Veeky Forums help me. I've befriended an escort. She likes talking to me and she's shared her real contact info with me. How can I make her my fuckbuddy. She's amazing in bed. Pic related is our chat. How do I get into her pants on the reg? I've fucked her twice before, bareback.
Keeping it fit related: What's the best core workout and why is it dragon flags?
She's also sent me pics of herself nude and she suffers from low-self esteem.
inb4 some redditors shits on me, I actually taught her personal finance and I'm helping her get into college.
Shes gonna friendzone you like that other guy who befriended an escort
She is pretending to be interested because as a fit individual you are better than the usual fat old guy she fucks and she'd prefer to take your money. Unless she quits prostitution and stops taking your money, she is not interested.
m8 she wrote like 2 sentences
and then you reply with a paragraph. you're gonna get friendzoned or worse beat up by her pimp she forgot to mention
uhh, she wants your money?
same reason waiters/waitresses flirt with you?
But we've fucked, and I'm looking for a fuck buddy not a gf.
Pics she sent me.
>fucking an escort bareback
>wanting to fuck an escort on the reg
>bareback
Jesus fucking Christ m8 what the fuck are you doing
Talk about real shit
>But we've fucked
because you paid her
either way it's a bad idea bro, don't think with your dick
>he got friendzoned by a fucking hooker
How does this even happen?
OP, have you ever bought some pants online, and then gotten an email from the pants company with pictures of more pants you should buy? Because this is the same thing.
m8 she sends be paragraphs all the time. We're open like that.
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>befriendzoned
I can think she was the blue message. That said she called you "dude" OP
>dude
>man
These are not endearing title's. Take away the money and see what happens.
I tried cutting it off, but she didn't want that to happen. I don't give her money. And I only paid once for sex, after that it was free.
>bareback
pahahahaha
Blue is me trips.
>long texts are my thing
You sound desperate and beta. Unless you smash her without paying her, you're getting conned.
Mind you there are smart af hookers out there who dumb down and wisen up when need be to keep a client orbiting.
>mfw OP took the bait
>mfw OP is being played like a puppet
>mfw OP will catch feels and try to "save" her
>mfw OP's new gf is a hooker
Is she still having sex with other dudes? Also why the hell are you going bareback on a hooker you moron
>hurr durr I wear the rubber jew when every hooker is on birth control
>missing out on bareback sex
>tfw cumming in her pussy
fucking virgins
you're not going to listen to anyone here so why don't you fuck off
Same reason why OP considers himself a mountain dew enthusiast
>Barebacking a hooker
Christ, please be bait.
Bro, when a grill says "sorry" for
Something that she really is not sorry for, and you answer like that, she basically has you by the balls and she knows it.
There are couple of ways this could end.
>none of them good for you
>she could milk you for more money
Yes, you will get laid, but it's a hooker breh
>she will want to have something more
she is a hooker, will milk you for money breh
>she will be friends
Making her want her even more, milk you for money breh
Again, not looking for a gf. Looking for a fuckbuddy.... gosh guys, why are you so mean.
It feels good, that's why.
Planks my dude
You people are being baited.
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OP you are the saddest faggot for having to pretend that a reddit sloot is yor gf.
inb4 reddit, I use it for porn.
You're an idiot man she is clearing playing you. Also she's letting you go bareback on purpose to get peggo, and you're too fucking stupid to see that. She probably sees you have money to blow and you'll stay and raise the kid
And for future reference, you never play hookers raw. Getting head is one thing, but anything past that is too risky
That was me trolling. Not trolling now.
I know, you're right about the bareback thing. But in the heat of the moment I can't think straight. Her tubes are tied, she can't get preggo. I know because I picked her up from the hospital after the procedure...........
Dont see anything worng with it, just dont gf her
that's not the reason you fool
I hate planks. I like my leg raises and sit-ups with oblique turns
Kek
>long texts are my thing
What the fuck
I condense what I need to say in one large text. Usually 2-3 sentences. She would send three of four texts in a row, each a sentence long. I don't do that shit cause I'm not a bitch.
>inb4 trying to gf a hooker
No, I'm trying to fuckbuddy a hooker.
