What happens when you get 1000 likes on facebook?

What happens when you get 1000 likes on facebook?

It's the female equivalent of hitting 2/3/4/5

Your gook eyes finally open

1000 people like you

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Wh-wh-what's a 2345?

2plate OHP
3plate bench
4plate squat
5plate diddy

Social media make 4/10s think they're 8s

If I wanted to tip the receptionist I'd ask you for your 1 rep pushups.

zuckerberg comes and tickles your anus

So just to be clear 1 plate is 25kg, and 3plate then is 25*6kg = 150kg because obviously you put three of them on each side of your barbell?

To me 150kg bench seems much easier than 100kg OHP

It is, the lifts aren't linear like that.

1pl8 = 20kg

You forgot the bar

1plate = 20kg on each side + the bar. So lmao1plate is 60kg, 2plate is 100kg, 3plate is 140kg and so on.

you remember that episode of south park where stan and kyle played guitar hero and got 1,000,000 points and were greeted with a message that said "congratulations, you are fags"?

basically that, except the message is "congratulations, you have no life".

>counting the bar

It's the opposite, m8. Females measure their self worth in Facebook likes.

Thanks mates. Now that I know the lingo I can truly fit in when bragging.

The lmao suffix indicates that the weight is far below one's actual capability I take it?

Hearty kek

No. It's self deprecating your absolute max rep. Originated from guys making fun of others just starting out and belittling lesser achievements.

I see. Makes a lot more sense considering this board