Tfw 22 and still have never had a girlfriend or been on a date

same, but I'm 28 and I'm a kissless virgin at that

This guy's nailed it.

28 and still KV

No amount of self improvement over the last decade has helped because I literally don't feel comfortable going out and socialising, it's something I've always been terrified of doing and it's just snowballed into a huge issue where now I'm just too far behind socially to make a come back.

Women see me as broken and I don't blame them, if I saw a woman in my situation of think exactly the same way about them.

How can you ever love yourself if you hate yourself for something you just can't fix? Nothing can give me 20 years of socialising experience, nothing, the broken soul/mind cannot be hidden behind something like PUA or any of that cringey shit.

There are innocent girls out there, but they're ugly.

Just like you.

Except you think you're hot shit and deserve a skinny hot girl despite having no good qualities

How do I know this? Same boat my friend

age is a number

who cares, it isnt a race. if you want to fuck 21 year olds when you are 35, you can

...

Not op but I'm not ugly and Ive thousands of guys with gf I would consider attractive and those guys have all mostly been much less looking than me, a lot more social/outgoing though.

Think of it like this dude.

Write down your interests and activitys.
Would you want to hangout with someone like that?

If you would hangout with someone like that then your on the right track

Top kek, literally everyone thinks they're "attractive enough"

>>Write down your interests and activitys.
>Would you want to hangout with someone like that?
the problem is that the kind of people i want to hang out with are those normies with a social circle and who do social things

i have no friends, so i don't have those interest/activities

i wouldn't mind having friends to drink with, party with, travel, play boardgames with, do new things with, etc.

NICE FITNESS POST YOU WORM

Iktf bro. To be honest at this point I'm just outlifting the feels. I got tinder back after like a year, actually matched with some really fit girls but none of them message back so what's the point?

These feels are deathly brehs

don't worry, I'm 25 and it get much worse

Just user Tinder faggot.
I was basically a virgin until a few months ago and now I have to reject bishes because I got no time to fuck them all.
And no they weren't fatties, in fact most were too thin for my taste.

Who needs a GF if you can get swole as shit everyday ?
Trust me dude, you want a girl because you think it will solve your situation, but the thing is, if you are in a crappy situation, bringing a girl into it only makes it worse

Veeky Forums, should I continue my story from yesterday? Much has developed since the 9-part story.

> no homo

>just use tinder

>just use the app with the most egotistical shallow whores

yeah that will be great for his ego

>quit lifting
>quit drawing
>dont feel like playing games
>just laugh at frogs on Veeky Forums waiting to die
>22 years old of existence, none lived

You can't leave us hanging like that, bro.

Stop using your past as an excuse. Your past literally does not fucking matter. You are right here, right now.

You are only 28. That means if you live to 60 (only 60) you're not even halfway. You have a huge amount of time to fix this, more time left than you've even had alive so far.

Right now, you used your time to post self-pity bullshit on a Veeky Forums fitness board. Is that going to help you? Fuck no.

You don't have to do anything, you're going to die and not remember a thing. Regrets are impossible. So stop wallowing in emotional filth NOW. Don't even worry about the later. Just RIGHT NOW stop with the self-pity.

Idk man I can't seem to get girls with that app oh well

>tfw this is literally me
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
ARE YOU MY LONG LOST BROTHER?

yes

>tfw you will never know what it feels like to be the first guy a girl ever falls in love with
Literally who cares? It's still shit because it ends.

Okay, I'll continue. Here's 09/09 to recap:

10/?

