ITT: Describe yourself from the viewpoint of another person at your gym

Who is this semen demon!? I swear she was my waifu at one point!

Who cares? What is it with talking to people in the gym? I'm in the military, I know half the guys in the gym cause we work together and go drinking together, sure I'll chat with them a couple minutes. Are fucking people like talking to people they don't know in the gym or what? Its not a fucking bar or coffee shop or whatever. I'm pretty fucking normie I think and I don't fucking get this.

>that tall Muslim looking guy
>always has a towel and a notebook
>the only person who has a towel and notebook
>the only guy who doesn't do dumbbell/barbell bicep curls

>that pajeet who's been benching 50kg for the past 6 months.

>that guy who lost a shit ton of weight
>that guy who's lifts are crap
>that guy who still tries
>that guy who's gonna make it

>that guy thats been coming in for more then a year but looks exactly like the first day he came in
>that guy who always wears the same dawn of the dead tee

It really depends how bigger you are, the gym is full of the most insecure people you'll ever whatever you say and no matter how they act.

You're bigger than them? Nope, you're smaller, weaker or your form is shit
You're smaller than them? all of the above also

>that guy who always asks to work in and is willing to spot, but otherwise never talks to anyone and regularly takes 5 minute breaks in between sets, and never takes his hoodie off

no. they are calling me that because I do powerlifting routines. I am about 15% bf. but I am without a doubt the biggest and strongest in my gym.

>that guy who wants to use the squat rack you're using but is afraid of asking

you're gonna make it

>that guy who is always here when I am here no matter the time of day
>"I think he comes to the gym 3 times per day or works out 12 hours at a time"
>why does he always make eye contact and nod at me but never introduces himself
>god damn how is his chest so spectacular

>that dude that only benches 135
>that dude that does cardio every day
>that dude that is cute as fuck

>that predatory swole guy that's always checking my ass and follow me into the showers

>that guy who told me to put my weights back at 9pm on a saturday
>throw metal water bottle at his head, miss and hit a mirror
>mfw he was the one that got kicked out and lost membership
>mfw i stayed because im the gym drug dealer

>the big dude who always says hello but never really says anything else
>he's always squatting and deadlifting
>I've talked to him before
>awkward but he seems nice
>lost a bunch of weight while here
>lifts really big
>lifts by himself
>I bet he's swimming in poon though. I'm sure of it...

I'm not. The people at my gym are pretty positive.

>oh great its that guy who asked me for steroids
sorry cunt doesn't mean you have to look down on me

>that guy who's never here

>That guy who is jacked and has been here from the start, but still doesnt talk to anyone

>that guy playing airdrums in between sets
>that guy staring deeply into his own eyes in the mirror for 3 minutes straight in between sets
>that guy wearing a belt for squating lmfao2pl8

>That guy who OHPs in the Squat Rack
>That guy who sweats like the ocean
>That guy who goes to toilet atleast 4 Times during his Workout
>That guy who makes the PT wait because He is the last one to leave the gym
>That guy who rows 100kg for reps but cant bench 70kg for shit

>that fat fuck that squats every workout
>that beef lord that takes ages to do his shitty 2 plate deadlift set
>that sad cunt that literally speaks to noone but his mum to get a lift home when she's finished doing cardio

>that small strong guy that looks like shit
>that guy that openly hates niggers and gets into arguments

4chin has ruined me

>that guy who never progress and its getting fatter and fatter

apparantly everyone in this ITT thread would be described as a giant vagina who likes to talk about himself like a woman

>that manlet who furiously paces back and forth after every set

>this much euphoria

>that creepy skinny guy

>that guy who wears basketball shorts
> that guy who drinks water between seys
> that guy whobyawns between sets

>that slowly shrinking fat guy who only does compounds. He's too fat to ever make it, but he has juicy calves... no homo

Someone fucking answer me this is driving me insane!!! She's a YouTube chick right? A gamer? Wtf!?

>that weird manlet that never talks to anyone and has resting bitch face syndrome
>that short kid that outlifts most of the grown men in the gym
>that dude that has only been seen doing squats, deadlifts, bench, pendlay rows and OHP

Her name is Felicity Few. She has a few good Let's Plays

>that asian fuck who stares at my tits too much
>that asian fuck who i've literally seen everyday for the past month
>that asian fuck who deadlifts with proper form
>that asian fuck with a different tank each day
>that asian fuck who didn't know how to row

Nice...but no seriously. OP, who is she?

