>fights against oppressive racist regime
>defeats opposing rebel ussr backed faction
>overthrows said regime through sheer willpower
>becomes president, keeping his position through sly political moves. shepards his countries through the ups and downs of the international economic cycle
>nationalizes the land monopolized by white farmers.
>black farmers naturally were kept in a subordinate position by whitey so they aren't ready to farm yet. still, despite a bumpy start the small tobacco farmers do moderately well after a while
>almost abolishes money through hyperinflation
>serves as a beacon for anti-imperialism across africa, and is present at all conferences to serve as an inspiration to his fellow brother countries, who adore him
>imperialists led by America and IMF plot against him and try to crash his economy with no survivors, he still stands
>wants a younger revolutionary generation to take over his legacy. his wife is the head of this movement
>bitter military old guard chimp out and overthrow him because they want a chance to have prestige for themselves instead of carrying on the ideals of 1980
so why isn't he /ourguy/ again?
Fights against oppressive racist regime
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Because he's a retard who destroyed his own country through incompetence
Actually, yeah I guess that makes him /our guy/
could you explain his economic theories nice and simple?
>imperialism
>bad
Shiggery Diggery Doo
Reminder that South Africa would be like Zimbabwe if Mandela hadn't held back the monkeys. Instead it's getting there 25 years later.
abolition of commodity production and the law of value :^)
>getting there.
with what? a middle class that is decidedly pro white?
>oppressive racist regime
I know this is bait, but I still hope you get run over
people needs to learn to count
Master plan to make paper easily accessible by making money worth less than the paper it is printed on.
Simply genius.
increasing corruption and declining education
Farming is pretty easy. The fact that blacks can't farm a fertile land in 21st century makes them look like subhumans.
pretty much every post colonial state has that
>>black farmers naturally were kept in a subordinate position by whitey so they aren't ready to farm yet.
holy shit i know this is bait but ya got me OP
>All these ad hoc rationalizations
Marxists are edgy
I mean think about it. No one taught white migrants to Africa how to farm.
Most of them taught themselves by researching and modernized their farms using equipment.
It's not a concept that is too hard to grasp for anyone with an IQ above 85
>with an IQ above 85
Make that 60
Expect that whites moved in Southern Africa before the industrial revolution so they obviously knew how to farm back then.
>a pile of rocks
>Fight against a freedom supporting prosperous nation
>Overthrows said nation with support from the Brits
>Becomes "President", shepards his country through downs and downs and downs all caused by him
>Kicks out citizens based on ethnicity
>Serves as a beacon to pro-Imperialists as an example of why Imperialism is better for the natives than the natives ruling themselves
>Imperialists led by America try to provide aid and money to his country to stop all his people from starving, he still manages to let them starve
>Military old guard finally off his worthless genocidal ass a bit too late
>nobody teaches you how to farm! it just happens
I have worked on a farm. I can tell you haven't.
>fights against opressive racist regime
So he could create his own oppresive regime
This.
I fucking hated Rhodesiaboos but I'm not going to sit here and pretend that Mugabe's not a pile of shit.
One fucked up government was replaced by another.
Literally Black Hitler
At least he doesn't bow to U.S. and western imperialism and at least Zimbabwe doesn't have a Rothschild bank or they have Soros backed agitators who want to get rid a of an independent socialist state like Zimbabwe, a powerful state free of imperialism and western decadence.
If farming was so easy, why did it take thousands of years for anyone to discover it? Besides, other Africans farmed too, it was just the pastoral Bantus in Zimbabwe that didn't know shit.
>if reading was so easy, why did it take thousands of years for anyone to discover it
>if basic arithmetic was so easy, why did it take thousands of years for anyone to discover it
>if the wheel was so easy, why did it take thousands of years for anyone to discover it
>if bathing was so easy, why did it take thousands of years for anyone to discover it
Robert Mugabe is my hero. A proud TURK who drove the wh*Te subhumans out of Afrika.
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I really love Mugabe.
>our economy has been in the literal shitter for decades and we've got 80% unemployment, but at least we don't have any westerners or whites r-r-right?
Bet you think North Korea is a workers' paradise too right?
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>ignoring everything else I just said
By the way, agriculture and basic counting most likely came before all of that.
based
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He had the chance to have one of the most prosperous countries in Subsuharan Africa. He fucked up royally with his greed, paranoia and hunger for power. He turned the country into a dictatorship, attempted to massacre the Ndebele minority, ruined the military in failed foreign ventures and destroyed the economy.
