Holy shit, guess who i saw today outside my local Costco? hes a pretty big guy and still looks young as shit in person

holy shit, guess who i saw today outside my local Costco? hes a pretty big guy and still looks young as shit in person.

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Did u get to kiss his head?

ugly jew

nice spoon in his hand. scoobster at it again bringing silverware for the samples.

Is he used to be bigger? Why his shirt is not full homo tight?

did he buy a bag of tostitos and 4 bottles of wine? never gonna make it KEK

>FAGE

I bet he eats those eggs raw and by the dozen, including shells.

Dude sure loves his enchiladas.

that's cauliflower bro

Corn chips aren't entirely terrible for you and he's gay, gays drinks tons of wine. The rest of the cart is pretty clean 0 carbs in sight other than the chips the pre-canned beans are a bit meh but still decent for you.

I give that shopping cart a 6/10

>tfw you'll never go grocery shopping with Uncle Gooby

Wine is good for gains milo of cronus drank fucktons every day
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23470309
Tostitos is just carbs and electrolytes with a bit of fat. Also good for gains.

Also, mirin them beans and greek yogurt.

Gooby knows what is up

>le "low carb is healthy" maymay
Some dank memes, guys

>IF IT TASTES GOOD, SPIT IT OUT

I'm heterosexual and I drink wine all the time. Stop this heterophobia right now, my good man.

>buys in bulk to save money
>gets a stupidly expensive car that will depreciate by $10k in a year

stupid goy

Found the homo

>I'm heterosexual

get out of my Veeky Forums, degenerate scum

Check your privilege, shitlord

Heterosexuality doesn't exist mate

The 2nd was a luxury pleasure purchase, he explicitly mentioned it.

...

if you don't buy in bulk to save money regardless of your monetary stature, you're a fucking idiot

ALL THOSE BURRITOS
....
What does that brand taste like?

I believe those are just cans of refried beans.

>0% Yogurt

Fucking pleb.

NO YOU'RE A FAGE

>all these burritos

my dads 56, they look about the same age(my dad has good genes and looks pretty young), i kid you not, scoob looks even younger 46-47

>what is a summer cut

post dad pics

Convertible Porsche Boxster? Typical gay man's sports car.

This. Post dadcock as well

arent the macros on those usually terrible?
>still kinda curious, tho desu

Did you suck his lil scooby

Scooby is a vegetarian. He prefers a carb heavy diet.

post dad

all dem eggs
all dem beans
all dem gains

>all those eggs
Love you Scoobert
Please come back

How did you recognize him with a shirt on?

That actually explains a lot.
Thanks user

found the newfag

It's underarmour, you can still see his nipples

i think i skipped to wanting to be a little girl

recognize who? i thought we were still guessing who OP saw today

unless you mean the guy in the pic. i thought that was unrelated

4 dozen eggs. The king is gaining

Does he drive a Tesla?

My sides

What a qt

12 EGGS
COME ON

>boxster
>stupidly expensive car
You do realize that it's cheaper that some Korean shitboxes, right?

Theres literally a huge slab of meat in the cart you faggot.

Also eggs.

>today

I thought scooberino was in sweden though?

This. Guys don't turn me on but my gains seem pointless if I'm not a cute little grill in a dress.
Thanks fit.

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE

this looks exactly like LA is this LA tell me now

DID YOU SAY WHITE MALE??

>You will never have a gay uncle as cool as Scoobert.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm gay guys.... But I'll never face it. Thanks Veeky Forums

Chopswords?

:)

>beans
On sweat4health, I am often called "Herr Beanmeister"

dat gif. i f ucking lost it.

You can eat eggs and still be vegetarian. And that meat could be for his husband. Regardless, here's the source when he says he is a vegetarian.

scoobysworkshop.com/vegetarianism/

as a german I melt everytime he says Auf Wiedersehen at the end of his videos

wft is in his hand???

2001 juggernaut scoobs is his biggest

A common weapon among prisoners.

>implying 1991 isn't his best dad mode body

gooby come back ;_;

YO WHERE DOES GOOBY LIVE?

>Plz be in Mountain View

>abs for about 15 years straight

wew

>scoobysworkshop.com/vegetarianism/

>"I do eat meat once or twice a week when I go out"

Christ almighty Scooby, just say you aren't a vegetarian, then.

hair loss did a real number on him

agree

>all that canned & processed food

enjoy your anal cancer

That FAGE yogurt tastes horrible. How do you eat that shit Veeky Forums? Any recipes?

>porsche boxter
It's not even the new model and no body with a dick wants a boxter in the first place, the new one looks better as well so I guess if it was used it was about 30-50k

>willing to spend more money than absolutely needed on anything

upper-middle class scum detected

a spoon for the fage