OP knows so fucking much, why can't you answer your own damned question?
Read the whole thread and lost it at this
OP either this is a great bait thread or you are genuinely retarded. Full blown AIDS will come your way. Proud of you.
ABORT RIGHT NOW OP ABORT. I know ur to fucking blinded by ur emotions right now to listen to an entire thread full of people telling you ur being stupid. Control those stupid chemicals in ur head telling you otherwise
FUCKING ABORT
>she's friendly
cause you pay her
Next time you see her ask if she wants to fuck? Just ask her if she wants to fuck. She's obvs friendzoning you; but it's not outlandish to think since you hit it once for free you might be able to consistently.
I think she probably thinks you actually enjoy her presence as a human being and thinks you might not be like "the others". This could lead to 1. Friends with benefits situation or most likely 2. You try to hook up with her and she puts you back in your place I.e "I don't do this Shit for free" or "I want to be your friend user don't be like the others". Most likely numero uno
I enjoyed Spark Joy tbqh
why is that funny?
escorts befriend their customers all the time, its called repeat customers. Now imagine for a moment that you are a whore, would you rather take a chance on getting a cop or a disease or raped and murdered by one of 10k customers of keep fucking the same 20 guys that you have already fucked and are fairly certain wont kill you and leave you in a ditch somewhere with your asshole torn in half?
OP I say go for it! If she gives you that used pussy for free to bareback on, then continue to do it. The worst that can now happen to you is when you get rejected by a hooker and you end up more insecure and sad to the point you never make a bullshit ass thread again on Veeky Forums and die of loneliness. :)
This. Even if she likes fucking you she'll still expect you to pay for it because you already did.
go for it op, maybe you can save her
why do you think bartenders are friendly
why do you think girls are friendly at bars
they are just using you for money, dude.
Uncle Mike is a fagit
HIV+ Retard alert
Because I need reassurance
I didn't abort, senpai. I went in and it worked... sorta.
ffs, the rate of HIV/AIDs in my country is one of the lowest in the world. She gets tested every month, and supposedly only fucks me bareback. Probably bullshit, but that's how it is.
We met for coffee to discuss her education and what her focus will be. She's struggling with a few courses to get entrance, so I said I'd be happy to tutor her. On our way back I asked if she wanted to fuck, she was hesitant but than we started making out in the car and I pulled my pants down. She started jerking my dick, while I was frenching her. Had my other hand in her pants, feeling on her perfect ass. Right before I was about to cum from the hand job I pulled away from her face and started suckling her tits hard. Came like a fucking beast..... all over my steering wheel. I kept sucking her tit and she was lactating a bit, which was weird. Then we parted ways.
Yeah, it's great read. Definitely love the philosophy behind it.
Great user you got a free handy from a pregnant hooker and are so proud you came to brag about it here... Jesus christ never change fit. Never fucking change.
>Japanese
You already fucked up beyond repair, I suggest you move on
It felt so good. Something that feels that good can't be bad for you. It's the Spark Joy philosophy. This moment brought me joy. Cleaning the jizz of my steering and dash was a bitch though. Had to recondition the leather.
Holy shit i'm ded
I-I thought Levi's sent me those emails because they loved me...
I'm sure your philosophy is flawless. I mean what can go wrong with constantly following immediate hedonism in lieu of rational analysis.
On a totally unrelated note, op, have you ever tried meth? I say if you like it the first time you try it why not go all in and make it a regular thing?
>not cutting on amphetamines and bulking with benzos
Read Spark Joy, and get back to me. It's about doing something that gives you pleasure now, in the future, and your memories. It can't be a negative experience like getting addicted to meth. I paid this hooker once, and now I have a fuckbuddy. Not damaging myself in any way physically or financially.
>not damaging myself physically or financially
>bareback sex with sex worker, giving you a statistically higher chance of STD's
>getting emotionally invested in someone whose job requires them to be emotionally manipulative
>never fucking change fit
This so fucking much, I seriously hope you are trolling OP
Again with this middle school STD bullshit. She's gets tested every month and I've actully seen the testing results. All negative, doesn't even have herpes, I was born with that shit... haven't told her though.
