ITT: we fix the Versailles treaty so WW2 doesnt happen

Why would Netherlands get any clay?
they were neutral

Divide Germany into at least 5 states with hard demilitarization limits placed on them

They were invaded by Germany in WW2

All the more reason for them to have it

>all these meme answers
Leave Germany with all its territories except the colonies, make them disband their army and install a democratic government.

Also balkanize Austria-Hungary

That's exactly what happened

No, they divided Germany and imposed extremely harsh reparations just to humiliate it. Remember that Hitler rose to power just because the germans became poor as shit because of the debts they had.

mandatory extermination of all krauts.

>No, they divided Germany
Rightfuly so, Germans had no right to Greater Poland.
> imposed extremely harsh reparations just to humiliate it.
Overused meme.

Ezpz

Didn't they let most of the territory Germany lost vote to if they wanted to stay with Germany or not?

>citing a buzzfeed-tier listicle

This is why you should go to school

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Not an argument.
Yes and they would lose even more if they didn't cheat during the said votings by brining people born in thsi region from all over the fucking germany just to rig the votes in favour of Germany.

Denmark was neutral and got clay in the real thing

>they divided Germany

They barely did anything, they should have smashed it apart.

No reparations and Germany gets to keep its copyrights.
No occupation of German land
Keep everything else

They should have divided the country, including austria, by north and south. Having france annex the south and the UK annex the north. Or maybe a protestant catholic divide would have made more sense. Anyways if the france and the uk were more greedy its possible they could have created a rivialry between the dived country, but obviously no one was in the position to occupy the territory

Antebellum is a strategic victory for Germany.

No one but the most delusional Germans would have ever thought that it would work.

Sudetenland goes to Austria and no Polish Corridor. There are reparations but they have to be more sensible/flexible. France doesn't occupy the Ruhr.

Moderates might still lose power in Germany, but no nutjob like Hitler becomes Reichskanzler.

>Sudetenland goes to Austria
you do realize that would've caused extremely impractical border gore, with the Northern parts being functionally seperated from the rest of Austria?
It would probably have led to an much earlier Anschluss to Germany

this would be so based

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A workers' federation encompassing all the former belligerent powers. Get rid of the nation-state and nationalism can't kill again.

perfect

Send Jeb Bush to kill baby Hitler

Cringe

Slavs and Southern Europeans are incapable of building functional nations though. Continental Europe needs a strong Germany to provide the stability for Europe to prosper.

>Southern Europeans are incapable of building functional nations
>Southern Europeans were the first Europeans to build functional nations

And yet they ARE incapable of doing so.

Maybe it has something to do with the original builders of civilization being Nordic people who were replaced or interbred with Moors from Africa, reducing their racial quality.

>citing an user that's probably just you
Christ, never mind, go back to citing Buzzfeed.

WE

>no WWII with both Germany and USSR

You think WWII started because of land claims in Northern Pomerania?

what in the Christ is this monstrosity

rootless cosmopolitan detected

WUZ

ROMANZ

>le war guilt meme

Either:
>A: Split up Germany into little states again and bash them if they try to unify.
>B: Let Germany keep its former territories, plus those from Brest-Litovsk and Austria.

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Giving poland everything is just enabling their ego, which could result in the warmongering worse than the one of the krauts.
The only reasons Poland is a laughing stock of europe because they are too egoistical and dumb to either consider a failure, therefore, they dive into fail head first and blame everyone around when the inevitable happens.

No, strong Poland would actually prevent many wars. PLC and HRE had the most stable border in history of Europe.

Join my Minecraft ww1 Russia, and ensure we win so hard it'll never be an issue anyway.

discord.gg/fdkmjd

Only correct answer.

Literally perfect europe

Everytime there's been a strong Germany, there's been total war on the continent.

>The only reasons Poland is a laughing stock of europe
Lower crime and homicide rate than UK,Germany and France
London has more stabbings in two months alone than Poland in a year
>laughing stock

>first written language
Semites
>first democracy
South Europeans
>first circumnavigation of the globe
South Europeans
>first to settle all continents
South Europeans
>first man in space
Eastern Europeans
>first woman in space
Eastern Europeans
>largest empire
Asians
>eradication of smallpox
Eastern Europeans
>largest population in one country
Asians
>largest proportion of humanity in one country
Semites
>first world currency
South Europeans

Why do West and North Europeans get the praise again?

DISMANTLE THE HORDE

>biggest nazi manifestation since 1933
>our government
>poor
>we send our worst, uneducated people to the west

>nazi
Takes special kind of retardation to call poles nazi.

this

although this would never happen without the allied armies actually fighting their way into and occupying German land

Ruch Narodowy is nazi

If you go in nazi march, even if you are not nazi you will be consider as nazi.

If you want to celebrate independence day you can go to KOD or president march

>If you want to celebrate independence day you can go to KOD or president march
Are you fucking retarded?

KOD are traitors to their own country.

go back to pol

>people that are paid off by EU and rat everything to EU
>not bad for the country
Fuck off.

>people that are paid off by EU and rat everything to EU

We are paid by georg soros himself

because west and north european countries aren't impoverished shitholes tbhfamilia

They used to be. People used to run away from Norway, Sweden, because they were shitholes.

>inb4 luuk at muh gdp in the year 1933 XDDD
Doesn't matter, people were emigrating en masse.

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Here OP

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British are to blame here, not the French.

Also, giving the German Chinese territories back to the Chinese while giving the Adriatic coast to Italy could have done wonders to keep Italy on the side of Entente (having one more actor being willing to enforce the conditions of the treaty) and stifle the beginning of Japanese imperialism.

>vomiting

Allow Germany to remilitarize the Rhine and reunite with the Polish corridor/Danzig. Also reduce German war debt.

>letting Germany become the continental superpower once again

Why would any of the Entente powers ever agree to that?

Blame the serbians instead

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Germany loses A-L
Austria joins germany
Prussian monarchy exiled to... prussia and a republican greater germany is in place using modwen germany + austria borders while Prussia is in classical silesia+prussia
Poland-Lithuania becomes a thing

balkanize

>largest number of black metal bands
Norway
>largest number of fjords
Norway
>Vikings
Norway
>Most powerful race on the earth
Norway
>confirmed largest brains by Norwegian scientist Fykr Vydlrson
Norway

I literally can't get over the Czechs not being completely annexed
It's simply too ugly

Give Poland all of East Prussia. Give France back Alsace-Lorraine and create the Republic of the Rhine as a buffer state behind the Rhine river under French administration. Get rid of the war guilt clause and just increase war reparations

>united sharts

KOD literally wants to end Polish independence and also settle refugees in Poland

The current gov also "ratted" to EU when it was opposition. That's not an argument.

PiS was always against refugees

KOD and complaining to EU parliament has nithing to do with refugees. It's non sequitur and deflection tactic.

>not annexing Südtirol and Elsaß-Lothringen