"Hello, user. I'm looking for a new Robin to assist me in crime fighting. I can provide additional combat training...

"Hello, user. I'm looking for a new Robin to assist me in crime fighting. I can provide additional combat training, body armor, gadgets and resources, all I ask is that you're at least 6'0 180lbs with a 225lb bench press and 315lb squat... so... do you qualify?

kek sign me in, I don't even lift

>315lb squat
So close.

I wonder if Joker is looking for henchmen.

>yfw 5'7 and 155lbs skinny fat and could never be robin

Whats japonés to the last Robin?

I'm 5'9 165 with martial arts training and can do all that. Am I in?

>5'11

>215lb bench

>290lb squat


Kill me.

Oh and

>175lbs exact

I can smash a 225 bench, easy 315 squat but I'm a 160lb 5'8 manlet so I guess not.

Holy shit brah exact same stats as me. We can make our own fighting duo

>Batmanlet and Robinlet

Same stats here too. Can I join your club?

>220lbs
>5"11
>325lb bench
>345lb squat

Sorry user. That 1 inch is crucial. As of now you're face level with an attackers knife (assuming that attacker is 6'0) so it's an easy kill for him. That 1 inch will ensure you're eye level with your attack and therefor you can know your surroundings.

>The Manlet Friends
>removing cats from trees and helping old ladies cross the street

I am dex fag

Guys, we'll start the Manlet League.
Show those batloving lanklets whose boss.

No one cared who I was until I put in the mass:(

but robin is 5'7 150lbs

Depends what Robin, when, who by, what arc etc.

He lives in Tokio now

Robins stats have always been 5'10 and 170lbs.

source: The Arkham games.

Sorry Ben al Afflecki, I don't work with terrorists

they will always inflate superheroes stats

like spiderman, who looks 5'5 in school, 5'7 adulthood and is 5'8 on the mcu but is listed as 5'10 by database


being average = best height for martial arts
comic writers should know that

Jason Todd
6'0", 200 lbs
Tim Drake
6'0", 189lbs
Dick Grayson
6'0", 175lbs

Those are all just from the Arkham series

Not accounting for Robins being kids so like 5'2", or Damian Wayne (again, a kid)

unrelated topic but why is height so important?
>wolverine in comics: 5'3
>wolverine in movie: almost a foot taller at 6'2

what is so desirable about height? does it make you look better or something?

because fit is the new r9k and are faggots lacking of confidence so they need to attach to height

Fuck you Ben Affleck,
You ruined daredevil,
You ruined batman,
You're a shitty actor

You and that skinny skank they 'cast' as wonder woman

>6'0
>Robin

Pick one you casual faggot. Everyone except Jason is in the 5'7-5'10 range.

Yes but those stats are when they're adults. Like for Nightwing and Redhood.

The 5'10 and 170lbs is the ROBIN physique senpai.

>implying a manlet could ever fight crime outside of fantasy comic books.

kek

Tim Drake at this point is Robin senpai. Jason Todd wouldn't have gained weight or height because that's how the Lazarus pit works

is this the user who posted about fighting crime on Veeky Forums a while back? If so, how are you not dead you autismo?

no, they growed up apparently.

but officially they are

dick 5'10
jason 5'11 or 6'0
tim 5'8 or 5'9.

now since they comic fictional characters, maybe the authors don't give a shit about it, artists don't give a shit about it so they draw them like they want to in each story and there is no consensus on this ones.

if there ever was an official rating, then probably it didn't take into account robins growing up, much like in the marvel universe where bucky is listed as 5'9, altough some artists draw him as tall as cap or other characters sometimes, so they didn't take into account bucky growing up

"Hello, user. I'm looking for a new Robin to assist me in sucking cock. I can provide additional buttsechs training, body dildos, anal gadgets and cum resources, all I ask is that you're at least 6' dick 8' girth and will press it squat in my a-hole... so... do you qualify?

Yours truly,
Been Affleck

I think at the end of the day there's enough factors to not have a definitive answer.

Ben Affleck is a cock sucker, definitive enough for you?

Somebody's jelly of people bigger and richer than him. Are you Christian Bale?

>implying cardio and flexibility wouldn't be the primary requirements for a robin

Thank you Internet white Knight,
The dark Knight has your back

Regards,
Full homo
Ben Affleck

Defending the gayest man on earth,
Yep, this is Veeky Forums

Ben Affleck please go.. nobody wants to be your Robin, just go. ..pls. .go

>Fucked J LO and Jennifer Garner
>Gay

Batman is the gayest fucking superhero ever.

>Marvel cuck detected

I was expecting some reddit quip. But that's all you got lad?

5'7 118lbs here but I possess a very tight asshole. am i in?

Jlo basically a man,
Jennifer garner, an actual man.

How does that help your point?

Also, Ben, just go already this is becoming uncomfortable

do you remember there was some autistic guy a few months ago that tried to fight crime by becoming batman, anyone has that thread kek?

It's not gay to fuck the tight boipucci of your side kick.

Holy shit I remember that. I am pretty sure he was serious too.

Hes probably this guy

yeah pretty much

Holy shit that was a brilliant thread. God I love Veeky Forums...n-no homo

Robin is more like 5'1" and 96lb.

Nah I want to be Batman. And you can be Robin. So teach me to be the new Batman f am

pretty accurate actually

>6'0 198 lbs
>275lb bench
>450lb squat

I just hope I can live up to this guy.

>implying robin is 6'
i meet all the qualifications and then some except im 5'7 fu batman

>that bench
mireen
>squat only 20 pounds heavier than bench
...

>6 foot Robin
user do you even batman?