>Livin la Vida Loca
fuck me for not having a cookie cutter life. Live and let live, dude.
Escourts are pretty slimy
They will do most anything to manipulate you into giving them more money.
>gosh
>Not trolling now
I would love to think that being an escort doesn't affect your character in any way, but not in this dimension brah, we need different math and thermodinamics to extract the whore out of crazy.
>pays for sex and wants to make a hooker his gf while pretending hes looking for a fuckbuddy
>not a cookie cutter
You can pick only one.
Shit I'm high.
My point was that this girl as you said has enough self steem problems to be percieved by you and you have to stay away from girls like that, and if the girl works in a manipulative sector like prostitution thats like a red flagged arrow in a crossbow. Get a girl that is sorted enough to be able to not show her insecurities unless she wants to
oh wow she sent you a nude pic
what a big fucking spectacle, how did it feel when a girl let you see her naked in a picture????
Wear a rubber cunt. Herpes is a real fucking pain in the dick.
Again with this middle school STD bullshit. She's gets tested every month and I've actully seen the testing results. All negative, doesn't even have herpes,
Dude, Aids doesn't show up for atleast 3 months.
She could ride some nigger dick right now and get aids. You could be oblivious and still hit it raw. You could be hitting it raw for the next 3 month without her testing pos and you'd be none the wiser.
Also is she from Sydney?
> I was born with that shit... haven't told her though.
Wait you were born with herpes? I got herpes last year and It totally put me off having kids because I don;t want my kid to be all fucked up. How are you coping with it? Besides the whole fucking a hooker raw retardation.
Don't think it's going to happen. It would have already happened. I guess you can have a hooker as a gf but then you'll be getting cucked which would suck. Maybe just jerk off for a week so much that you don't think w your dick?
Hahaha
>she can't get preggo
you think you're the only one she barebacks? Should probs get checked for HIV m8
Dont forget hes also a porn addict
It's hard to believe that hookers even have a sense of emotion, desu senpai
You know your chick is a massive whore when she gets her tubes tied.
Has anyone seen that website, Instagram hoes or whatever it is.
Basically hundreds of those "fitness" instagrams girls are actually high class hookers. Like alot of famous chicks got outed.
One even had her ovaries removed. You just know shes a massive slut after that.
[naivety intensifies]
Get the fuck out of there now OP. NOW NOW NOW. RUN
You see the pretty girl. You don't see the mountain of shit that's following her and is about to crush you.
You didn't see them tie her tubes, you only know that she was waiting for you outside a hospital and told you that she had gotten the procedure. What a coincidence that she got that done just when you started busting your nuts in her, that's just tremendous timing. I'm sure she did not at all just take a cab there and wait for you so she could use her vagina as a lasso to get you on the hook for child support. I bet she loves hooking and wants to keep doing it forever, even as her looks fade and the business starts to go downhill.
>mfw you bout to get spermjacked son.
Help her out and convert her to wife material.
How old is she? She texts like a mom. Also:
>bareback
>escort
>high class
They can put on as many airs as they want, but they'll still take it in the ass from two or more guys at once if the money's right.
u practicing ur english bro?
>hooker
>wife material
These are the people who give you advice on squat form holy fuck
you'll never turn a whore into a housewife
she probably thinks you're a weak willed beta so she wants to lock that down while she gets a job as a "masseuse"
You are posting in a reddit thread.
Observed.
>this whole fucking thread
You are the biggest fuckinget retard I have ever seen. And that's saying something, because I've been to a retard asylum.
OP seriously for your sake of you are not trolling listen to the people ITT, you need to stop this now. I've been in a situation like this and I couldn't see the light until she completely fucked me over
reddit.com
How has no one noticed this. OP's pics are taken off the internet from ages ago.
End of thread.
something similar happened to me. I broke contact soon after. women who are whores only seek to gain and get by due to whore behaviour. stop being such a beta. serious
That's not how fwb relationships work you beta cuck.
Jesus you are such a comedy figure.
You remind me of Brian Griffin from family guy.
Pretentious, retarded and unlikable.
this post is pure reddit
I think I know this girl