Bear in mind this is in spite of receiving close to 1 billion dollars in cash grants from the US and UK over a 6 year period (and billions afterwards in food aide) and being given almost an immunity from international sanctions despite human rights abuses.
>economic growth happened when Zimbabwe abandoned their own currency and adopted US western money
So this is the power of Mugabe... woah...
>agriculture... most likely came before all of that
Exactly, reread your own argument
The economy of Zimbabwe is recovering now. The poor economy was because of the western sanctions on this demonized and vilified socialist country. When you have a country that isn't run by the Rothschilds, they will use economic warfare and sabotage in order to break the will of their government and the people. But the Zimbabweans love their leader and their nation, and they are not going to fall to imperialism so easily. I bet you believe that Assad has to go and the "moderate" rebels are the good guys in Syria. Well like Syria, Mugabe and Zimbabwe have been demonized and vilified by the west.
Or maybe its because his socialist policies didn't fucking work and his economy didn't have any growth until he finally started allowing western investment in his country?
Mugabe wasn't even vilified by the West until he started abusing his powers in the 90's like every good dictator and like said he squandered billions in aid from western nations.
Just because somebody isn't liked by Western powers doesn't automatically make them the good guys, Assad is alright because he's actually fighting ISIS and maintaining a secular dictatorship whereas Mugabe has been batshit for decades and drove out all western influence to appease his retarded war buddies.
>poor economy was because of the western sanctions on this demonized and vilified socialist country.
>For more than 30 years, the American people, through USAID, have invested over $2.6 billion in Zimbabwe. Current projects include initiatives to increase food security, support economic resilience, improve health systems and services, and advance a more democratic system of governance.
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Mugabe is literally on the US payroll. Are Assad and Kim receiving billions of dollars from the US?
I always find it funny when people who praise these shitholes for not having western influence always seem to lose track of them taking billions in food and aid from western countries.
My argument is that saying "blacks can't do agriculture because of one country being a colossal failure" is insane. I mean come on, Ethiopia has had a long agriculture tradition, just to name one country.
Socialism works despite the Soros-Koch funded propaganda against it. Western sanctions are to blame for Zimbabwe and also I forgot to mention that the Whites were also engaging in economic sabotage as well.
And no Assad and Kim are not receiving billions of U.S. dollars because they are independent socialist nations opposing western imperialism. That's same with Zimbabwe. People who are attacking Mugabe as a "dictator" which is not true, he is not a dictator at all. He has been a revolutionary leader since independence and he has created policies that are popular to the masses. They all say that he's a "dictator" and a "despot" and other clichés just so that the Rothschilds can get into their country and ruin Zimbabwe. At least there is peace in Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe is not like Iraq mirrored in war and poverty. Zimbabwe is one of the richest countries in Africa, and like Libya, they are demonizing Zimbabwe because they are independent, just like Syria under Assad and like the DPRK under Kim Jong Un.
>it's a retarded trotskyite on the russian payroll episode claiming that only US can be imperialist nation and not acknowledging that Assad is a russian satellite and even helped collaborate with the US during the war in Iraq by getting the US "outsourcing" torture to its country so the CIA doesn't have to do it episode
>And no Assad and Kim are not receiving billions of U.S. dollars because they are independent socialist nations opposing western imperialism. That's same with Zimbabwe.
>ideology that is opposed to needing any sort of capitalist influence can't handle sanctions that only affect investment from capitalist nations
I'd love to see you try to last a week in Zimbabwe
also your claim about foreign aid is false as fuck you dumb commie
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>Western sanctions are to blame for Zimbabwe and also I forgot to mention that the Whites were also engaging in economic sabotage as well
These "sanctions" were only to selling weapons to Zimbabwe and freezing visas and foreign assets of a few government officials. Whats more they only started in 2011 see COUNCIL DECISION 2011/101/CFSP
None of this would tank their economy.
>And no Assad and Kim are not receiving billions of U.S. dollars because they are independent socialist nations opposing western imperialism. That's same with Zimbabwe.
No, Zimbabwe recives billions in aide from the decadent US, UK and EU.
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>He has been a revolutionary leader since independence and he has created policies that are popular to the masses.
See >At least there is peace in Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe is not like Iraq mirrored in war and poverty
Thats because Zimbabwe is in the pocket of the US and the Rothschilds.
Can you tell me Zimbabwe an independent country and enemy of the Rothschilds gets billions of dollars in aide from the US? Why dont other socialist countries get such nice treatment?
