Get in here brehs. Uncle Scooby is going to show us how to get those gf's

Get in here brehs. Uncle Scooby is going to show us how to get those gf's

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o right date advice from a 50 yo faggot that's exactly what I need

Yet he's successfully dated and married

>taking relationship advice from a socially awkward 50 year old homosexual

Getting women is a genetic trait, like being 6'0 or having a large frame. They either like you, or they don't, you either have the charisma, or you don't. It can't be learned, it can't be taught. If you have trouble getting women, accept it, and either go gay or save up for escorts for the rest of your life.

It's pretty much easier to be successfully maried or in a relationship when you're gay. Just imagine what would be if you didn't have to deal with womens usual shit

>how to get a gf
>don't even have friends
Wow thanks letting me feel like shit again, Veeky Forums.

Yeah, too a man. Yeah I mean he's rich successful and in love with his..."wife" but I'm not really sure the answers that he's found that have made his life fulfilled will work for me.

So until I decide to go gay and give ye ole natty dickaroo to that thirsty twink who's been begging to just suck my dick I'll listen too him.

Jeez. This is almost as sad as watching women take dating advice from oprah or random manhating lez/loser without a man and watching their own relationships fall apart.

>straight
kek

>dated and married
to a human with a large dick

Does Scooby know that 60% of Veeky Forums are dadless weebs?

He's right though anyways about the confidence thing

Brah, if Veeky Forums had friends, it wouldn't be Veeky Forums

he knows

That's a really old video, he just transferred it over from his main channel.

Speaking of which, all he really said was "be confident"

I appreciate the sentiment, but I would expect a more practical approach on the matter, especially from an engineer. Like, where to get girls, when is it appropriate to talk to them.
>When they are (not) with their friends?
>When they are (not) doing something?
>From work/school/common hobby/interest/social activities? At a club?
>What if she says no/it doesnt work out? Do I hit on another one from the same social circle in hopes of making it a numbers game, and get called a douche that wants to fuck anything with a vagina? Do I abandon hope completely? Do I try to find another activity to get another chance with a girl from a different circle?

The above are real world experiences of me or my peers BTW, not baseless worries. I am not a robot with agoraphobia.

I am comfortable with myself, very much so, and I can take a relationship from n to n+1. But I almost never get to n=1.

thanks OP, this is an awesome vid. Reminds me of another vid I saw about being able to fix the things you can control in your life.

this is a sign i need to get movin

That's very very stupid defeatist attitude, you probably read it somewhere and it resonates with you so you mindlessly spout it

Gonna make it
Not gonna make it

HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME, SCOOBY EDITION

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Defeatist are pathetic weak minded shills who expect to be carried through lifeL

This

if i was a chick, i'd want to be with tom segura over zyzz

>I ask w- questions
>not gonna make it
Pic related...

try this one, or google "Black Philip Show"

youtube.com/watch?v=LPq7CyHqQ2I

Same shit. I'll try tomorrow evening from PC, it's 1 am here now and I am tired and have uni early tomorrow. Can I get a tldr? Thanks in advance.

>He took a list of what woman say they want
>And took it literally
good shit scoobs.

thanks broseph

the "be confident" advice is like when you ask for suggestions to your father to pass your exams in university and they say "believe that you can do it and you will do it"

it's the same shit advice to dismiss you with feel good shit

Let's not go down the road of bashing Scoobs. He made a video that may help a couple of us. The point of my post was to look for the answer, not bash the one who didn't give one we like.

but scoobs all I'm good at is being mean to people online I don't think confidence can help that

It's a series of podcasts from a popular comedian, Patrice O'Neal on women. I can't exactly give a tldr, since he did multiple shows over an hour long. Here's a shorter (20mins) video from him:

youtube.com/watch?v=BHGi28j4Dz4

He explains his persona and philosophy to a "modern" women and drops a lot of great knowledge.

>let's have some straight talk
okay scoobs

>implying anyone with friends lifts

Call me a /pol/tard but I'll be posting this video, just because I assume a lot of us here have confidence problems. Basically, a caller, struggling with depression, phones into a podcast asking for advice on how to deal with memories of childhood bullying. Surprise, surprise, he was neglected as a child and had poor parents. The second half of the podcast is more /pol/ stuff but the first half might be a very interesting listen for Veeky Forumsizens

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SCOOBY!

This

Broads are such a drain to deal with

ok you fucks if this video is true and all lifting does is improve you confidence and make you comfortable with who you really are then surely you tell you friends, family, coworkers and gf about what you see on Veeky Forums, right? yeah that's what I thought, checkmate.

>awkward
wtf are you on about, scooby isn't awkward at all. You strike me as a edgy teenage faggot who doesn't interact with anyone older than 20. When you leave moms house you'll realise that approachable and warm people like scooby typically have the healthiest social lives.

Thanks!

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True senpai

These are all very reasonable questions, especially the last one for me as I'm from a pretty small college. Anyone here have answers?