>That guy who gyms five days a week
>That guy who wears a Macho Man Randy Savage shirt while lifting baby weight
>That guy who is blatently staring at women's asses
>That guy who deep squats when literally everyone else squats parallel
>That guy who ignored me when I suggested he use the Smith machine
>That guy who talks too long to the fat garage attendant and holds up the line

>that gay manlet who keeps flexing his quads and butt in the mirror
>that gay manlet who lip syncs to Rihanna and Madonna between sets
>that gay manlet that keeps staring at me

>That guy who always stares himself out in the mirror as he does squats
>That guy who drinks about 3L of water throughout his session
>That guy who wears a HRM for his whole workout (fuck you I like keeping track of stats like that)
>That guy who's form is inversely proportional to the amount of sets he does

A gorgeous pale man with a glorius man bun, sexy 16 inch arms and abarrel chest that makes girls slip and slide off their seats. His booty is too joocey to merely look at, one must grope it once it has been seen. He has lips designed to kiss, suck dicks, and eat that hot pussy. He can lift any girl above his head (except hilda, she's 300lbs). He could literally fuck any dark girl in the gym, but chooses not to shit where he eats. We all love him.

>that guy who does brosplit
>that guy that lost a ton of weight
>that guy who tries to hide how he checks out every girls ass
>that guy who makes weird faces after seeing people with retarded form
>that guy who stares into his own eyes in the mirror between sets
>that autist who is kinda handsome but could never tell if a girl is into him

>That guy who always fails his last bench rep and has his gymbuddy bail him out

Young dude, pretty attractive but always looks mad and walks around real tough. Puts up a good amount of weight but never adds anything to it

OP here. She's a random girl from a Finnish girls football (soccer) team. She frequently gets posted on /int/ I don't have the sauce pic, I just screencapped this off of it. Go ask /int/, someone is bound to have the picture.

>that guy who squats all the time
>that guy who wears tights to the gym
>that hot guy who hates everyone/looks angry all the time
>that guy with the super hot gf
Literally what I've heard other gym members call me behind my back, apparently I have a resting bitch face

>that teen with the nice butt
>that guy who only wears black

>that giant mother fucker who looks like he escaped from a mental institution who never speaks, never smiles and sweats way too much but at least cleans the fuck out of every piece of equipment he uses and puts away weights people abandoned.

>That skinny ginger who's been coming here for years, yet still looks exactly the same
>That skinny ginger who can do sets of five chin-ups with more than lmao1plate on him, through some voodoo magic

>mfw hilda

that fat guy who lost weight because he lives at the gym
that guy that never smiles, unless he tells vulgar jokes so everyone can hear

>that guy who looks the same as when he started lifting 3 years ago, but all lifts tripled

>the squatman who squats too much

> tallish guy who carries around a 1 inch binder and stretch band
> constantly referring to and making notes
> always doing strange mobility exercises

>That fat fucker in a polo shirt
>doing like 3 or 4 excerises a workout
>they are all barbell excercises
>can't do one unassisted pullup
>goes out of breath doing lmao2plaet squats.
>sips water from the fountain between sets

Goddamn, I never realized...

> that guy who never takes his hat off, even in his gym membership card photo.
> that guy who has only removed his hat when the police forced him too for his mugshot after he was arrested for drink driving
> that guy whos still gonna make it

Thanks, I found the full pic.

Such a cutie. Seeing makes me wanna tren hard.

>that guy that stares at girls too long
>that guy that only does HIIT when the gym is packed with cuties
>that guy that takes creepshots and thinks he's lowkey about it

>that angry guy with the beard who deadlifts in socks and wears Sesame Street shirts

post pics b4 and after

>that fucking ripped guy that I wanna bang

>that guy who...who is that guy? Is he new or something? What!? He's been here months!? No way! HAHAHA!

>king of the lanklets

6'5 and almost no muscle

That awkward creepy faggot

You sound like you're on the spectrum

strawpoll.me/10099819

"I haven't seen F in the gym for weeks"
"Yeah. He and user bought some lifting equipment and works out at home"
"Yeah?"
"Jep. I swear they never leave the house"
"So.. They just stay at home and 'work out' together?"
"Yeah"
"Fucking faggots"
"I know. Lol."

>that guy who parks alone in the back of the parking lot
>that guy who never talks to anybody ever
>the hairy manlet
>that guy who awkwardly gets in people's way near the locker rooms

>The trex who squats everyday

t-thanks rip

>that guy that lifts weights, feeds me and takes me on walks outside so I can shit, piss and sniff butts.

