How do I get a body like this? it seems to be what women REALLY want

how do I get a body like this? it seems to be what women REALLY want

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Be 12 years old
Eat one salad a day
Wear a Really shitty wig

??? : profit?

im ripped as fuck, when i post a pic on facebook i only get like 10 likes

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otter mode is best mode

lifting doesnt matter bro

being ripped or gettn big doesnt matter bro

thats the sad reality

ouch

Be social. That means friendly. That means not being a judgemental prick. That means smiling. That means have a conversation and actually talk to a person.

Louis used to be alot funnier. Now he's a predictable contrarian liberal douche

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>tfw you're the only one to come to your friend's 21st

You sound like an autistic cunt

That's quite sad man, I would have gone just to make the persons day.

i dont even celebrate my birthday anymore

If you think this twink is sexually attracted to females you're very mistaken

That said I'd pay to bust a nut raw in his boipussi

I dont even get a phone call

Maybe to 15 year old girls

why are you reminding me?

i only get phone calls from wrong dials or telemarketers.

last year i actually had 1 highschool friend call me out of the blue. i was fucking stoked and kept him on the phone for an hour. he never called back again.

this is my life

This user gets it
Do you party much at all?

No one calls these days unless it's really important, mostly people use messenger and whatsapp.

this

Is this happening now?

tfw you have no friends on facebook
tfw people ask if you have facebook, you say yeah but i dont like to use facebook heh

>he never called back again
Imagine, for a moment, that you were the one who called him first, and then he never made an effort to call you afterwards. You'd probably feel like he didn't want to talk to you. The fact that he called you meant he wanted to be friends. You needed to call him next, instead of waiting for another call.

I don't have a Facebook because I genuinely disliked it. It was nothing but women complaining about something stupid, guys arguing about something stupid, or a combination of the two. Telling people you don't have one because you thought it was stupid is fine.

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Kek

Please, stop.

that always makes me realy sad

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