ITT: Summarize a historical figure using "MUH"

ITT: Summarize a historical figure using "MUH"

I'll start:
>MUH THESES

>MUH WINGED HUSSARS

>MUH PHALANX

>MUH LEGIONS

>MUH PLACE IN THE SUN

Quinctilius Varus, give me back muh legions!

>Muh Rothschilds!

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>historical figures

MUH TWINS

>bogs are older than dirt
>not historical
pick one, pleb

>MUH ROMAN LEGACY

>MUH GERMANIC RACE

>MUH DAD

>muhammad

>MUH CANTILISM

He did use hussars since they were around but Sobieski's thing was more MUH DRAGOONS

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>MUH EBUL JUDEN

Jesus, how fucking retarded you had to be to put a fucking chicken farmer as protégé of your ideology???

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MUH PARLIAMENT

>Not posting a Turk
one job, user.

>MUH REFORMS

>Muh Sacrifices
(Don't have a pic of the big Monty and don't feel like getting one, so what big whup want to fight about'it?)

>a fucking nipple

>I'm gonna be punished for a nip slip
It was an accident I swear.

>muh lady

>nipple

MODS

>Muh shapeshifting inter-deminsional space pedophile vamps

>Muh Anna

25 year rule, user

>muh wall

>MUH ONE COUNTRY

>MUH BEACHES

>MUH INTERNATIONALISM

>Muh Mongol empire