I've been keeping a flawless journal of all my counts of masturbation for 3 years...

>ever had sex
Yes, with a prostitute. I was incredibly excited but I realized that women are not as attractive in reality as they are in my head. Their vagina stinks of yogurt, rotten fish or blood. This goes for all women. Their ass is like hard rubber, not the way I imagined it. Even my own ass is softer. They are cruel and annoying. They have sex with every walking thing (yes I know it's a prostitute, I am speaking generally). So I had sex but then regretted the 500 dollars I spend on the high class prostitute.

I live in my own apartment.

>Their vagina stinks of yogurt, rotten fish or blood
why you smelled a whores vagina?

Believe it or not I licked it.. Not as if you can't smell it far away. Do you know why they cover their vagina with clothes? It's because it naturally sticks awfully.
Anyway she was a high class whore with no stds and yes she may have had sex the same day she met me but what the heck.

why you licked it bro?
thats disgusting man, a real man never licks pussy.

>a real man never licks pussy
Really? I know niggers call other men "pussysuckers" like they call some men "dicksuckers" to imply that they are emasculated but..
Anyway I wanted to try it.

>I can quit masturbation and pornography

Just quit pornography man. It's hard but you can do it.

The downward spiral doesn't have to happen. Try to work on the fundamentals.
- Sleep (7,5h, no screens 45min before going to sleep)
- Activity (go for long walks, go running for 30 minutes, yoga, bodyweight fitness, whatever), best if you do the same thing every day upon waking so that it becomes a habit faster
- Eating (cut down on sugar)

No it's not hard, not for me at least. My imagination is more than sufficient. I've never felt the need to watch pornography to masturbate. It makes the masturbation better though.

then try to stop wanking so often.
sleep, activity and eating still play a big role for feeling like shit.

>OP thinks people who are successful in finance aren't jacking it 5 times a day
didn't you see that movie, bro

Everyone eats pussy bro. But eating a hooker out... $500 isn't high class enough. And plenty of pussy smells good. If it stinks then she's just nasty.

It stinks when they have bacteria inside their pussy, usually sexually transmissible, maybe not one of the common serious stds but still

>Yes, with a prostitute
>Their vagina stinks of yogurt, rotten fish or blood. This goes for all women. Their ass is like hard rubber, not the way I imagined it. Even my own ass is softer. They are cruel and annoying.

I mean what the hell dude, you had sex with ONE prostitute, and you conclude that all women's vagina stink of yogurt/fish/blood, that their ass is like hard rubber unlike yours and that they are cruel and annoying?

It's obvious you got some deep-rooted issues that would take more than a day to solve, so I'll just tell you that you have a lot of false beliefs about life and people, try to identify these false beliefs, and get away from society for a while you need it

>Do you know why they cover their vagina with clothes? It's because it naturally sticks awfully.

I can't help but laugh at this, are you really in a state of mind that makes you believe women cover their vagina because it stinks or are you trolling? Do you go outside and show your dick to bystanders or do you cover it? Do you cover your dick because it stinks?

...

jesus

Every woman has bacteria inside her vagina; they are very important for vaginal health. These bacteria also exist in our colons and serve important functions. The bacteria produce lactic acid which is what makes the vagina smell and taste sour and also what makes yogurt taste acidic. It's also something muscles in our body use as energy. These beneficial bacteria protect against stds because the environment is too acidic for many viruses and bacteria to exist.
The fishy smell is produced by the woman herself due to hormonal interaction. It's a specific fatty acid (you can buy online) which produces the awful smell. The more of this fatty acid and the more it smells but every woman has at least a little of it. If I remember right heterosexual males are sexually aroused by the fatty acid pheromone but too much of it causes the reverse effect, perhaps being the reason why infertile menopausal women smell fishy.

They cover it with more than just their underwear. They have those nylon socks, they're supposed to keep the smell away.

It doesn't really help.

There are some bacteria that make the pussy and dick smell, you take some antibiotics and the smell goes away, look it up

Obviously hormones are responsible for a smell too but I don't know if hormones are the ones most often responsible for the fishy/rotten smell

yeah you got some issues pal

Who is "they"? The only prostitute you have seen? I have seen many girls and none of them was covering her vagina with a nylon sock to keep the smell away or whatever. Some smell good

Hormones also regulate the bacterial flora in the vajina, so that's another factor. But I am pretty sure that the fishy smell is produced by the body itself and not bacteria.
The fishy and yogurt smell is found in female cats, dogs, etc. Fx. when female dogs go through their period then they begin to smell awfully fishy. It's a really disgusting smell.

This is the most autistic thread I've read in 2017.

Serious answer for OP.
If you're that autistic and you keep journals then start a trading diary, keep spreadsheets of all your trades, develop a trend following system and chart it, etc.
There are a million and one ways to release your autistic rage, especially with financial markets. Great if you love analytics

>My goal is obviously to quit masturbation altogether
Definitely did not see that as obvious

>How do I turn this preoccupation into a preoccupation with acquiring wealth in crptocurrencies? There must be some psychological trick.
The obvious solution is to have your crypto spreadsheet up on screen next to porn, and focus on considering the spreadsheet when you cum. No need to masturbate less.

>whore
>with no stds
hmm...

>The obvious solution is to have your crypto spreadsheet up on screen next to porn, and focus on considering the spreadsheet when you cum.

>This is the most autistic thread I've read in 2017.
i think you're right

also this so much after reading the thread

"let's generalize all women as being stinky whores based on a prostitute I was with"

Buy bitbean.

Get some excel up in this bitch!

>I've been keeping a flawless journal of all my counts of masturbation for 3 years. Every single day I update my masturbation count for the day; today my masturbation count is 1 and yesterday it was 2. There's a pattern in my behavior, most certainly influenced by hormonal swings. My goal is obviously to quit masturbation altogether because it's the most pointless and fruitless thing I am doing.
new meme?

The time when it struck me that porn and tapping was bad juju was when I couldn't maintain my erection with a beautiful lady I was seeing. Imagine being on the bed, you're aroused she's aroused, everything is getting steamy, but your dick just won't fucking harden because you are used to jerking it to belly inflation anime porn. I've never felt more useless as a member of the male gender. Dropped porn and fapping to porn the very next day

The reason I quit is because it literally makes me feel feminine, like I have taken a large dosage of estrogen. My prostate also swells enormously and I feel like using anal toys on myself.

>tfw never had this problem and get erections just looking at pretty girls
does this mean I can keep masturbating forever?

also dude I don't think that's the masturbating I think you're just gay. don't listen to /pol/, being gay is ok, even if you don't look like an underaged girl

By all accounts fapping alone isn't that harmful as long as not done excessively. Jerking it to porn is where the real damage is done. Look up your brain on porn if you are interested in reading the study behind porn and fapping.

M9... go have sex with a female that's not a prostitute and also not a slut, and also hygienic. You'll have a different experience, that's all I can say.

>jerkoff journal
op you went insane without realizing it.

Threads like this and OP make me thankful for my gf. And regretful for cheating. Oh well. Thanks for sharing your pathetic existence OP.

By the way I think porn is way worse for people who have not had any sexual experiences. Cut that shit out man.

OP, you are fucked in the head. Seriously. I would feel sorry for you if your ideas about the female race (gathered from a sample size of one prostitute) or your weird and pathetic jerk off journal weren't so funny.

Thanks for the laugh bro.

Nursefag here. Please do not eat anything that you cant fry.

lmfao

>jerkoff journal
>eating out hookers

all these roasties telling you that you have issues for finding a whores cunt disgusting are idiots

at least you were able to actually interact and fuck said whore
there are a lot of people that cant even get that far