This guy slaps your girlfriends ass , what do you do ?

This guy slaps your girlfriends ass , what do you do ?

ah-hem *sticks my own ass out*

kick him in his shriveled up balls

Start laughing
Gf starts laughing
Everyone in the room is laughing at this ambiguously colored faggot
Is he black? Is he white? Just laugh in his face till the goblin turns into himself like a black hole of self playing and anxiety.

did he ever look good or has he always looked like a balloon that's been blown up too many times

You need help.

pinch his abdominal nipples

GOLEM GET YE GONE

...

>girlfriend

Tell his owner

wait are these the same person?

I'm not dating a tranny, so that wouldn't happen.

Only acceptable response

Ask him why he's flailing his arm randomly at air

trips of truth have spoken. touche, kid. touche

GOLEM GET YE GONE

yeah he injects tan skin into his body, it's called melanotan 2. srs

I would imitate this pose until the golem leaves

Why did he even go on stage like this

Because he wanted to humiliate some cookie-cutter porn addicts

I wonder what the inside of this dude's gut looks like compared to normal peeps?

so what do i do when he slaps himself? a boner i guess

He's the tom platz of abs, he just has massive ab muscles

Muay Thai kick him in his fragile knee joint

Viseral fat caused by insulin abuse

Ask for his autograph along with the mangetter aka dark lord spaniard aka the iron hobbit aka mr quickly aka Hindenburg 2.0

Id ask to call jason genova from his cell phone

Big abs and Viseral fat, I still would like to see inside of it lol

Yeah i bet most doctors would be kinda horrified

They've probably never seen anything like him

fag

mission accomplished

Jump on his back then feed Yoshi his shell for the fire breathing power up

Hope it wasn't his DESIGNATED hand

Ask him why his nipples are in his belly.

because he is the tom platz of abs

Assumed he was doing it to demonstrate that roids don't always work. As a kind of warning

If he's slapping her ass then she must really be a tranny

Didn't he look good before?

>what do you do ?
stand back and watch him bleed out
after she shanks his neck and groin

g-good one man

You would shake like a leaf in the golems presence.

Slap Christina Broccolini's ass in revenge.

what the fuck

Golem get ye gone

Golem get ye gone

>watch GF giggle
>start to sweat, face turns red
>"SHIT-FU-SHIT OFF! FUCK!"
>Hit him in the face, he backhands me and knocks out a tooth
>I start to cry and waddle into the bathroom
>Bust nut to my GF fucking a big roided up dude as I watch them
>Start to get really pissed
>Wait until he starts doing a decline bench
>Pick up 100lb dumbbell in both hands, duckwalk over to him
>Right as he starts to raise the bar, thrust hips and use the momentum I can muster from my 110lb 5'6 body
>let go and it immediately drops right on his face
>he screams and lets go of the bar
>505 drops directly between his teeth
>walk out of gym with GF and never come back to there again, no way to track me because I snuck in physiques of greatness style
>roid it up, make gains so nobody recognizes me
>me, the local cops, and Rich Piana all become range buddies

still better than janoy

I'd bust out laughing and then hug that weird fucker.

I love Big Lenny.