>tfw too big to do a good karkat cosplay
>tfw despite being jacked, I always look stupid next to all the skinny cosplayers
>tfw all the qt terezi girls only go for the skinny emo fags who actually look like teenage trolls
Anyone else on Veeky Forums know this feel?
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>Tfw I'm a guy and can't do a Nepeta cosplay.
Feels bad man.
Get better taste
uh don't cosplay as someone who looks like a stick figure?
first rule of (proper) cosplay is to fucking match your body type or at least do your best to match it with custom clothes/props.
pic related, you shouldn't cosplay as this either , my delusional friend.
Fuckin nerds lmao
if you were actually jacked you could just cosplay as a dude with no shirt on and score instant pootang
cosplay chicks are thirsty as fuark
Go as equius
Go as Hellboy or Judge Dredd and attract some better girls.
Just do a cosplay of some small female, people love it.
I went as Daenerys from GoT last year and I'm 210lbs.
I'm just trying to convince my 100lb gf to go as Khal Drogo with me next time.
What the fuck is that bastardized kenshiro?
That shit isn't manly.
>put on wig
>it feels right
>more right then I've ever felt.
>realise i've wanted to be small female all along
This has the added benefit of removing the try-hardness too, because if you go as a muscular male character you are trying to show off.
But if you dress as a woman people seem to forget that.
Photo's? That sounds hilarious, actually. Hope your gf gets on board.
that's fucking hilarious
That's actually a brilliant idea, and has the added benefit of you being able to show off your muscles without being tryhard.
>tfw no gf anymore to offset the meathead pussy-seeking look
Seems like guys at conventions are much less passive aggressive towards you if you're with a girl since you can't be their "competition" for all the qt3.14 cosplay girls. But some still are a little hostile so whatever.
Obligatory for homestuck threads
posting the superior version
Cosplay thread? Also anyone going to Colossalcon?
fuck that man.
im 6'3 215 lbs. one more year and then I should be swole enough for Lu Bu. already making all dat dere outfit outta bronze
fuck ye
>tfw when have the perfect body to cosplay as giorno, but I don't know how to do it
Fuck guys any tips
>too big to do most cosplays
>will always be too small to cosplay as any jojo
feels bad
>tfw I just want to be cute and lovable
>Instead I'm a big hairy man
>>>/2013/
homestuck is trash
you can tell by its fanbase
MLP-tier
depends
there's scores of jacked crossplayers going as Sailor Moon or Toohuus so that appeal has worn off a bit too
It's fanbase is terrible but homestuck is fucking amazing, fight me you fucking mong
I wanna see a good jacked Waluigi cosplay
This girl is so fucking weird, but sooo hot
>tfw want to do a cute tomboy cosplay but chest has gotten too big
>>>/tumblr/
She's actually a super talented oil painter too, she has a website I think
My autistic homestuck waifu
>Homestuck
Kill yourself
So I just looked up Homestuck and am so confused
>how did this become a thing?
>w t f is this shit?
>this is fucking awful
It only gets a pass because of sexy Terezi/Nepeta cosplayers...
>>tfw when
kys
Speaking of which
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That girl is beautiful
Tfw no 10/10 cosplaying gf to go to conventions with and then fug in cosplay afterwards
I mean I do have a cosplaying gf.but she's not that hot and is a prewd
Then again I'm still in fat ass fatass mode so I deserve it.
>homestuck
>on MY Veeky Forums
what the fucking shit? Fuck outta here
You gay or something?
M8s I can't wait to do a fucking ripped kancolle cosplay
>mfw 5'8 skelly manlet who dreams of jojo cosplay but don't want to hand in natty card
Life is pain
How heavy should I be before attempting this?
You should be p. big senpai. At least 300 wilks with low bf
>tfw you've never wanted anything more than to drain a week's worth of cum deep inside Terezi's tight alien nook
The new hip thing to do if you're a millenial is to like bad things (un)ironically, like Homestuck and Undertale.
if you dress as Jupiter I swear to fuck I'd whoop your ass for ruining her
Tfw 314 and kinda cut
>equius
>horuss
>rufioh
>cronus
>the sufferer
>lord english
>jacked older dave strider
>jake english
lots of options to do your autistic nerd cosplay bro
>mfw i only need to cut 10 more pounds to pull feferi & porrim, then get abs and do crop top meenah
I wondered the same thing too a while back. I feel like the fan produced shit looks infinitely better than the source.
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She's like a 7-7.5 that goes up to a 9 with those teeth and grey skin...not THAT hot
Apparently I am fucking old. Only webcomics I ever got into were OOTS and Drowtales...
It does...the source material is gak
Apparently my peak Wilks was about 400 at a BF of 10%...do I get a cookie now?
Only if they were full ROM
Yes
>tfw you're now athletic enough to do a Chie crossplay
>tfw your mega hairy legs prevent you from doing so
Are you me?
Alabaster is 10/10 desu
Post more qt homestuck girls pls
>tfw its over
Hold me brehs
I'm in love...
Jupiter really is best girl
Undertale was great you plebe.
You should cosplay as Lana
>I went as Daenerys from GoT last year and I'm 210lbs.
>210 lbs
Just like she is nowadays.
How does she get the gray skin into the pool without whatever paint it is coming off?
>undertale
>pleb
Go back to /v/ you casual shitter, men are talking
get this fucking weird shit off this board faggots
Good luck to you. I don't think I'd ever pull that off but damned if I don't want someone to do it.
She talks about it in one of her belly dancing vids, some crazy ass paint that she said no matter how much she swam it never came off
Which means it won't come while fucking her either
>tfw the ending sucked ass
hold me brehs
Guize I'm a guy trying to do a panty cosplay I heard bridal fabric was best. Any suggestions?
Maybe Desu. If I ever find a girl with bad enough daddy issues to dress as TZ for me, I'll share her with you.
>homestuck
Tumblr is the other way
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All my erect
I did Rikku for a thing my friends put on a couple weeks ago.