Tfw getting fit and stretching your back allowed you to selfsuck your own dick

>tfw getting fit and stretching your back allowed you to selfsuck your own dick.

Feels good man.

How did you manage to find time out to post this thread?

yeah seems like he's a busy guy

I've started stretching recently. What stretch(es) will help me self suck? That one where you throw your legs over your head for awhile?

why would you want to be able to do this?

Why wouldn't I?

1. Get to receive a blowjob
2. Get to give a blowjob
3. Get to taste test my cock to make sure my partners are getting the most delicious experience

Pros
>lets you suck a cock without going gay with some dude
>feels good to have lips wrapping your dick
>stretching gains

Cons
>takes time to get there
>makes it kinda hard to breathe at first
>it's 80% sucking a cock and 20% getting you cock sucked tbqh

lmao at your life

Well, we're all waiting for a guide/tutorial.

Bumping for this

psssst

It's a phony thread

>bend down trying to suck my own dick
>sudden sharp intense pain in my chest that feels like I was just stabbed

Is it gay to suck your own dick?

>go on Veeky Forums
>this is the first post I read

Welp, I think it's time to move on to another website now.

Only if it's gay to give yourself a handjob

pretty much sums it up honestly

Woah

I could do this when i was a skinnyfat dyel though.

Maybe its cause in 8x6 doe

>people like this exist

I do this every once and a while lol having a huge cock rocks.
>me fucking a hoe

>it's 80% sucking a cock and 20% getting you cock sucked tbqh

Damn, it all sounded good up till that point.

Yeah. Now it sounds GREAT.