> [awkward pause]
> I look at the floor, still stood up
> he's sat on my bed
> can feel my face burning
> "Errr-
> "Y-Y-You're t-the c-cute one" he stutters
> my face is on fire
> what_do_i_do_now.jpg
> sit on floor
> stare at floor
> don't know what's happening
> have I gone full autism mode? What is this?
> "A-Are you okay?" he says
> "Y-Yes..."
> I stand up, towering over him as he sits on the bed and looks up at me
> my big frame overshadows his smaller frame
> he's noticeably shy all of a sudden yet maintains a sense of confidence
> I sit in front of him and smile at him
> "...Kohai, d-do...do y-you like me?" he stutters
> face is red again
> the burn is intense
> "I-I don't know"
> fuck you Veeky Forums
> see his head turn down
> see his visible disappointment and sadness
> I feel so bad, fucking hell
> "I-I mean, I-I...I-I think you're damn a-adorable" I stutter back
> "...I-I j-just never had f-feelings for a guy before"
> n-no homo
> "S-So you do l-like me..?" he half whispers, almost scared
> I nod
> I turn around, hiding my redness
> [awkward pause]
> slowly feel movement on my back
> his legs are at either side of mine
> he gently wraps my arms round my chest, struggling to reach entirely around due to the contrast in size
> feel him nuzzle his nose against the back of my neck
> why_does_this_feel_so_good.jpg
> his warm embrace
> I am so cosy and content right now
> his head rests against my back
> smiling to myself as I look down, still red
> mellow music from the game playing
> take hold of his hand and remove it from my side as I reposition myself to lay down on my side, on my pillow
> he looks down at me
> a little red from how much he appears to have enjoyed holding me
> pull him in to spoon me
> he wraps his left arm round my side
> nuzzles his nose against the back of my neck again
> let out some sort of half moan, half whimper, a bit like a cat purring
> embarrassed
> he chuckles

Im 26

Id probably say im a 5/10. Nothing special, nothing trainwreckable.

Ive accepted that the 7+/10 grills wont look at me twice on my looks alone. I balance it with having a career, having a luxury car, be able to cook/clean/sew etc etc, getting in shape, having disposable income.

Atleast i can balance the scales, and im 6ft 1 so i have it on easy mode.

Shit fanfic senpai.

This tbqh
The one with gymbro and the shower was better and went straight to the point.

PLS HURRY I WANT TO CUM I HAVE TO GO EAT SOON

>no homo

>you will never a perverted red dragon emperor with a heart of gold.
>a voluptuous red-head and sister to satan will never yell that she wants to fight by your side.
>lucifer will never have beer with your dad

You're just going to have to either kill yourself or wait for human technology to warp reality itself on the quantum level.

Ayyooooooooo

>gotta do all that just for some random bitches pussy

life as a man isnt easy

I know this feel, I'm buff, still no women gains.

>I balance it with having a career, having a luxury car, be able to cook/clean/sew etc etc, getting in shape, having disposable income.
I wonder how much autism you must have to still not have a gf/wife with all those things.

....and?

Maybe you think it's shit because it's real.

user, pls.

Welcome back.

I'll continue from where I left off with him chuckling at my weird noise. 10/?

> "What?" I ask him
> "That was cute"
> "What do you mean?" I quizz him
> "The noise you make when I hold you, the kind of purr - a bit like a cat. I think it's really cute" he tells me
> "I-I'm not cute"
> "You're damn adorable" he says, with an obvious smile on his face
> "N-No I'm not, s-shut up" I tell him
> Veeky Forums tells me men aren't cute
> I'm 6'5"
> this is just bromance, right?
> awkward silence
> realise telling him to shut up was rude
> "S-Sorry"
> "It's okay"
> his arm round my waist loosens, like he's lost interest
> fml.png
> "I-I'm j-just not used to being complimented, that's all"
> blatant lie because I used to slay pussy in clubs every week with my mates
> he stays quiet
> "W-Well, maybe from girls, but that's it"
> he's still quiet
> shitshitshit.jpg
> how do I recover from this?
> think of what Veeky Forums would do

then take 3 steps forward. always a way

You guessed it user, full autismo

>20, never had gf
>managed to fuck up good gigs with grills cause of shit personality/austism
>enlisting in the military next year

welp any and all hope of snatching a qt is looking slim. Looking forward to jacking off in 120 degree porta-pottys
:^ )

>used to be fat

>get fit

>could prob get girls but still dont see myself as good enough

confidence is a motherfucker, I like how I look but im not sure if others see it too

Prepare your anus mi amigo.

It's you're fault for not putting yourself out there. If you want to change your life then change it. But don't come here with your r9k sad bullshit FAGGOT.

