My mother told me today that she is starting to workout in home

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Is she your father's wife?

> tfw when you can't hit your set of 4x4x444 squats on mother's day to bring your mom back to life

OP ...come the fuck on with mommy stories and pics. please god!

post pics or i will find you...

POST THE FUCKING PICS OP!

I want this out of my mind.
My aunt is about 53 years old, but she's so hot, thick and blonde. Everytime i get the chance i tell her to come to live with us, then i would suggest her to work out with me making sexual advances on her. Then as she progressively gets hotter i had already touched her body and made some sexual advances until i can have her as my slut.
God i want her to suck me so much since 9 years ago

Damn, that's a TIGHT fantasy, bro.

She quit? Why :(

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cucking your own dad, your pretty terrible dude

bumpin

Ever since i saw pic related my fantasy has grown stronger, more than 10 years waiting for an oportunity. God i want to fucking make scream my aunt

does anybody know the sauce to the video this is from?

is that her??

The amount of posts asking if frequently posted pictures are someone's wife/aunt/gf is at an all time high.
I would say summer but all the summerfags would say "there's no such thing".

Eat-a-puss complex, brah. What could go wrong.

She isnt getting any younger, gotta move on it boy. Hang around her more. She can keep a secret of youre buddies

No. But i hope one day i can have that view on my home
She lives in another city with my grandmon, I don't think she's ever going to live in mah home

>tfw too autistic to sign up to fetlife or whatever and engage in your weird mommy/aunt fetish

Honestly none of my older female relatives are attractive what's the deal

I would suggest hip thrusts and squats if you want to fuck her. I'm going to make my aunt do that whenever im able to, it doesn't matter if i fuck a 60y/o as long as i can fuck her

holy shit you realize masturbation tends to eliminate these wierd REEEE-esque urges? post pics of your aunt user

you realize kids have access to the internet after school right?

You realize that Veeky Forums gets considerably worse during the summer, right?

yeah it does so what, its just as likely that bears coming out of hibernation are fucking with you on /pol/ and /x/ and whatever other boards you frequent

I love tall, blonde. thick, milf, women, guess what, my aunt has all of them, i had this urge since a long time ago. I WILL FUCK HER.

So I was right when I predicted a child to respond, saying summer Veeky Forums wasn't a thing. Your sentence is unintelligible.
>implying I'm not /out/ Veeky Forums master race.

Probably because being a pornstar is no way to live.

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Bump for sauce

It's amazing to see "women problems" lmao

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it's from a blacked video

Nope

wow. Cry me a river slut

All i know it's from teens love huge dicks

Oh Alizee... je veux votre fromage

enjoy

Its a shame she got a bunch of tats

she's the hottest milf to exist tho

27 kv here, got to second base on the first date with a girl who I deplore personality wise. I'll post the whole story in a few days. I would obviously pursue her if she was even remotely tolerable but she isn't, every minute of the date was painfulooking (except for second base), what do? I'm not a bad person, I kind of feel bad just kissing her. And no, she's not fat and doesn't have a terrible face.

Painfulooking = painful*

Wow tattoos really make her look trashy as fuck went from 10/10 to a solid 6 LOL

Is she about to have sex with him or something?

Oh man, she looks like a two-bit stripper now. What the fuck? Why would she do this?

more of this chick?

This is like putting cereal box stickers on the Mona Lisa. She should be purged for this heinous crime.

>Mistaking the AVERAGE weight of women for the healthy weight

Christ, she's stupid

Kristina Vogel.
>implying you wouldn't bang

I don't think I could even get hard thinking about the Snorks watching me bang.

the average woman is a fatass, that doesn't make it ok

>mother told me today that she is starting to workout
>should be fun since she is pretty much siri
>Anyone knows workouts for couple

I'm missing something or you're trolling us, Sir.

Still beautiful and hot. Gayness is getting strong as fuck here nowadays.

Post pics of your mom breh

Pics

>wanting less degeneracy in the world
>gay
Look at this faggot.

They're divorced.

Good idea mate, maybe rope skipping too? Will tone her body and i can join her, also makes a great show with her tits bouncing up n' down.

Dude are you me? Literally been dreaming of fucking my aunt while she sleeps, while shes showering, and when shes having an epileptic seizure, just found out she is really epileptic.

>rope skipping
ayy lmao, really nice idea m8
I want her to desire me, to fuck me silly, not to take advantage of her.

There's a difference? Jk, lately she's been real nice to me idk why. Always compliments my looks, and has lived alone for the past 10 years shes technically a widow. I will have her one day as you will have yours user.

Try wine, they lose their inhibition after a glass or two.

She doesn't live in the same city as me brah :(
i still live with my parents(i'm 20 and it's really common to live with parents at this age) but ONE day brah, ONE DAY i'm going to fuck her.
Just offer her a massage

You sod go to HER. Tell your parents that you need to find your inner self or some gay shit and that your aunts sounds like a great place to clear your head.

This shit is not tango

Happy Mother's Day?

God it depresses me. What the fuck would make a literal 10/10 go and get fucking tattoos.

They literally make everyone look uglier.

I guarantee she regrets it now.

My mother told me

SOMEDAY I WOULD BUY

GALLEY WITH GOOD OARS

SAIL TO DISTANT SHORES

get her to do bjj with you.

If so, you owe your father the right of single combat on a field of honor where you can wrest ownership of your mother's pussy away from him by force. As God intended.

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I bet she doesn't.

Not everyone is a child like you who's autism is triggered because a body doesn't look symmetrical anymore.

Will post pictures of her if you suggest a workout for us both.
i'll be acting like a coach to her so maybe something that puts me in a seductive position.

Here you go

muscleandfitness.com/workouts/workout-routines/no-weights-couples-workout

Lots of gazing into each others eyes, getting close and sweaty. Now post some pics, you can blur the face

>works in industry that values aesthetics
>whines about aesthetic standards
KYS

Waiting OP