums, I want you to post your spiciest Late Roman/Byzantine memes, the more obscure the better...
Adrian Adams
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Owen Davis
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Ian Gray
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Dominic White
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Brayden Reyes
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Jackson Bell
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Sebastian Sanders
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Asher Fisher
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Luke Johnson
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Nathan Torres
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Logan Clark
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Asher Bennett
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Nathan Bennett
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Dominic Miller
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Ethan Torres
>eye to eye
kek
Mason Campbell
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Jayden Adams
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Joseph Thomas
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Robert Sullivan
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Alexander Lewis
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Jaxson Morris
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Charles Hill
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Mason Nelson
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Thomas Sanders
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Ryder Gonzalez
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Camden Sanders
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Wyatt Richardson
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Julian Peterson
Kek
Jayden Roberts
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Kevin James
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Connor Hughes
A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic.
"Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!"
At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantinus rose from his couch and held up a crucifix.
"Who does this represent?"
The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied "the created child of an indivisible God"
"You miss the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him."
The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay!
The partygoers politely clapped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. An divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes.
The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, far from from God's Light.
Praise Jesus Consubstantialis
Camden Sanchez
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Jason Jackson
>tfw i learned more from memes than school
Cameron Williams
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Logan Cook
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James Cook
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Jacob Powell
Flavius Stilicho did not deserve his cruel fate.
Nolan Bell
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Logan Walker
Which pill do you choose?
Anthony Young
Purple
Robert Bennett
Saved.
But what's that black shape over the flag supposed to be?
Adrian Reyes
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Logan Powell
Looks like a part of a map, but I cannot recognize it desu
Matthew Robinson
A horse leg
Wyatt Harris
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Easton Lee
corfu
Lincoln Moore
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Luke Edwards
>He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay!
Gabriel Gomez
Bump
Jonathan Howard
>tfw no Michael Bay action flick depicting Constantine and Mehmed locked in single combat on the roof of Hagia Sofia while random explosions destroy the city around them
Elijah Roberts
The isn't Nika right? someone redpill me on chariot race in the byzantine empire
Aaron Watson
It's not any specific event. But it is correct in that the chariot teams and their fans doubled as political parties in Constantinople.
Samuel Wright
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Eli Ortiz
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Jackson Rodriguez
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William Phillips
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Christopher Wood
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David Howard
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Luke White
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Jaxon Jenkins
Finally an excuse to dump.
Noah Sanchez
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Connor Morales
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Levi Watson
>it might be closer to say tht the roman empire never fell but instead it merely transformed...
Should add a "Fuck off Peter Brown" in that panel
Colton James
Comparing a conventional war to terrorism is improper and reductive.
Isaiah Phillips
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Hunter Long
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Aaron Cruz
>Wears foreign silk
Actually the byzantines made their own
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Lincoln Davis
>Catholics break from themselves to join the schismatic
WEW
Benjamin Cooper
I can think of memes but too lazy to make them.
Concept: This one but as roman going east then returning as a dark tan guy speaking in greek letters
James Clark
Justinian successfully restored the empire aside from Gaul and Hispania. Why didn't it last?
Adrian Lewis
Gr*eks
Brayden Myers
The Plague of Justinian
Dylan Roberts
plague, persians, and problematic successions
Daniel Nguyen
(((Narses)))
Alexander Jackson
NIKA
NIKA
RACE WAR NOW
Anthony Butler
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Oliver Thompson
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Alexander Foster
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Angel Cooper
THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED
I was leading a caravan on the Via Traiana Nova, and we came across the Emperor Aurelian, and he started bragging to us how he defeated the Palmyrene Empire and Queen Zenobia, he finished off his comment by saying that his ability to conquer her within a year was clear proof of a woman's inability to rule. Just then, I was fed up with his sexism, so I told him "you know, just because your empire is failing, doesn't mean that you should be sexist and hurt the prosperity of women." He didn't know what to say, and the Praetorian Guardsmen just started clapping! They agreed with me so much that they killed the Emperor on the spot, and the Senate passed a damnatio memoriae on him!!!