Also, did you read the first nine parts in the other thread?

11/?

> take hold of his hand
> turn myself round to face him
> he backs away a little, realising how big my frame is compared to his
> mattress shakes as I turn
> kind of awkwardly laid on our sides, facing each other
> thought this would help me think of something to say
> nothing_comes_to_mind.jpg
> fuck up my shit famalam
> eye contact established
> he loses it quickly
> feel like my alpha presence is intimidating him
> fuck sake Veeky Forums, you told me this would attract people, not scare them
> put my hand to his cheek
> rest his cheek in the palm of my hand as I gently rub my thumb back and forth on his cheek
> he starts breathing heavily
> blushes
> he's too shy to do anything
> I can do anything I want right now
> "You're the one who is so damn adorable Senpai, I hope you realise that"
> feel a rush of air escape his nose onto my hand from sudden bodily response as he blushes more
> his face turns visibly red
> move my hand to the back of his head
> run my fingers through his hair
> realise how much bigger I am than him in seeing my hands move over across his head
> gently pull his head towards my head with my hand guiding him
> he kind of rubs his head up on down on my chest (still clothed btw)
> turn onto my back, so he's laid under my armpit, with my arm wrapped round him
> bring other hand to his head and massage his scalp
> feel his body totally relax on mine
> w-why does this feel so natural?
> tfw done this with girls
> tfw they don't even compare to this
> can't tell if I feel ashamed for liking this more
> damn it Veeky Forums

your*

i'd say it's a good thing, but i don't regret learning the things that i did.

dating in this age is a scam. a lot of girls play games because that's what they can do now. back in the day girls couldn't meet 500 other dudes in a week on tinder and they had to stay loyal, but now they can chase guys around like crazy and have a fallback plan until they find someone that excites them more.

the lessons and how it shapes your life is the most important thing though. put yourself out there and go through the heartbreak before it's too late. you can change your life whenever you want, even this very second of reading this.

i hate women so much i dont believe they deserve the effort of resting my eye on their figure for a moment

Im lubed up, fampai

I must not feel
Feel is the gains-killer
Feel is the little death that precedes total oblivion

Waaah waaah waaah. Why isn't everything handed to me waaaah. Why do I have to actually learn basic human interaction and Iearn how to acquire admiration from others. Waaah

Finish the story nigga

12/?

> realise again the contrast in our size
> feel like he's a manlet
> he's probably 6'0"
> t-thanks Veeky Forums
> can tell he's almost falling asleep on my chest
> don't know what to do
> I'm not even tired
> "Senpai, don't fall asleep"
> "I'm so comfy right now" he says
> he wraps his arms round me
> realise how broad my chest is
> notice his head moving up and down every time I breath
> playfully ruffle his hair
> he chuckles
> "Come on Senpai, want to play some more games?"
> "Sure" he confirms
> I sit up, and he remains on me
> his hand now resting at my hips
> he looks up
> I look down
> he stretches an arm out
> strokes my face gently
> his hands are so soft
> he smiles when his hand touches me
> he sways his hand through my facial hair
> feelsgood.jpg
> he sits up
> swiftly rearranges him
> wraps his arms and legs round me from behind
> laugh at how cute he is
> "C-Come on, I want to kick your ass again"
> he laughs "okay"
> pick up controllers and resume playing
> casual conversation for a bit

Fast forward:

> glance at him whilst he's fixated on the game
> he's not even feminine
> didn't think I had a thing for traps anyway
> he's a masc bro, just a skelly
> not auschwitz skelly, but thin
> smile to myself
> don't know what's happening
> having a good time, who cares
> "Hey bro, I'm going to take a shower before I head to bed, do you want to keep playing?" I tell him
> "Oh, I better head home then if you're going to bed. It's getting dark anyway and I did say I didn't want to inconvenience you, or invade your space or whatever" he replies
> "I don't mind, I won't be long away, you can just keep playing"
> "It's getting dark though, I should go home. It looks like it's going to rain even more anyway"
> feel like he really wants to leave
> a little disheartened
> I don't want him to go
> is it selfish of me to want him to stay?
> "I'll be ten minutes most. I promise I won't be long, okay?" I tell him
> he hesitates
> realise he's undecided

