ITT make up your own conspiracy theories

lol you've been posting this shit on Veeky Forums since it opened in 2015 nigga you cray

Stalin was a British agent

I've always wondered if there was some important leader/politician that was an agent of an enemy in history.

One that was so deep cover it was never revealed.
You'd think there'd be at least one, but it's quite impossible to tell who.

I have a conspriacy theory that every other conspiracy theory is retarded bullshit only dumbasses believe in

Aliens landed in siberia in 1921 and launched an invasion of earth, stalin successfully halted them but only at massive cost to human life

The fluoride the government puts in our water is for our own benefit not to control us

You say that, and most conspiracy theories are, such as; Flat Earth, Holocaust-denial, No Purge under Stalin, things of that nature.
But some do require looking into.

Think of it this way.
If Germans had won WW1 the fact that the Germans sent Stalin and Lenin back to Russia would likely be a conspiracy theory.

Dotard Zlumpf (GRU)

Please do

but we hate arabs

t. reptile

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manuel_Noriega

Why do you hate your own people?

Gorbachev

Everything post 1993 has not been actual history but merely a massive and immensley complex paradox interactive game played by a teenager in the real reality in the 2100s
And hes playing as The usa

Humans haven't been born since the 1980s and 100% of the people born after that year are living and touchable holograms with no soul.

t. schlomo kikeberg

>Anne was in hiding for over two years during which period little to no independent documentation of her (medical records, photos etc.) exists.
>Only a handful of the people who knew her (i.e. would've seen her pregnant) during that time survived the war and since they would have already been discouraged from talking about such a development could have simply agreed to take the secret to the grave.
>There would obviously have been no birth certificate so no paper trail would exist outside of Anne's diary (which could've been scrubbed of any reference to it). Such a discrepancy in public records would be common during wartime so a child with mysterious parentage would not be scrutinized heavily.
>An adoptive family would likely have no idea who the child's parents were. Even if they did, I doubt they'd be inclined to disclose it to anyone.
>Anne's body was not recovered and an in all likelihood never will be, so chances of an autopsy showing signs of pregnancy are effectively zero.
>Even if Dutch authorities were to ever discover, they too would be inclined to not to publish such a finding to avoid the public embarrassment of having to potentially file criminal charges against Otto Frank or anyone else involved in a coverup.

These points all apply to her sister Margot too btw. In fact, it would explain why no trace of her diary has ever been found.

cont. below

The only way such a conspiracy could be unraveled would be:

>a former of acquaintance of the Anne making a deathbed confession
>the actual child (well over 70 years old) in question coming forward and having the DNA tests to prove familial relation
>a random Dutch person taking a genetic test and getting a maternal link to her and having it published
>someone piecing together a paper trail (i.e. adoptive family getting bank transactions from Otto as a bribe/bizarre correspondence between the parties)
>Anne's body eventually being uncovered, positively identified and the autopsy finding signs of pregnancy (coroners would specifically need to have a fairly intact pelvic bone to find signs of childbirth). Even then, autopsy reports can be sealed by court order and their results would never be made public.
>Otto Frank's will arranging for the disclosing of this information and assorted evidence (photos, genetic tests, diary pages he had removed and withheld from investigators) well after the last persons who knew Anne died and her diary's copyright had completely expired to prevent anyone from demanding a share of the revenue (which they would be entitled to.

TL;DR unlike /pol/'s claims of her diary being a fraud, Anne Frank's having a living descendant could be surprisingly easy to conceal thanks to a lack of wartime documentation and good old fashioned political arm-twisting.

Now, get Officer Robert from /CPD/ on the case.

Eazy-E was on the downlow, and got AIDS from Rock Hudson plundering his boipucci

yep I heard that

>Alex Jones is Anne Frank's son

>Portugal is behind the Arab Spring, Catalan Nationalism, Refugee migrations and ISIS

holy fuck ded

Lenin was a German agent

You need to understand this, it's not hard:

>Be Portugal
>wish to increase your tourism revenue
>have idea
>create a crisis that affects your mediterranean neighbours
>unrest in those countries, political reshaping, tourism drops in Greece, Spain, Italy
>pretend to also be affected by crisis, to avoid suspicion and get euromoneis, but with little social and political unrest
>meanwhile, use those euromoneis to finance revolutions in your Muslim rivals
>Arab Spring. Northern Africa stops being a safe place and tourism drops there
>meanwhile, start controling the football world, thanks to the likes of Jorge Mendes
>your agents make multimillionaire deals with clubs owned by rich arabs, paying insane prices for not-so-good players
>those arabs are the same people that finance ISIS, causing unrest in the middle east, and ending another tourist market
>as forseen, that causes a refugee migration crisis
>that increases unrest in Italy and Greece, spreads to Germany and France
>attacks in France and Belgium make tourists afraid of going even to those countries
>meanwhile, Brexit and increased isolationism may make having vacations in Britain harder
>then, put Antero Henrique on PSG
>by pure coincidence, the first thing Antero Henrique does on PSG is buying Neymar to Barcelona for a ridiculous prize
>Barcelona does not buy another great player with that money
>then, by pure coincidence, the Catalonian Separatist Movement gains new life, as if it has just been financed by someone...
>unrest in Catalonia and all of Spain
>all of Europe, Middle East and Northern Africa gets in convulsion in less than a decade
>meanwhile, Portugal is the only place in the area that stays peaceful, with no refugees and a similar political climate as the one of ten years ago

Do you understand now the power of [[[Barbosa]]]
>tourism skyrockets

Switzerland funded anarchists in order to kickstart a world war which would strongly reinforce their neutrality established by the Treaty of Paris

Damn. And here I thought the kikes were chessmasters

>vaccation's to britain are harder
Fucking lol, the only people who come here on holiday are chinese people who shit themselves in awe at fucking Bath.

Alex Jones is what you would get if you left Anne Frank and BJ Blaskowicz alone in a bedroom for an hour.

There is a reason there are no kikes in Portugal...

Petain fed the Germans info on how they could circumvent the Maginot with the promise that he would be leader of their puppet state after France fell.

This is hell and the only way to escape is to die

The classical Maya were the true successor to the Roman empire but all evidence of this was lost when they collapsed.

>fed info on how to circumvent maginot
"Ze big secret? Just go around it mes amis. Can i now be le president?"

anime is cartoons

Adolf Hitler was a Jew who embarked on the Holocaust to provide a context for international sympathy to congregate so that the founding of Israel could happen.

kek

What's Ohio?

The Titanic was sunk by a German U-boat in an effort to weaken the British upper class in anticipation of the coming war.

Islamic Terrorism is part of Gladio B

Hila Klein is a living evidence that Anne Frank lived long enough to have children.