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t. retarded ass natbol who can't objectively analyze geopolitics without muh jew soros
three shillbots. this makes me suspicious. update your models, please
Mugabe here, stop shilling for me you dumb larping cracker.
Holy fuck I need some lube before the military fucks me up.
You can be hostile as much as you want to be. The truth is Mugabe is against Western imperialism and thus he should be a friend of ours because he is against the Rothschild funded institutions that wants to see socialism be destroyed in Africa and in around the world. Mugabe like Kim and like Assad in Syria poses a threat to the zionists and the imperialists who are continuing to demonize independent socialist countries. I don't know why you're attacking me and why I'm getting all this hate simply because I am against regime change in Zimbabwe just as how I'm against regime change in Syria because like Assad in Syria Mugabe is being demonized as a "dictator" which is not true he is not a dictator. He is elected by the people every 5 years and he has enjoyed huge popularity in his country. He is just not a dictator. I mean these are the same talking points that was used to take out Saddam and to take out Kadafi in Libya. The truth is Mugabe and Zimbabwe is a misunderstood and demonized country that is against the Western institutions that wants to take him down.
how much do you get paid to shill and ignore reality, out of curiosity?
>shepards his countries through the ups and downs of the international economic cycle
thats a nice way to put it
>shits all over his country's economy through sheer stupidity and ignorance
also works
>almost abolishes money through hyperinflation
you got this one right
sorry user, but someone retarded enough to fuck up his country so bad people resort to digging up rodents for food cannot be /myguy/
>retarded dictatorial mongrel
>our guy
never
>He is elected by the people every 5 years and he has enjoyed huge popularity in his country.
I seriously hope you don't believe this shit, his party (ZANU-PF) has been intimidating, attacking and murdering opposition figures and voters for decades, not to mention his shitty socialist economic policies threw his nation into 90% unemployment and their currency reaching absolutely insane inflation levels to the point of him finally caving in and accepting western money (even after taking billions in western aid over the years).
You can be against intervening in other nations like Iraq and Syria without supporting senile tyrants like Mugabe just because they stood up to the big bad white man, there is absolutely nothing redeemable about his rule especially since he didn't actually maintain any stability in his nation like Saddam, Gaddafi and al-Assad did.
Also he wanted to put his cunt of a wife in charge of the entire nation when her only experience is wasting what little taxpayers can give on overseas shopping sprees and lawsuits for chimping out at people while claiming diplomatic immunity. Fuck Mugabe and anyone who defends him.
I'm sorry to disappoint the brainwashed westerners on here, but I am being serious about comrade Mugabe. His policies may not be perfect but capitalism is pure barbarism. Socialism is not perfect but it's better than capitalism and Mugabe has managed to steer Zimbabwe into the right direction despite all the problems that may exist. You can't have something work overnight and make it prosperous, you need to give Mugabe some more time in order to implement and to build socialism in Zimbabwe. The Zimbabwean state will be victorious in the end because it is being led energetically by President Mugabe and his comrades in arms. It's the truth. He's not a dictator, and unemployment is practically zero. I don't believe the statistics or the data from western-backed sources who get their info from Rothschild funded think tanks and soros-funded think tanks that claim that Zimbabwe has 90% unemployment rate. That's just not true it's fake news it's bullshit.
>Socialism is not perfect but it's better than capitalism
Yeah that's why it collapsed between 1989 and 1991 while capitalism has only expanded around the world and lifted millions out of poverty while Mugabe starves his own people.
This has to be bait
Do not reply to ZANLU posters
Sage and report ZANLU threads
Keep all ZANLUs north of the Zambezi river
Because he was a complete retard and destroyed his country. Literally anyone would have done a better job with it.
>lets pretend for a second that the CIA hasn't put most african countries intentionally in the shitter with it's economical support program and jewed them out of their money so much that it backfired on them
For the third time can you explain to me why I should believe a country that receives billions of dollars of American aid is a genuine enemy of imperialism and big business?
You could put a 10 year old child in charge of Zimbabwe and they'd probably do a better job than Mugabe did. At least they'd have a better understanding of inflation from playing Neopets.
You're that guy that said the Japanese were liberators aren't you?
They really are the BANE of Africa
White people should die, their women should be bred by black men.