>every year try my hand with women and relationships, think things will have improved
>every year, I am forced to remember that I have no real personality or heartfelt thoughts anymore
>just the fake smile and manufactured conversations I use to get through the day
>in reality I really just want to die in some painless manner not by my own hand
>inevitably things go south when I can't genuinely connect with her
>it's probably going to happen soon again with my current girlfriend
>already think she is getting distant
>I can totally tell
>mentally preparing myself for the annual round of depressed introspection

I think she was really hoping that getting high with me would help me open up to her. Instead I just took a four hour nap almost immediately after I started feeling it. Now I've been worrying and stressed all weekend about everything in my life.

Suck it up and better yourself.

This desu

Just focus on improving yourself. Easier said than done, especially with the loneliness, but it's what ya gotta do

FUCKING

BR00TAL COMEBACK M8 XD

>tfw you say goodbye to your long distance SO at the airport

It never gets easier brehs. But i am pathetic romantic and we will be together one day.

This. If you're miserable alone and bring a girl into the mix, you'll be miserable, and anxious.

How many women have you actually asked out in the past 6 months OP?

no one cares faggot

0.

Hold your horses user, I've got quite a bit to go. Enjoy it for it is, or screencap it at your own pleasure. The other thread was archived, so that'll probably disappear forever sooner than later.

13/?

> "Pause the game"
> "What?" he says
> "Pause the game" I repeat
> he pauses the game
> I lift him up from the floor
> he's light
> he seems a little embarrassed
> I wrap my arms round him
> guide his head to my chest
> he wraps his arms round me too
> my chin almost sits on his head
> he smells good
> silently holding each other
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> "Please stay" I tell him
> "Okay" he responds
> I hug him a little more out of excitement
> he kind of squeals
> crack some sort of bone (not break)
> "S-Sorry"
> "I-It's okay" he laughs
> "I'll be ten minutes!"
> rush into en-suite shower room
> close door
> hear game music resume
> get undressed
> turn shower on
> start showering
> washing myself
> thinking about him
> why do I like him so much?
> all he did was sit under a tree and read
> does he actually like me?
> what if he's just being polite?
> am I bisexual? Am I gay? Is this because I spend too much time shitposting on Veeky Forums?
> part of me feels bad because this isn't normal
> but part of me feels compelled to want to make him happy
> tell myself it's too early to like someone this much
> apply shampoo to hair
> not sure what to do
> it's getting pretty late
> do I send him home?
> do I let him use a sleeping bag and stay on the floor?
> do I let him sleep on a couch in the communal kitchen?
> ...do I share my bed with him?
> stop thinking and focus on washing my hair and beard
> sit on the floor in the shower and think about what to do

THIS IS ME AS WELL COMRADES WE WILL BE SAD TOGETHER

That's like not lifting and complaining of no gains. You have to put in an effort for a result.
Just ask them, honestly what's the worst thing that can happen? They say no?

Yep, pretty much. Rejection hurts like fuck.

Hey man. Itll all be good, dont worry. Youll find someone. I kno the feeling ur feeling but i always seem to feel the most hopeless before something big happens. Dont rush it bc then youll regret it. I kno i sound like a fucktard being this nice but i hope u feel better soon man. Sending good vibes ur way

tell me that i never knew my father, my mother and grandmother treat others well but treat me like shit for some reason and i swapped school/country when i was 9, going to a place where everyone already knew each other from birth

never picked in sports
never picked for school projects
never picked for personal ideas or anything that made me feel valuable or unique
only place i was ever ''wanted'' was in my dead end job since i had no experience and no one else would put with boss's shit

my life is rejection incarnate. i kind of have my reasons to not want to expose myself to more of that

no, the worst thing that can happen is that they never say yes

you try again

and again

and again

but no matter what, it's always no. Each time hurting worse than the last, until you're convinced that there's just no loving someone like you. That you don't have anything to another person, that trying to make a true connection with someone you care about will only result in pain.

