One of you fags shilled me Elixir Friday night. You said it would go to the moon. I said what the fuck, why not. It went to the moon. It went past the moon. It went past mars. It's gonna keep going to... I don't know. Jupiter or something. This train is not stopping.
I made better returns off this tiny ass microcap, shilled to me on a BBS about dicknipples and nazi memes, than the best hedge fund managers will make in a year.
I don't know who you are but you are amazing. You have made my fucking week. Since I can't thank you, I'm just going to thank the community.
First 5 people to post their MEWs in this thread, I will send you a couple tokens from my stack of random micro-caps I've been accumulating. I have some good ones.
You can't have my Elixir tokens though. They're gonna be worth a buck a token soon.
Someone sent me this OMG for some fucking reason. You can have it.
Nathan Turner
I backed out of Black Moon Crypto at the last minute 'cause the team was sketchy as fuck, but I did a tiny LTC buy as a test. You can have some of my stash.
Ayden Nelson
I sent you some BQX. BQX is fucking legit.
Parker Long
Tierion is at a low right now, but it's a solid project with an amazing team that's undergoing quiet accumulation. This is a HODL, and I say that as a dude who fucking hates HODLing.
Josiah Green
It was most likely me, I shilled the fuck out of this coin over the weekend. Not asking anything though, glad you got to taste the mas gains, I myself didn't put in that much but still gains!
Andrew Campbell
OK dudes, that's 5 cryptos sent out.
You all are fucking amazing even if you're all insane.
If anybody is actually reading this (This is actually my first post on Veeky Forums) I'll leave you with some tips.
Coss.IO (COSS) is lunatic good. Substratum listed here first, and other high-profile ICOs will as well. It's Etherdelta without the etherdelta stench, and it has a revenue share like Binance. You should buy some.
VIBE is a sleeping giant with exchange listings coming and partnerships that will fucking blow you away.
Don't believe the FUD. ADA is solid tech with a bright future, and will eventually be a billion dollar marketcap coin. *BUT* massive amounts of it are in the hands of Japanese investors who are unsophisticated, it was sold as an investment to average joes, not like a typical ICOs, and so the vast amount of the supply is locked up, hence its current insane marketcap. Watch for when it hits Japan, wait for the gigantic fucking dip, and try to snag a bag at between 100 to 200 sats. You won't regret it.
Thanks so much again. I'm gonna set a stoploss for this elixir lunacy and get some lunch.
Jeremiah Brown
i will cherish it forever
Julian Perez
anyone that is in ELIX has good business sense. i will make note of your recommendation user.
William Perry
vibe is a pile of shit. coss is a pile of shit. only tip that isnt a pile of shit is ada at 200 sat. fuck you faggot.
Gabriel Morgan
ELIX already at ATH, should I be buying? How long can this shit keep up
Jose Barnes
we are in this together user.
Angel James
lowest I got in: 292 highest I've sold: 4790
1540.4%
wew
Xavier Kelly
Etherdelta is a decentralised exchange, in a totally different class from traditional centralised exchanges like coss. Sounds like you don't understand what you're shilling. By your own admission you bought on a whim because someone shilled you, what makes you think your tips are worthwhile, valid, or wanted?
Aiden Roberts
So 5k to 7k sats when the chinks wake up right?
Jackson Miller
it will appear high on CMC could be but we dont have a lot of chink media exposure yet
Adam Turner
You realise this all time high is sub $1m market cap?
Would you go back in time and buy NEO at $5 if you could? even if it was the ATH at the time?
Jaxon Rodriguez
TRIG doubling up by the weekend
Heard it hear first
Ayden Turner
Meh I said the same thing at 4k sats. Caved in and bought at 4.5k. Insanely low market cap so todays ath is tomorrow's floor
Jackson Ward
Bless up my nilla
Owen Murphy
It's at 6k sats holy fuck
Christopher Robinson
If you feel generous OP, any amount will do >ELIX 0x0299f6549b78dccedbf72b555fd681f831068f37 >ETH 0x2d26e94f1f4ffcce469f4952d91c7a815039b8e1 >BTC 1KDEKp5jqJrdkbZba4doZ7TDMxE7QkDK92
Brayden Brown
update
highest I've sold: 7498
holy fuck
Adam Hill
thank you OP
0xf58c9dac6a870399f26a1a12871e8248d3e69439
Jonathan Barnes
now: 7789
good god you people are stupid
Ayden Richardson
there is like 1btc to 10k first sell wall is at 12k and 14k. You can still double your coins anons here
Jaxson Gonzalez
for real though youre gonna get rail roaded hard, be careful
Nicholas Williams
2567.4% profit
lolol
yeah okay
Nathan Carter
now: 8498
why are you idiots buying this
Ryan Miller
When normie fags get in on this (it's just breaking on Reddit etc), expect an even bigger pump. Greed is going to push this beyond everything due to low marketcap.
Parker Bennett
why arent you?
Dylan Rivera
I've been eyeing that bitch since it dropped. The question is when is BTC dropping? Once BTC drops it's time to sell all your shit