>fights against oppressive racist regime
he set up his own one
>defeats opposing rebel ussr backed faction
they were barely backed by the USSR, like they mattered by that point anyway
>overthrows said regime through sheer willpower
>becomes president, keeping his position through sly political moves. shepards his countries through the ups and downs of the international economic cycle
admirable but not in the service of the greater good
>nationalizes the land monopolized by white farmers.
violated property rights
>black farmers naturally were kept in a subordinate position by whitey so they aren't ready to farm yet. still, despite a bumpy start the small tobacco farmers do moderately well after a while
could have fixed the economy in a decade with liberal economic reforms
>almost abolishes money through hyperinflation
money is not the root of all evil
>serves as a beacon for anti-imperialism across africa, and is present at all conferences to serve as an inspiration to his fellow brother countries, who adore him
imperialism was over by that point anyway, africa needed a beacon of uncorrupt effective self-rule which he was the polar opposite of
>imperialists led by America and IMF plot against him
nice memes, IMF and America don't owe you shit, they aren't crashing your economy by not letting you max out your credit card and take out multiple payday loans
>wants a younger revolutionary generation to take over his legacy. his wife is the head of this movement
revolutions a shit, you don't build a house with an explosion, you lay 1 brick at a time, nice and slow and boring, as it should be
>bitter military old guard chimp out and overthrow him because they want a chance to have prestige for themselves instead of carrying on the ideals of 1980
mugabe never genuinely cared about the ideals of 1980 or he would not have done the things he's done, you are right about 1 thing, they will probably be just as shit as mugabe
Wow... really makes me think
This.
Since the year of Africa the entire continent has just been the playground of multiple global powers. A good example of this is the Congo when it was like the 2nd or 3rd biggest economy in Africa. Then the Belgians and the CIA were worried of how Patrice Lumumba was buddying up with the Soviet Union. So they assassinated him and look at the Congo now lol.
But they were an oppressive racist regime
>fights against oppressive racist regime
>ethnically cleanses the country
Doublethink is pathetic
Because Ian Smith is /ourguy/
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Mugabe was openly installed by Britain and served as a British puppet.
fucking based
dumb retard supporter of racist scum.
the country lives of "imperial" support mongol without it all those retard nigs would die.
while Zimbabwe starves because the lack of Whites (like 50% of africa) Zambia is having record breaking harvests because all white farmers went there, while Mugabe is now on his knees begging the farmers to come back.
socialist state?
does not there have to be wealth before you can distribute it to the poor? i guess socialism made them all poor then.
This, Rhodesia and Zimbabwe are slightly different flavors of the same garbage
He's on the payroll guys dont let anybody tell you otherwise, its the same jewish anti-white conspiracy as we are having in the west.
I don't get why I am getting so much hate on here for expressing my views on Comrade Mugabe and his independent minded ideology of socialism.
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I'm not making it up, there are other people who are telling the truth of one of the most demonized leaders in the world next to the DPRK under Kim Jong Un, Syria under Assad, and Libya when it was under the rule of leader Brother Gaddafi. You are being brainwashed and made to demonize independent countries that are not beholden to western interests. Mugabe's Zimbabwe, along with a few other African countries don't have U.S. troops or Africom forces operating in their country. Zimbabwe enjoys freedom from tyranny and from western exploitation. Racism and western sanctions is what is hurting Zimbabwe but the economy is still doing fine under him.
>money is absolutely worthless because of constant printing
>”de-colonization” policies that enabled the wanton slaughter of white farmers
>economy is fine
I’m sure he’s totally popular and the terrorist ZANLU party that threatens anyone who runs against him is just western lies
Rumors of an armed coup that are happening at this very moment are greatly exaggerated
>keeping his position through sly political moves
With sly political moves, did you mean having best-korea train deathsquads to eliminate anyone who looks at him funny?
The economy is fine! Its western lies and propaganda. Look, we have been fooled too many times so we will not believe in what they say about Comrade Mugabe.
History will remember hi, not as a "dictator" but a freedom fighters, a patriot, and a fighter for socialism and freedom for Zimbabwe and the oppressed masses of Africa. He is not a dictator, he fought for socialism and for independence free from the western funded financial interests that have plagued the world since they reared their ugly head. The Rothschilds and the Soros gang really want to see Mugabe and Zimbabwe fall to the forces of neo-liberalism and western imperialism. Mugabe has been fighting for independence and has done a good job in keeping Zimbabwe independent of the Americans and he has maintained stability and prosperity in Zimbabwe despite the constant demonization that he has had to endure since becoming President in 1987 and leader since 1980.
Because he's modern politics. Try asking /pol/.
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So this is nazbol, huh, wow.
>you need to give Mugabe some more time in order to implement and to build socialism in Zimbabwe.
>Has literally been in power for 37 years
Huh, so this is the power if Marxism