That's the worst thing that can happen

user, pls. There was interest in the last thread and this thread.

14/?

> decide I'll ask him to stay
> not sure how
> anxious
> get out shower and get dried
> realise I need clean underwear
> don't want to go out in my towel
> open the door ajar
> "Er...can you do me a favour and grab me some underwear from my drawer?"
> "Er, yeah, sure. Which drawer?"
> point, he opens it up, grabs a pair
> "Are these okay?"
> throws them at me, thank him, close door
> put them on and realise I need a clean t-shirt too
> put dirty one on
> go out in boxer briefs and t-shirt, get another t-shirt, turn back to him, and change t-shirts
> "Erm...i-if you're going to bed, I should probably go" he says
> facing my drawers, back to him still, lift hand and place it on the drawer
> notice my hand tremble a little from anxiety and fear of rejection
> "P-Please s-stay"
> ohshit.jpg
> [turbo autism activated]
> "I-I mean, w-would y-you like to s-stay the n-night with m-me?"
> awkward silence
> "But I don't have any clean clothes with me user" he says
> "I-It's okay, I have a spare toothbrush and you can borrow some boxers and a t-shirt if you like"
> "...O-Okay" he says, looking a little red
> hold my hand out
> nod my head, indicating for him to take hold
> "Ready?"
> "W-Wha-
> lift him up
> almost feel his arm snap, but he doesn't seem hurt
> "Y-You need to be a little more soft, I-I'm n-not s-strong like y-you" he says
> laugh at him
> think about him being a gains goblin
> thanks Veeky Forums
> "Okay, let's get you changed"
> find underwear and t-shirt, give them to him, he gets changed in the shower room
> I sit on my bed after turning the console off and he comes out
> see him, feel my junk throb a bit
> what.jpg
> try not to glance down to be obvious, but don't want visible boner
> lift my leg to do American leg cross but looks autistic as fuck
> he gives me a weird look like wtf
> pretend nothing is wrong
> he sits beside me

I'm so anxious for you right now holy shit

I still don't know what to call this story.

I'm still reading in the hope that eventually there's gonna be some gay sex, but hope is dwindling user. Hope is dwindling,

>HURRRR WHUDS DUH POIND?
>MY PEE PEE NOT IN WHOLE HUUUUUUNNNN
>I WAN GIRLFRUND HHUUUUUUUUURRHHHHH
>ME WANNA GEE EFF HUUUUUUUUNNNHHHG

this is why you fail you autist, if you didn't spend all day shitposting on Veeky Forums you'd have hobbies and activities and wouldn't care so much, they can smell your desperation faggot

>what I think will happen at my first encounter with another man

...

how do people even ask random girls out

this only works if you are already a 9/10 or rich

JUST B YOURSELF xDDD

If you actually think that's what he's saying you need to go back to r9k, stop trolling for pussy all the time like such a thirsty faggot and whining about not getting your dick wet and it'll happen in time.

Stop samefagging to further you agenda, cuck.

autistic retard

say that to my face u fucking faggot. I bet you wouldn't you piece of shit because im not samefagging.

no

myself wasnt good enough when I was fat

clearly looks matter above all else: still, unless you know you are hot shit, you are going to get rejected for sure

As a 26 year old antisocialite myself I can confirm

Crying myself to sleep for 2 years straight bby

That's life. Life sucks. But sitting around bemoaning your position and doing Zero do change it is a cowards approach.
It's no better than a fatty complaining how big and unfit they are but never having the courage to take the pain on and hit the weights and lose that shit.

Tldr: can't help those who won't help themselves, thread is cancer.

you're*

Pathetic samefag cuck.

>if you don't focus solely on fucking a woman you're somehow trying to be better than people

KEEP GOING PLEASE IM DYING THIS IS ADORABLE

MUH KEK MEME YOU'RE A KEK GO KEK YOURSELF YOU KEKTARD KEK KEK KEK I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP USING THIS BUZZWORD I LOVE KEKS KEK ME

Are you okay dude?

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