Is protein a meme? Look how fucking strong a chimp is eating mostly vegan crap

Is protein a meme? Look how fucking strong a chimp is eating mostly vegan crap.

>While the vast bulk of the chimpanzee’s diet is made up of plant foods including fruits, seeds, nuts, leaves and flowers, they will also eat insects and even larger animals that they have hunted and killed themselves.
>Vast bulk of the chimpanzee’s diet is made up of plant foods

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they also spend all day doing pull ups and chin ups

there is also protein in plants you knob
>inb4 bait

chimp muscles =/= human muscles

Visible muscle isn't particularly a sign of strength or muscle mass, it's more a sign of low % body fat.

Norwegian guy had a 25kg bag of protein powder in his basement. Rat had it as its main food source for a good while and this happened.

I want to lick his nuts, if you get what I mean

Different animals require different amino profiles to complete protein synthesis you stupid nigger.

they also have a lot of testosterone and different muscle fibres compared to humans

>and different muscle fibres compared to humans

You mean shorter?
How the hell are they any different.

Hey moran, if you paid attention in high school biology you'd know that some animals have denser muscle fibers. That gorilla probably has 30% more strength pound for pound than a human

I don't know what the point of this post is, perhaps it's bait, perhaps it's not. The general feel is that you're pro vegan/vegetarian. You've accidentally made a terrible argument for your self.

You're right about one thing, chimps are basically vegan. However their bodies process protein very differently to us, allowing them to get more out of plants than we ever could.

We however cannot get this big or well defined only eating vegetables. Yes I know there are vegan and vegetarian body builders but their diets cannot really be included in how "humans" deal with veganism. When talking about humans on a large scale and in terms of the evolutionary process it's not wise to place them in our current paradigm.

Could a man get big and ripped eating a vegan diet? Yes, but only with the variety of produce the modern world affords him. Our evolutionary process didn't start and end in the last 100 years. It has been millions of years in the making. In order for normal people to attain what this chimp has, they need protein and in the evolutionary process, it's predominantly only available in meat.

>Hey moran, if you paid attention in high school biology you'd know that some animals have denser muscle fibers. That gorilla probably has 30% more strength pound for pound than a human

For any given weight gorilla will have shorter limbs, way to prove my point.

They must deal with crazy muscle imbalances
>2:0 pull/push ratio
>making it

youtube.com/watch?v=OUPhRYi_caY

RE
TARD

you forgot to say no homo...

lol so alpha, and cute how it slaps the impala like a kitten

The diet a chimp eats contains protein that isn't metabolically available to humans because we can't digest it.

Also, even though most of what chimps eat is vegetable matter, they prioritise animal food sources when they can get them.

Finally, great apes other than humans that eat mostly vegetable based diets have to spend most of their waking lives foraging or hunting to get the calories they need.

Oh LOL this post is gold, gotta pasta this

That's incorrect

>those chimp delts
>natty

Is this what they teach in America? How strong animals are?

He forgot to train traps, though.

look at that thing's balls, they're like tennis balls
that's where the muscles are coming from
all that testosterone

holy shit

This thread again, fucking autists.
>pic related

Your pulling to pushing ratio should be 1.5:1 to 2:1.

How new are you?

They have a caecum, appendix, and a bigger colon/large intestine with bacteria to synthesize amino acids for them

"No".

You do realize that animals are jacked due to having a enormous testosterone production. They also have a different digestive system than us.

Enjoy your hunched shoulders and shoulder issues.

>You do realize that animals are jacked due to having a enormous testosterone production.

Any data?
Veterinary steroids are like 50 mg/ml usually.

It's just some articles that I've read. Talking about not just chimps, but gorillas, horses, lions, tigers, bears etc.

dude that is hardcore

nuts and seeds and insects are full of protein

mirin

That's not big for being a Norwegian rat. They're all like that.

underrated

>Differentiated colon (therefore digestive system) with bacteria that ferment cellulose

Therefore eating lettuce would yield different results

>Eat a toooooon of plant material

Even though the fermentation can take a while, there's so much going through that it makes up for it.

They still need protein, but they can get it from plants in ways that we can't.

riseofthevegan.com/blog/but-where-do-you-get-your-protein

Not as long as you it seems, which proves you must be at least 3rd generation inbred

Chimps and gorillas spend hours a day eating. Hours upon hours to eat the amount of food needed to stay that big. Also, the amount of meat humans ate while evolving provided the protein needed for the brain to evolve. Apes did not.

>implying the homo sapiens didnt evolve since starting living on the ground, where we barely need strong pulling/back muscles
(not that they are not important, but chest n shit proved much more effective in regards to using tools like spears)

Enjoy your small shoulders and small pecs

*chimp ups

put a chimp on a diet like ours and it'd be twice that size

>protein is a meme
>made up of plant foods including seeds, nuts ... they will also eat insects

Guess what, breh. Those are all protein rich.

>Look how fucking strong a chimp is eating mostly vegan crap
You are either vegan or not. Chimps eat insects and even hunt monekys for food. This would suggest they are not vegans. You are trolling or retarder, possibly both.

mirin' like always, lotus

Absolute bullshit.
I live in Norway and have removed some rats myself, that thing is the fattest rat I've ever seen. It's also 50 cm, under normal conditions they don't grow to more than 40 cm.

You aren't a fucking chimp. You do you not share the endocrine system of a chimp. Your brain consumes 33% of your calories on your fucking brain, the chimp spends far less on it's own brain to spend calories on muscle and they built differently.

youtube.com/watchv=w98mem4FVQ0

>Spends all day eating fucking plants
>can't even run 24 miles
>bald
>can't build a spaceship

Why would anyone want to be like OP?

>nuts big as tennis balls

>working your pulling muscles means fully neglecting your pushing muscles
I am talking about posture also
>implying that homo sapiens evolved to sit 8+ hours a day
our muscular system is degenerated by our lifestyle

now this actually sounds fucking reasonable

>you mean shorter
yes
>how the hell are they any different
they are shorter

>doing rows twice as often as bench
>being proportional
Pick one

AHHHHH I GET WHAT YOU MEAN *NUDGE NUDGE* AHHH PLAYER AHHHH

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Why did he have a 25kg bag of protein powder? He looks dyel as fuck. Unless he actually needed it as a genuine supplement because it was literally his only source of protein for some reason

Any source on the last one? I feel like many animals are chilling out a fucking lot.

>tfw the rats are back

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3102051/Plague-giant-rats-big-cats-terrorise-town-Residents-scared-leave-homes-open-windows-fears-vermin-attack-them.html

I'm guessing:
"Imma get super ripped this year", buys a metric tons of shit to make it 'easy' and then quits 2 weeks in.

Good one

fucking chimp has optimal femur length to squat
why even live?

We should al be mirin these fuckers, squatting 120x their bodyweight while only eating processed veggies.

>Residents in link capitalized

don't ants decimate any larger insects that are in their path?

Youre not a chimp so you wont grow like a chimp.

Also, im pretty sure its well established chimps kill and eat other animals. They also eat bugs like no other.

That isn't even gory.

Holy shit my sides

>Tennis ball nuts
>No access to internet porn

hmmm

>6 legs
>exosceleton
>has actual social ability

mirin

>all three ants have buttwink
3/10 see me after class