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Are you under 6 foot midgets strong enough to go reaI Iife Street Fighter on a bitch yet?

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What the actual fuck.....!?

Top fucking kekaroo

>posting niggers on fit
please don't do this

girl in the back getting stomped on at the start?

+1 this

Unless its as awesome as this webm holy shit sauce?

black people

gonna need a source.

Dance hall.

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That is not helpful. Link to original vid?

'people'

>niggers are equal to whites

No idea. But literally every dance hall video is just shit like this. Cock dropping off of ladders onto chicks.

OH MY FUCKING SIDES
PRIVATE, I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GODDAMN MORON

seriously what the fuck kinda place is that

Is this a fight or just how they dance?

These are the courting rituals of 100% equal human beings who are just like us.

>Trump just runs this as only campaign ad, no rallies, no debates
>record margin of victory

Is he in favor of this crazy WWE spinning shit? Because if not, I'm not voting for him.

>real life street fighter

holy fucking kek

Is he fighting her or dancing with her?

He's nig mating her

I feel enriched by this vibrancy

Truly the descendants of kangs and quanes

Did she hit the table and/or the floor with her face?

So long, Gay Bowser!

no look closely

she's 100%

this black guy has perfected his whirlwind technique, look how he uses his legs to cushion her face right when they go down the ground

the table was just blown by the wind they were creating

>spins right to the table

holy shit what game is that

kekissimus maximus

Looks like a Spartacus tv series

are you getting the new mirrors edge

>an adult man fighting a small child as hard as he can

faggot

You fucking dumb shits it's RYSE: SON OF ROME

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg

Hahaha oh wow!
I love this webm!
But you know what I love even more than this webm?
This kitchen aid can opener!
Its smooth, its sharp, has a comfy grip, and its only 20$.
You can find it at a local department store near you.

Fuck off shill.

i'm just wondering god damn

kek

>That one guy who thinks he's hiIarious but has no actuaI idea what's going on

You're a fucking faggot man.

Why not just snap the things neck?

that's not nice

Welcome to Jamaica

Yeah, post niggus on b

>that shirt
WE

>niggers

EVERY FUCKING TIME

youtube.com/watch?v=9XJsGa3h-Vw

user in another thread made this

that's a monkey you retard

that doesn't mean it should fight small children

niggers, monkeys, that's the joke.

How are you not getting the joke he's making?

I would have choked that little cunt out *Tip*

Those are asians.

England should have never given Jamaica independance

i don't understand, why do animals do this shit when they're facing something that size? the only animal that really should be able to get away with fucking with other things that are exponentially larger are poisonous or venomous animals and shit like badger and wolverines, why do geese think they're so tough? i'm a hundred percent sure even a below average human could kill a goose or at least maim it with one punch - why not fly away from the shit that scares you instead of fighting it? retarded ass goose

top kek a bird is more Alpha than you

more like retarded and without thought of self preservation like any other decent minded animal

Well my man, I think I THINK it's aggressive because it has eggs nearby. Animals tend to be pretty badass and fight off bigger animals to protect their younglings.

Damn bro you really hate geese

Cause they have a funckin reptile brain brah. Not a whole lot of reason or risk assessment going.

>*smack lips furiously*

Youd get ur shit rekt by a gose

Idk why that made me laugh so hard

Daggering

youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg

i would literally hold it down by it's scrawny neck, tear apart it's tail feathers, and then rape it's goosey asshole for hours before dumping a fat load inside of it and snapping it's neck like a glowstick

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> tfw pocketsanding a nigglet

Are they dancing or fighting? I honestly can't tell.

Niggers are niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=GkjhfGKi6W4

>trying this hard to fit in
Top pep

Why's that bitch so fucking fat tho? I thought these niggas were poor and hungry and shit??

Most birds completely avoid confrontations

They're not that high on the food chain

she ain't fat bruh, just a little thick

Ugh, why does everyone in this thread have to be so racist.

Where do you think you are?

So user, what did the goose to you???

Muscles dont do you any good in a street fight against an opponent who knows how to fight dirty. David vs. Goliath. I'm 5'7" and I've taken down guys twice as big as me many times.

Jump straight into his arms, push your weight onto him, stab your index fingers into his testicles with all your power and try tear out his Arteria carotis with your teeth. If that fails, after you destroy his dick, throttle him, again use all your power to clamp his throat, 10-20 seconds of interrupting the bloodflow to his brain is all it takes before he blacks out.

Or, if you dont want to jump into his arms and risk a good pounding, scissor into him from the side, and then from a ground position kick into his knee with all your power. You will easily shatter his joint and destroy his balance, his pain and his panick will give you enough time to get ontop of him and stick your index fingers into his cock area. This also works in knife fights, shatter his kneefrom a ground position then scramble away before he can use his knife on you, the fight will be over. Speed and agility is key so if youre a fatass, youre fucked.

Against muscled apes, speed and the element of surprise are the key to taking him down. Muscles mean >nothing< in a street fight.

wtf are these niggers doing?

>this is what agifags actually believe

Nice pasta

Even though it's pretty dumb when you think about. What if he just judo throws or something the moment you latch on to his arms?

>Muscles slow you down

Nigger what the fuck is shit

He came home from work one day and a goose was dogging his chick from behind with a Newport hanging out of it's beak.

Did a goose fuck your girlfriend?

SOKOKU NO SORA WA WATASHI GA MAMORU
SIBERIAN
BURIZZADO

youtube.com/watch?v=uzuBZAsTLzo

GEIGEKI SEIKOU

Take your edges back to

>t. Nigger

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what is that wwe move at the end called?

Ground and pound

Well fuck, the monkey won.

>Against muscled apes, speed and the element of surprise are the key to taking him down. Muscles mean >nothing< in a street fight.

>not niggers

Cuck.

see, they're just like us! race is a social construct baka

>Also Jamaican doctors have warned of the dangers of daggering, after having many cases of damaged penis tissue over the last year. The condition can result in permanent damage, and therefore must be taken seriously.[5][6] Jamaican doctors assert that those trying to replicate the powerful moves of daggering in the bedroom can end up with dramatic injuries. They say the incidence of broken penises has increased in the past year, according to an article in the Jamaican Star

What a world we live in.

I was waiting for takeoff when he did the helicopter move

O boy you guys seen nothing yet

efukt.com/1940_Molested_By_Black_Strippers.html

>work with a Jamaican bartender
>invites me to his parties
>don't go because they are at like 4 in the god damn morning after i've gotten out of work
>shows me video of party on youtube
>its the exact same kind of shit
I don't understand it. people just get concussions and date raped.

Fucking niggers - and White people are supporting the Nigerfication or every White Nation for some reason - like they we're "told" to accept and support their own eradication.