Home gym master race reporting in, only have my dog to keep me company.

>squatting that low can't be safe for his knees
>he has to be gay, he squats every time he comes here, must be trying to get that ass
>also always asks only other males to record his lifts to "check his own form" later and always asks them for a spot when benching
>yeah sure
>nonchalantly undresses in the locker rooms in front of everyone else instead of inside the showers
>yep definitely gay
>I swear I come here 6 days a week and I see him at the same hours 3 days a week doing the same excercises. Why does he keep doing that routine he doesn't even look like he lifts
>how the fuck did he just squat 3 pl8 he doesn't even look like he lifts
>why the fuck is he jumping in place like a spastic before that obnoxiously loud excercise
>why is he even doing it, is he trying to break his back or the floor?
>he was angrily staring at me when I was doing squats on my leg day, what a creep
>he's really creepy he never talks to anyone and always checks his phone in between sets
>he takes like 5-10 minute breaks between sets, what a lazy fuck, why is he even here?

Forgot to add
>he's so disgusting
>always grunts when squatting
>he puts a dumbell between his legs when doing chinups lol why not just do more reps what a retard
>also no way I'm touching that dumbbell ever again

>that guy who never use the towel
>that guy who never say hi first
>that guy who drinks every 5 minutes
>that guy who never work out for more than an hour

>that sexy ho with the big booty who can squat more than me

No. They just call you a cumdumpster.

Please be in Thessaloniki

>that guy who wears tights or that weird singlet thing whenever he trains
>that guy who never trains biceps and always does those Olympic lifts
>that guy who actually has shoes specifically for the gym
>that guy who weighs more than he reasonably should given his lack of chest
>that guy who front squats my max deadlift (kek)

>meditates in between sets

Jesus fucking christ dude

>that guy who does 2 deadliest reps and takes pics of himself, uploads them to normiebook, saying gym 4 lyfe
Fucking hate those faggots

>that dude with the beard, sweatpants, t-shirt and headphones who looks like he started lifting last week
>that dude who does 3 exercises and then leaves
>that dude who has perfect form on his first couple of sets and barely is able to lift the weight on his last set
>that dude who sometimes rests fucking 5 minutes between sets and takes up the squat-rack for half and hour to do OHP and Deadlifts
>that dude who does 2reps of baby weight squats in his OHP rests, then shakes his head and does hip streches
>that dude who puts 1pl8 on the bench press and barely manages 5 reps
>that dude who drinks between every fucking set, sometimes even MULTIPLE times
>that dude who stealth checks out every chick who squats but drops his spaghetti every time someone talks to him
>that dude who only pulls out his headphones only to ask you how many sets you got left

Started started 5x5 SL mid-march this year and injured my hip flexor a couple of weeks ago. Shit sucks. I'm doing a program where squats are the most important part and I can't even do them.

>that autistic guy who stays on the squat rack for 2 hours (doing U/L split)
>that guy who grunts and is out of breath at his last sets
>that guy who keeps hogging all the weights
>that guy who wears old shirts with weird heeled shoes
>the guy who has a notebook and checks it after each workout

I really wish I went to a 24/7 gym lads

i actually met a girl at a party who goes to the same gym as me, she came up to me like "hey, i always see you at the gym! you go so hard, i'm always like 'wow'"!
that made me so happy. i dont think i go very hard though hahah i think she's just someone who does light stuff on the mats and machines
still really lovely to hear

Read the sticky and improve your nutrition. Don't forget to sleep 8-9 hours every night.

lol

>that autistic guy who speaks like a smartass and only ever does legs
>that guy who works out for 5 hours and forgets his towel

>that guy that comes in way too often
>that guy that wears barefoot running shoes

I do PPL.

>that guy that never makes eye contact, and always lifts alone

A-are you me?

>bywans

pics or gtfo

She looks like Jodie Foster.

I think I might try assassinating a prominent Finnish politician to impress her.

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>that guy who looks like he should be stronger than he is but is significantly weaker than almost everyone in the gym and has been stalling for ages on every lift

> lmao that girl will never get above 1pl8 squat if she keeps getting skinnier
> doesn't she know you gotta eat big to get big

>that face full of acne
>all bodyfat in face
>wears proper lifting clothes with lifting shoes but doesnt lift
>goes to gym 1-4 times a week unconsistently

how am i ever gonna get motivated :(