You come downstairs to this man making breakfast after a night with your mom. What do you do?

You come downstairs to this man making breakfast after a night with your mom. What do you do?

hes gay though

with your dad then

what dad

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make natty gains together with my new father

>my mom turmed scoobs straight

Yeah right. You fucked my dad, didnt you? Why is everyone in the downstairs lobby of my apartment anyway?

Trips of truth.

SCOOBS GET DOWN FROM THERE, THAT'S THE MILK PIPELINE FOR MY GOMAD DIET

REEEEEEEEE!!!

...

Kek

Ask for advice

slap him on the ass and ask him if he feels like warming down with a few skateboard squats

parents are both dead, ask scooby to adopt me and make me his natty successor.

Ask someone who met scooby anything
can provide proof

My mom is afraid of sex and Scooby is gay.
She is a personal trainer and a gym proprietor though, so I guess they were up all night discussing exercises?

TINY?

Hug him & whisper "thanks for coming back dad" in his ear

kek

prove it faggot

Inject him with steroids


Btw I wonder if scooby ever sees these funny threads about him and laughs

>we're his special friends
Of course he does.
Special is a very good word in this case.

He might be closer than you think ;)

scooby pls

>tfw will never have a gay threesome with scoobs and his husbando

He created this thread

Hope he is has just as much a pleasant voice as he does in his videos or else i smash his head in with a fire poker for digging his hands in my corn flakes

>mfw my mom is a fat hunchbacked old lady

Gooby why

>High five my mom for scoring with scooby
>start feeling guilty bc I just high fived my mom for sleeping with a married man

Congratulate Scoobs on overcoming his mental illness and putting a degenerate way of life behind him.

Then we lift.

Ask if they used the skateboard

Lel, my mom couldn't pull scoobs... Or anyone...

H-hey scoobs, I-I mean dad...

lol

y-you too

This

Ask him if he did her natty