"Why are you complaining about eating 1800 calories a day, user? I *gain* weight eating that much."

"Why are you complaining about eating 1800 calories a day, user? I *gain* weight eating that much."

Because I'm 6'4 and a big fucking guy

That's because you're a 4'10 manlette and will never give birth to strong sons

Women should feel full/content on much less calories when they're not pregnant.

>talk with women
>somehow weight comese up
>mention im 105kg
>theyre acting amazed that im more than double their weight without looking like a fatty
guess what, im also 35cm taller than you

only a decent and respected person would take their time to make a thread like this. thanks OP for coming here and making browsing this board a quality experience

guess what, you're also fat

>manlet
>will never give birth

ok?

guess what, youre right

>be manlet 5'7 - 75kg and lean
>taller guy at uni says thats bullshit
>he is like 6'1 and claims to also be 75kg, he is skinnyfat with a gut
>claims its impossible that im that short + 75kg with abs
>lecturer over hears this convo
>goes and gets a scale
>i weigh myself
>im actually 78kg with abs
>lanklet says scales must be off
>lanklet gets on and he weighs 71kg


my fucking sides, lanklets, they will never learn.

i have the exact same fork

why did this crack me up

>tfw 180 cm and 62 kg

now you can masturbate to your fork, imaging it all in her mouth

yeah man! fucking lanklets

pic or gtfo

...

6'1 =/ lanklet

>uses two forks
>stupid whore
>would not bang

>Anonymous 04/25/16(Mon)12:12:04 No.36920965▶
Nice

Cutting is pain

It is such pain


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>this one time I was correct about how much I weigh
Fascinating story, user. The girls must ask to hear that one again and again and again.

>be 5'7
>borderline overweight for my height

i sure s-showed him Veeky Forums

>he actually did it the absolute madman

Now make a picture in the same pose as in OP

kek

no

It will be like sitting on the other side, her smiling at you

You absolute madman

MADMAN
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>tfw 6'3 249
>trying to cut in a work day (manual labor 13 hours)
>tfw sometimes lose weight on 3000 calories and sometimes maintain on 2000

JUST

now with timestamp and eating some fruits while laughing

>spending your time with people who bring you down

> Male average height
> Lanklet

XD

You're also fat as fuck, they're just being nice.

4U

Thank u mr skeletal

>tfw I maintain at 1500

i hate my life

nice man!

>skip breakfast

you can now have 2 750 calorie meals

>skip breakfast and lunch
>have one small 500 calorie meal
>one 1000 calorie meal

bitch, noone is paying you to talk.

eat your food.

Notice the e added to the end, suggesting a feminized form of the word

>skip all but one meal
>1500 calorie meal.

do this

IF is the only sensible way to eat when you have such low calories

>78kg
>170cm
>abs

I'm going to need some proofs with a picture, because i call bullshit

>macbook

What a faggot

>you will never peel those yoga pants down and take her right there on the foggy mountainside

Also men tend to carry more weight in their bones than women do. Also men have more muscle mass and typically less body fat for similar physiques.

>Skip an entire day
3k meal boys

Holy shitto men eat so much. I have around 1100kcal a day, I can't imagine eating double or triple that on a regular basis

Legend

>jog every day to lose weight
>go so far I'm now skinnier than most women
t. American