-one 1993 Ford F-700 Ryder rental truck -4,800 pounds of ammonium nitrate and nitromethane -time-delayed fuses and non-electric blasting caps -one angry and disillusioned 25 year old Gulf War veteran who can be programed via MKULTRA to deliver the truck to any individual or group, thinking that they are responsible for burning 80 people alive at a Branch Davidian church in McLennan County, Texas -one time machine with enough power to send all of the above to any location on Earth at any date within the last 10,000 years but not within the past 365 days.
Where and when do you send truckboy and who do you instruct him to deliver 2.4 tons of fertilizer enrichment to?
HARD MODE: You cannot instruct him to deliver the truck to any residence, school or workplace OP has occupied at any point in time ever.
Nathan Evans
And DO NOT let the thread die this time around.
Leo Cook
Send him to OP’s mother’s house
Cameron Phillips
She lives in an apartment building, nice try though.
Matthew Turner
Send him to OP’s mother’s elementary school while she is in attendance
Dominic Clark
She never went to elementary school, nice try though.
Gavin Morgan
*see "You cannot instruct him to deliver the truck to any residence, SCHOOL or workplace OP has occupied"
Logan Gonzalez
Quit LARPing as me nigger.
Caleb Parker
Your mother was pregnant in elementary school?
>namefags >doesn't secure it with a tripcode >gets upset with """"LARPers""""" when somebody inevitably makes a joke at his expense
Thomas Gomez
Am Großen Wannsee 56-58, 14109 Berlin, Germany, January 20th, 1942
I'm gonna save you Anne
Isaiah Hughes
At the time and place Mohammed was born
Robert Ramirez
Right up my ass desu
Isaac Adams
>Leister family home, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, night of July 2nd, 1863
Time to end the American Civil War with a boom.
Idea for an alternative
>Getaspo Headquarters, Amsterdam, the Netherlands, morning of August 2nd, 1944
That informant with Anne Frank's location is going to be calling in to a dead phoneline.
Jonathan Martinez
The outskirts of Changsha, September 15, 1927, right as the CCP army groups together to start marching into the mountains. Ideally directly upon the location of Mao Zedong.
Connor Ross
>China in 87 pieces and controlled by Soviets, Cambodians, Japanese, and Americans Would be shitty tbqh. The wars would be endless.
Nicholas Clark
Ural Regional Soviet Headquarters, Yekaterinburg, Russia, June 29, 1918
Oliver Edwards
>Hey Muhammad, want a ride back into Mecca?
Easton Cook
1201. Venice. Doge's Palace.
Adam Russell
1/17/1893. Blow up the Honolulu Rifles and keep the Kingdom of Hawaii free from America.
Luis Turner
Texas School Book Depository, Dallas, Texas, November 22nd 1963, Noon.
Blow up the building, killing Oswald and dozens of mostly irrelevant bystanders, forcing the presidential motorcade to be diverted for the President's safety, causing any second shooter on the Grassy Knoll to miss their chance as well
Aiden White
Sarajevo, August 1914 Blow it up in Princips face, Franz might be forced to cancel the trip anyways. This also prevents WW1.
Bentley Mitchell
that's the point
Joseph Perry
You might actually make things worse since Austro-Hungary might still blame Serbia for a truck mysteriously blowing up on the day the Archduke is supposed to visit.
Lucas Howard
>user accidentally starts the Muslim tradition of suicide bombing 1000 years early
Juan Edwards
Bilderberg Hotel, 29 May 1954
Leave evidence that pins the attack on ex-Nazis and leads to a widespread crackdown on them across the West.
Henry Morales
The Bürgerbräukeller, Munich Germany, On November 8, 1939, at 8:45 PM.
The high leadership of the Nazi party is decimated. Hitler, Himmler, Hess, Heydrich, Goebbels, Ley, Rosenberg, Esser, Frank, and Streicher are all killed in the blast, as well as 3,000 of Munich's most loyal Party members.
Goering most likely assumes power, while Speer, Bormann, and Eichmann are the other major surviving high-up Nazis. Despite the party's leadership being decapitated, it's not horribly affected; the Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe, and Kriegsmarine chains of command are intact, and Dietrich or Hausser will take over the SS. On the upside, most of the major architects of the Holocaust would be dead. Germany is now under the control of a less strategically insane (would he consider the Ardennes?), but still rather unstable leader. It's entirely possible that the military would lead a coup and sue for peace with the Allies under the pretense of "it was all the Party's fault, Wehrmacht dindu nuffin".
Johann Georg Elser is horribly confused about the bomb he planted going off earlier and far more powerful than he expected, but is pleased with the results nonetheless.
Hudson Reed
prevailing heads could've sufficed and stopped g*rmany from giving that blank cheque though
Chase Cox
August 6 Okiwana Air Base Hawaii Replace the nuclear hydroatomic bomb from Enola Gay with the truck instead of leveling Iwo Jima and Kawasaki all of Japan peninsula would've been sunk
Ethan Phillips
Waco, Mount Caramel Ranch, April15 1993
Ayden Gomez
Unironically the best answer so far
Kayden Gutierrez
Not again, Sheesh.
Ethan Foster
I'd just have him kill someone I don't like, or have him blow up his family's house or venue where they're having a gathering.
Christopher Baker
Perfect.
Aiden Taylor
The South Pole, 10,000 years ago. Bye Timmy!
Zachary Campbell
>accidentally kills microbial life that were necessary for the evolution and survival of the human race, dooming us all to extinction
Ryder Murphy
>-one angry and disillusioned 25 year old Gulf War veteran who can be programed via MKULTRA to deliver the truck to any individual or group, thinking that they are responsible for burning 80 people alive at a Branch Davidian church in McLennan County, Texas >implying the feds weren't responsible
Elijah Morales
>implying he wasn't MKULTRA'd into doing it on their behalf