Be Poland

>An entire world war is launched because Germany invaded you
Yeah, just like how WW1 was fought over the assassination of Franz Ferdinand

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good counterargument

>Be Soviet union
>take lands and nobody stops you
>throw ethnic poles out of their own country
>have so many famines you make Nazi Germanys concentrated genocide seem like a disney movie
>have ethnic Russians themselves split up from you after you fall

>Be AK
>steal all credits for Warsaw uprising even when there were numerous other insurgency groups
>blame Red army for not helping you even when you werent competent enough to secure bridges over the Vistula
>even when Red army tried to attack Warsaw from both north and south but were stopped by Kraut tank divisions
>even when Berling tried to help by crossing the Vistula, loosing thousands of men in progress just because of AKs incompetence

how silly of them to expect the mighty Red Army to be able to cross some river after pushing the Germans hundreds of kilometers back

>Stalin tells you to secure the bridges so Red army can cross
>you dont
>blame Stalin

Damn, so it's now clear to me, why he didn't allow for any air support. Airplanes can't cross big rivers.

t.

>not gif
Watch this

>Poles, however, still massacred thousands of German soldiers
Dosen't seem difficult

You got me, why did Stalin banned allies from using his airfields when only 96% of dropped supplies fell into the Kraut hands?

Fuck, first airplanes can't cross rivers, then Stalin is literally clairvoyant.

are you autistic?

Poland and Ukraine are history's eternal punching bags.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Poland

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damn why didn't they put the bayonets in the back instead of the ass

Ruskies can't think properly. Here's original.

Oh thank god it was shopped

Poland is good at 2 things. Getting conquered and being the butt of history jokes

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Britain doing something right for once

Imajun being this butthurt.

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Dude, the fact that you even made that macro just shows how easily the Nazis are getting to you. You should know how easily they can just pull the "LOL CONSPIRACY FALSIFICATION" card on literally everything you say.

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>Poles, however, still massacred thousands of German soldiers.

Do you know what war is you stupid pleb?

"Tens of thousands were murdered in the German campaign of extermination of the Polish intelligentsia and other elements thought likely to resist (e.g. Operation Tannenberg and Aktion AB). Catholic clergy were commonly imprisoned or otherwise persecuted and many ended up sent to their death in concentration camps.[55][56] Tens of thousands of members of the resistance and others were tortured and executed at the Pawiak prison in Warsaw.[57] From 1941, disease and hunger also began to reduce the population, as the exploitation of resources and labor, terror and Germanization reached greater intensity after the attack on the Soviet Union.[43] Poles were also deported in large numbers to work as forced labor in Germany, or taken to concentration camps.[41] About two million were transported to Germany to work as slaves and many died there.[52][i] Łapanka or random roundup, on streets or elsewhere, was one of the methods practiced by the Nazis to catch prisoners for labor.[58] Several hundred Wehrmacht brothels, for which local non-German women were forcibly recruited, operated throughout the Reich.[59] In contrast to Nazi policies in occupied Western Europe, the Germans treated the Poles with intense hostility and all Polish state property and private industrial concerns were taken over by the German state.[60][61] Poland was plundered and subjected to extreme economic exploitation throughout the war period.[62]"

"Mass rapes were committed against Polish women and girls including during punitive executions of Polish citizens, before shooting of the women.[88] Additionally, large numbers of Polish women were routinely captured with the aim of forcing them into serving in German military brothels.[89] Mass raids were conducted by the Nazis in many Polish cities with the express aim of capturing young women, later forced to work in brothels attended by German soldiers and officers.[89] Girls as young as 15 years old, who were ostensibly classified as "suitable for agricultural work in Germany", were sexually exploited by German soldiers at their places of destination.[89]"

"As part of the plan to destroy Poland, the Germans engaged in cultural genocide in which they looted and then destroyed libraries, museums, scientific institutes and laboratories as well as national monuments and historic treasures.[106] They closed down all universities, high schools, and engaged in systematic murder of Polish scholars, teachers and priests.[107] Millions of books were burned, including an estimated 80% of all school libraries, and three-quarters of all scientific libraries.[108] Polish children were forbidden from acquiring education beyond the elementary level with the aim that the new generation of Polish leaders could not arise in the future.[107] According to a May 1940 memo from Heinrich Himmler: "The sole goal of this schooling is to teach them simple arithmetic, nothing above the number 500; writing one's name; and the doctrine that it is divine law to obey the Germans. I do not think that reading is desirable."[107] By 1941, the number of children attending elementary school in the General Government was half of the prewar number.[36] The Poles responded with the "Secret Teaching" (Tajne Nauczanie), a campaign of underground education."

"Germany planned to completely remove the indigenous population of Poland beginning with the newly created Reichsgau Wartheland territory in 1939. According to the Lebensraum aim and ideology, formerly Polish lands were to be taken over by the German military and civilian settlers including Eastern European Volksdeutsche. The "Germanizing" of occupied territories by the Reich was repeatedly condemned by Nuremberg Tribunal which stated that the practice of expelling civilians was "not only in defiance of well-established rules of international law, but in complete disregard of the elementary dictates of humanity."[60] During the occupation of Poland, the number of Poles evicted by the German authorities from their homes is estimated at 2,478,000.[61][62] Up to 928,000 Poles were ethnically cleansed to make way for the foreign colonists.[63]"

"Himmler promised to eventually deport all Poles to Russia. He envisioned their ultimate end by exposure, malnutrition and overwork possibly in the Pripet Marshes where all Poles were to die during the cultivation of the marshy swamps. Plans for the mass transportation and possible creation of slave labor camps for up to 20 million Poles were also made.[67]"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_children_by_Nazi_Germany
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsion_of_Poles_by_Nazi_Germany

>hundreds of thousands of ethnic Germans.
The danzig massacre killed maybe a few thousand from riots. Stop emberassing us

>When the gish gallop is this bad
Veeky Forums is just the liberal version of /pol/ with small citations

>Be Poland
>Get annexed
>AGAIN
Is Poland's history the most sadness history ever?

>maybe a few thousand
weird way how to say no one

Sure they did.